Monday Night Drama Update!!!
Tonights TNN (Toyz News Network) update is brought to you by MTFO (Mellow the Fuck Out) Vaginal Cream w/Xanex...Remember when the day just fucking sucks, rub some MTFO where it hurts.
*What an exciting day in the ATX! The infamous Pussy Mafia took two drastic hits today as one of the Donnas has been reported missing...Townlake is being dredged at this very moment in hopes of finding the carcass. Previous reports of cannoli overload were exaggerated & proved false. NCNS notices were being posted at the south Austin PMS enclave in anticipation of visits being cancelled.
*In other PMS news, a video has been making the rounds that supposedly unmasks the identity of the current GodMother of the local PMS...long a mystery, could this be the possible end of PMS? The Papparrazi has offered up to $37.50 for a copy...and at the time of this broadcast, no one has come forward to claim the prize.
*Duesche Pussies from Dallas have infiltrated the ranks of our Austin board with charges of graft & inpropriety being leveled at the moderator ranks...motivation at this moment has not been established.
*One confused Monger tried to use one of our local ladies as a McDonalds drive through as he showed up wanting fries with his pussy but was told he needs to phone in his order in advance.
*Our daily BP alert brought a bit of laughter as another willing trick jumped happily into the shower while the still dressed BP baby took his money and ran...then texted him to GTFO of her room. One thing about those that support BP is they will always offer something to laugh at everyday.
*In CBC news, most CBC members are laying low and saving their dollars for this weekends "Running of the Salmon" as rent day approaches... Bargains will be a flying & Ho's will be bargaining. Its like the monthly Farmers Market selling pussy!
TNN Update
I'm gonna need some of that cream. But only if it's prescribed by a physician - I wouldn't want to abuse anything.
Did some cheap bastard just succeeded in negotiating a USD -37.50 1 hour BCD session with a provider?!? This could be the best record thus far.....
