Interesting New "Medical" Device

[Random8585]

I came across this story and thought people on here might have some opinions on this device, the Automatic Sperm Extractor. I would think a provider could easily do the job we just need to find a way for insurance to code the charge.

http://www.iflscience.com/technology...inese-hospital

[woody4eroticfun]

I wonder if they make a shorter model that would fit under my desk at work......or even better, they need to combine this with the Japanese robot below and make a kneeling model ;-)


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEzH40l-Dg8

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Oh crap ladies! We are about to be replaced! Damned automation strikes again! First the auto industry, now us!

Hmmm, just one question though. Can it deep throat??

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

Oh crap ladies! We are about to be replaced! ... Can it deep throat??

And can it do laundry?

[woody4eroticfun]

Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

And can it do laundry?

Hell, if it can deep throat, I'll do the laundry...... :-)

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Random8585

I came across this story and thought people on here might have some opinions on this device, the Automatic Sperm Extractor. I would think a provider could easily do the job we just need to find a way for insurance to code the charge.

http://www.iflscience.com/technology...inese-hospital

Reminds me of:

1. The old time milking machine at the farm. A lot of jokes about that, but not here.
2. In the military, the doctor asked all of the guys going through for a physical for a sample. All the guys, but one, returned with a urine sample. I still laugh when I think about the hell that Doc._____ raised with the dumb kid from rural America. Yes, I was there, and saw the kid hand the Doc. his sample. The look on Doc's face was priceless, and he was pissed at the kid for over a week.

JR

[Unique_Carpenter]

Although the Orgasmatron from the Woody Allen movie "Sleeper" might take second place (with some imagination), absolutely nothing compares to the watching Jane Fonda survive the Excessive Machine in her movie "Barbarella".