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Originally Posted by PythonLeeJackson
I bet Hell Hen had to retire when she was sick of punters putting a bag over her head, before they got down to business. Should have retired 20 yrs ago.
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You cracked me up!!!!
Your comment reminded me of something a classmate told me when I was in high school. The story went something like that.
"Hey. Did I tell you that I have a friend with benefits?"
Answer.
"No. Good for you!!!"
He tells me.
"That is the good news. The bad news is that she is but ugly. She is so ugly that every time we fuck I have to do the cabbage on her?"
I ask.
"The cabbage?"
He says.
"Yes the cabbage. I have her wear a long skirt and when we fuck I lift her skirt so that it covers her face!!!"
So the last guys that babooshka saw did "the bag on her."