Dingleberries

[BirdogKC60]

After reading this I'm afraid to close my eyes in fear of what image might pop in (or out).....I'm going to do my best to not even fucking blink for the rest of the day!

[bigcockpussylicker]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Had my first dingleberry experience. I asked him to leave my home. The client with the dingleberry, that is.

this is exactly why I have used TP along with babywipes for years.
I never understood why babys dont use just TP if it's "so effective"

so I use both,
I bet that guy will start to also!
cause he had to leave you and that face!(tits!)

[bikebryan]

Originally Posted by @rlo726

Dude-Wipes! https://youtu.be/HPslRiy2Vvo

I just about spit my drink out laughing. CLASSIC Fantasy Factory! I love Rob Dyrdek's sense of humor, and he and Big Black played off of each other so well.

[MissJKCFun]

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Thanks Gemma. I needed the laugh.

[BigMikeinKC]

Of course there's also going down on a gal and getting piece of TP on your tongue.

[@rlo726]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Of course there's also going down on a gal and getting piece of TP on your tongue.

I would prefer a little TP, to an actual brownberry!

[bigcockpussylicker]

high school my GF stayed over, first time I went down on her

she had a full bush and had just peed

yes, urine tasting pussy

makes me hate hair

having braces made it worse

[pookie45]

Eeereeewwwee

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker

high school my GF stayed over, first time I went down on her

she had a full bush and had just peed

yes, urine tasting pussy

makes me hate hair

having braces made it worse

And then: there was the old high school joke;
"once you get past the stink, you have it licked."




An old joke is better than no joke.

JR

[Doccook]

That is too much.

Originally Posted by old-tyme-racer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF1_XatUyU0

[grandotuono]

Your asshole will thank you

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by grandotuono

Your asshole will thank you

Cottonelle IS THE BEST! LOL!

--glad ya'll are still laughing. When I read the entire thread again, I chuckled quite a bit..