We are not supposed to post reviews on L0 places so posting this as a thread. There are times when I just need a genuine massage without happy ending, so go to an L0 place. Nevertheless, during the massage I try to stretch the envelope by testing if I can get some MT, ideally FOV, incidental brushing of junior, if there is potential for future L1 and so on. Since I have spent a lot of $ on this, I might as post it for everybody’s benefit.
Thai Massage in Farmer’s Branch, 214-606-5594. I have been to this place a dozen times over a few months. Majority of the girls give a very good Thai massage and most of them are young and have good figures. They are friendly and allow some level of MT towards the end of the massage. Which gives you hope that you could get more in future. But alas, that never happens but they get repeat visits because suckers like me are born every day. I got L1 from Patti a couple of times but I guess word got out and she disappeared without a trace after a few weeks. Once I got to rub Nana FOV OTC, but only because she was busy replying to text messages and she thought only fair to let me play with her while she was dealing with business.
Sara in Dallas, mid-age African lady, 214-563-4563,
https://dallas.rubratings.com/125964 Old timer from Dallas Observer days. And although she advertises on RubRatings, she is L0 only. But she gives an excellent, relaxing massage, covers every bit of your body, except junior of course and you feel like a new person after the massage. Stands very close to the massage table and occasionally presses herself against your hands. But will move way if your fingers show any kind of life. Went to her many times in the hope that things will progress further but did not have any luck. But I would still recommend her highly for a value for money relaxing L0 massage.
Gina in Dallas, mid-age Hispanic lady with excellent figure, very friendly, 972-896-0804. Old timer from Dallas Observer days, works from a hotel spa. She has a great massage technique and uses her whole body. Lots of incidental touching here and there, but you won’t get an L1. Took me a few months to get to that conclusion. But would recommend for legit massage and refreshing talk.
Diane in Roanoke, older Hispanic lady, 682-831-1931,
https://uniquespaservices.skincaretherapy.net/ She gives an excellent legit massage. You are draped at all times and she uncovers different parts of your body one at a time and massages them. Junior is obviously not one of those parts. She stands sufficiently clear of your hands so you don’t get to touch her at all. But she does have an ass worth caressing, if that was at all possible. I would recommend for a legit massage but don’t expect anything more. Expensive for a legit massage though.
Brenda in Dallas, older African lady, 469-248-7549,
https://dallas.rubratings.com/144899 Old timer from Dallas Observer days. She advertises on RubRatings, but she is strictly legit. She sits on a movable office chair and does the massage so it is pretty lame. She charges extra for glute massage but that is actually 3 strokes each on the back of your thighs. Don’t waste your money like I did. She is just lazy.
Hilda in Hurst, mid-age Hispanic lady with outstanding body, 817 390 0105,
https://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bt...304907909.html Some of you may remember her from the Hilda & Mary joint venture in NRH some years ago. Those days she did L2 and L3, but woe is me, she is strictly L0 now. She must be married or something. She massages you from arm’s length and moves from head to foot in an arc so as to prevent any accidental touching. It is a pity since she has one of the most outstanding bodies. While her massage is good and she is friendly, I would not go to her again as it is too painful to be so close yet so far.
MyThai Massage in Dallas, 469-777-1333. I went there on a day when I actually wanted an L1. I told the mid-age but good looking Thai lady at the reception that I was looking for a 1 hour massage. She took me inside, asked me to undress and lie down. After a couple of mins, she came herself and said she will warm me up for another girl. I took that as all other girls are busy at the moment. I had no problem with that. So she starts back-walking, starting from my feet, then calves, legs and then on my buttocks. On my buttocks, she stretches them out in opposite directions and then touches her toe on my asshole. I started caressing her other toes with my finger and she is good with that. I thought this is really going well. Anyway, in about 10 mins, the regular massage girl comes in and the reception lady takes leave. I thought this could only get better from now. But no, she gives me a strictly L0 massage, remains far from my hands so no touching whatsoever! To say I was disappointed would be an understatement. On the way out, I was paying the reception day. I said to the reception lady why you didn’t give me the full massage. She said she only manages the reception – am guessing she is the mama-san. My massage girl came there and hung around expecting a tip. She didn’t get any. I don’t like to be cruel but sometimes you have to send a message.
Lisa in Allen, mid-age Chinese lady, 214-509-8081,
https://www.massagebook.com/Allen~Massage~Dfjkk Gives a very good legit massage, allows some MT but more like a consolation prize. I think L1 might be possible after multiple visits but I did not pursue this one.
Mona in Bedford, young Thai lady, 682-298-0068,
https://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/bt...298838769.html Advertises as traditional Thai massage but got the crappiest massage I ever got from a Thai woman. I had to remain fully clothed, yes fully clothed. Despite what her pictures might suggest, there is zero chance of MT or anything else for that matter. Never went back. But hey, I could be biased. I was put off the moment she told me I have to remain dressed during the massage. She could have told me before I booked the appointment.
Herb Feet in Carrollton, 972-492-5400. I used to go here regularly when Angela was the owner/manager. I got some excellent L1, L2 and even L3. During the pandemic, the ownership changed hands and now something strange happens. It is very difficult to book a massage. It is a guy on the other side of the phone and here is how the conversation goes. Me – which girl is working today? I want an appointment at 7pm. Him – do you want Lisa? I say yes. He says Lisa not working today. Do you want Amy? I say yes. He says Amy busy at 7pm. I say what about 8pm? He says Amy busy at 8pm. I am thinking WTF! I hope he does not expect me to say – you give me the massage. Then awkward silence, then I say ok and disconnect the call. If anyone visited recently, let me know how it went.
Excuse my L0 adventures
Shame that they switched to arms length legit massage. Mona is a pretender and waste of time. At times she acts like an AMP Thai girl and pretends not to speak English. Other times, she speaks impeccable English.
