100 Year Old Prostitute

[Leah Ireland]

Someone just passed this on to me, sounds funny but it may be true -

'100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong By Tessie Theuma

"
Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.
The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.
Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. She comes from a long line of ladies of the night. “My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun so I’m not sure what happened there. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations.”
During her long life, the centenarian has lived through her fair share of momentous events. She has particularly fond memories of World War II. “All those marines,” she says wistfully. “Some historian say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a moral-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”
How has she managed to live for so long? “Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.
“Also, a Ghanaian former witchdoctor once told me his seed had life-giving properties. It appears to have worked.”
Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.
She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”
Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”
What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Bah, in my day we used to learn everything on the job, if you’ll pardon the pun. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”
Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”'

[Country Barbie]

Lol i would love to meet her

[charlestudor2005]

I'd love to do her. Variety is the spice of life.

[Besides, the mature providers are supposed to be the best!!]

[JDNorthface]

OK, that's funny. Someone should research this to find out if it's true. I would, but it's Saturday...!

[sensualsanaa]

I guess she didnt invest enough in her 401k...

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by exoticentyce

I guess she didnt invest enough in her 401k...

Was thinking the same thing... or maybe she just really loves her job

[John Bull]

I love the line about her breasts and foot fetishists. That's a hoot!

[JDNorthface]

Originally Posted by John Bull

I love the line about her breasts and foot fetishists. That's a hoot!

Yeah, I love the sense of humor. Some years ago, our firm had a client who was 98. We were in a second story office at that time and she always took the stairs. Said the elevator was for old people.

Maybe George Burns was right, after you hit 100, you have it made because very few people die after 100...

[Leah Ireland]

Originally Posted by JDNorthface

Yeah, I love the sense of humor. Some years ago, our firm had a client who was 98. We were in a second story office at that time and she always took the stairs. Said the elevator was for old people.

Maybe George Burns was right, after you hit 100, you have it made because very few people die after 100...

Yeah, niche market - for whatever???

[Guest070413]

Gotta love the internet and how anything can be "true" because someone can type.

That story looks to be originally posted in a blog named 'Bis-Serjetà, Serjetà biss', which roughly translates to 'So serious, Serious only'. As in when you are at a party and the jokester in the crowd says "No, seriously" right after the comical outlandish story they just shared.

Here is the link to the original article.
bisserjeta.hsara DOT com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong

Here is a link to the speculation.
natandmarie DOT tumblr.com/post/15427849336/how-you-got-duped-by-a-story-of-100-year-old-prostitute

Here is the rebuttle to the speculation.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/331613466862725

If that was not enough, here is a description of said blog.
maltapark DOT com/item.asp?itemid=1464911

Why the DOT? He apparently watches the traffic that links to his site.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/275488569171115

[WTF]

I do not think anyone thought this anything other than parody. At least I hope not! LOL

[mikkifine]

Good for her!

[NinaBrooke]

If this is real and not a hoax, then i do find that amazing. And her attitude is adorable. I have read though, that in Malta there are old women like that ...ANd why not? Even i Austria, the last escort retiring was in her 70ies. Happens.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by Elysa Scott

Gotta love the internet and how anything can be "true" because someone can type.

That story looks to be originally posted in a blog named 'Bis-Serjetà, Serjetà biss', which roughly translates to 'So serious, Serious only'. As in when you are at a party and the jokester in the crowd says "No, seriously" right after the comical outlandish story they just shared.

Here is the link to the original article.
bisserjeta.hsara DOT com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong

Here is a link to the speculation.
natandmarie DOT tumblr.com/post/15427849336/how-you-got-duped-by-a-story-of-100-year-old-prostitute

Here is the rebuttle to the speculation.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/331613466862725

If that was not enough, here is a description of said blog.
maltapark DOT com/item.asp?itemid=1464911

Why the DOT? He apparently watches the traffic that links to his site.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/275488569171115

Thanks for that insight!! Wow!

PS: well if traffic is good to that site, we should ask "HER" to trade banners --- bwahahahaha

[Leah Ireland]

Maybe that particular story wasn't true, maybe it was, but I don't see such a thing as being unlikely to be. There are a lot of men who like much older or overweight women and will pay for the pleasure.

Originally Posted by Elysa Scott

Gotta love the internet and how anything can be "true" because someone can type.

That story looks to be originally posted in a blog named 'Bis-Serjetà, Serjetà biss', which roughly translates to 'So serious, Serious only'. As in when you are at a party and the jokester in the crowd says "No, seriously" right after the comical outlandish story they just shared.

Here is the link to the original article.
bisserjeta.hsara DOT com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong

Here is a link to the speculation.
natandmarie DOT tumblr.com/post/15427849336/how-you-got-duped-by-a-story-of-100-year-old-prostitute

Here is the rebuttle to the speculation.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/331613466862725

If that was not enough, here is a description of said blog.
maltapark DOT com/item.asp?itemid=1464911

Why the DOT? He apparently watches the traffic that links to his site.
facebook DOT com/bisserjeta/posts/275488569171115