2 out of 10 would not bang

[johnnylongcaulking]

Originally Posted by mercianna

Maybe... my underlying reason is ... Yeah, we try to look fabulous and make sure our make up, outfit, hair, airbrush tan and lighting & camera angle are all perfect when we take pictures...Who wouldn't want to show themsevesf to their best advantage when that's what they are selling.... same as any model or actress or ENTERTAINER. Then when it comes time for sessions sometimes...we may only have a few minutes to rush and get ready for a last minute appointment...circumstances arise that prevent us from being able to be a "woman of leisure" with nothing better to do than lay around and be beautiful... Yet instead of understanding and human compassion all to often we are ripped to shreds for not meeting the standard of beauty set by a picture. Is that not unrealistic? Also impossible??? Maybe I've felt the sting of this a bit more often and so carry a vendetta....but is it wrong to seek understanding from our peers?

This is a tough one. Ideally, every customer would be understanding of off days and every provider would give their all to "get ready" for an appointment. I think more often than not though, customers have an idea of what they want and that is in large part driven by advertising and fantasy-based misconceptions. Additionally, some providers (not saying you) really don't put their all into preparing for upcoming appointments due to volume or piss-poor scheduling around likely and known real life conflicts. Add to this that some ladies touch up their photos or use low resolution cameras to hide "rough spots or unflattering features). All this leads to customer disappointment at the big meet. This can be overcome as some have mentioned by sheer attitude and sensuality during the session but you better make his toes curl and make him feel like a greek god despite his spare tire and man-boobs. Lastly, remember that customers are not your "peers". They are your livelihood. Sometimes deeper relationships can be birthed between customers and providers but it's always wise to remember that can reverse rapidly for a variety of reasons. In the business of peddling intimacy for cash, feelings are bound to get hurt. If hobbyists (providers and customers) can't brush off insults and hurt feelings quickly, neither should be participating in this "hobby".

[Daen1304]

Originally Posted by txcwby6

Bump - I likely did that to her. Damn headboard!
Dreadlocks - AND ponytails! Grab 'em while I'm fucking her doggy or CIM.
Weave Color Off - Wait'll I add some cum! Talk about product!
Adam's Apple - Vagina..check! Ready to go!
Flat Spot - Suckable nip..check..Ready to go!
Alien Head w/ Big Eyes - She's not complaining 'bout my head w/ one eye, so I'm cool!
Vagina in Wrong Place - Asshole..check! Ready to go. So long as it was there at birth!
Dirty Feet - She can wear socks like me!
Teflon Coating - Nah...that's just some of my cum.
Suspicious Shadows - My girlfriend likes to watch!
Event Horizon - Vagina..check!

Lol
Now for one that is actually critical:
Bump - tuft of hair that was over looked.
Dreadlocks - Commentor does not know the difference between a lock of hair and dreadlock. Most likely due to only seeing dreadlocks.
Weave Color Off - Commentor does not understand the concept of light. Likely has never seen light other than a computer monitor.
Adam's Apple - Commentor does not understand anatomy and how it changes when people bend. High chance of never seeing a female with a light frame in person.
Flat Spot - Commentor does not understand the concept of a bra. Most likely never seen one. Commentor has never seen a bra.
Alien head - Commentor sees faces where there are none. Most likely suffers same condition as people who see Jesus in their cereal.
Vagina in the wrong place - Commentor confuses bad shadows for a vagina. Has no Concept of what a Vagina is.
Dirty Feet - Commentor has no idea how feet are supposed to look.
Teflon Coating - Commentor has not seen the sun, so had no idea what a tan is.
Suspicious Shadow - Commentor has no concept of light, so most likely has no concept of shadowing.
Event Horizon - ... Seriously, how is that even supposed to make sense... fine... Commentor having no knowledge of biology, photography or real physics threw in a term he heard on Star Trek that he did not understand.

But here is the real test. I was bored and pull picks or girls from all over the internet and threw them up on hot or not. Then I threw them up on a similar site that was just interested to know if you woulf hit that. I found that girls that ranked 5 or higher still had more Hit it, than quit its. And even the girls that were 4's did farely well. You didn't have a problem till you got down to 3s or lower and even then they had some "hit its". So really, we are critical but we are not picky.

[KittyLamour]

Thank you Johnnylongcaulking...for the thought provoking response... Lol tough one you say? You brilliantly commandeered another irrefutable case in point.
Daen....that just made my morning!

[DukeCooper]

i'd cream her real good

[txcwby6]

Originally Posted by Daen1304

Lol
Now for one that is actually critical:
Bump - tuft of hair that was over looked.
Dreadlocks - Commentor does not know the difference between a lock of hair and dreadlock. Most likely due to only seeing dreadlocks.
Weave Color Off - Commentor does not understand the concept of light. Likely has never seen light other than a computer monitor.
Adam's Apple - Commentor does not understand anatomy and how it changes when people bend. High chance of never seeing a female with a light frame in person.
Flat Spot - Commentor does not understand the concept of a bra. Most likely never seen one. Commentor has never seen a bra.
Alien head - Commentor sees faces where there are none. Most likely suffers same condition as people who see Jesus in their cereal.
Vagina in the wrong place - Commentor confuses bad shadows for a vagina. Has no Concept of what a Vagina is.
Dirty Feet - Commentor has no idea how feet are supposed to look.
Teflon Coating - Commentor has not seen the sun, so had no idea what a tan is.
Suspicious Shadow - Commentor has no concept of light, so most likely has no concept of shadowing.
Event Horizon - ... Seriously, how is that even supposed to make sense... fine... Commentor having no knowledge of biology, photography or real physics threw in a term he heard on Star Trek that he did not understand.

But here is the real test. I was bored and pull picks or girls from all over the internet and threw them up on hot or not. Then I threw them up on a similar site that was just interested to know if you woulf hit that. I found that girls that ranked 5 or higher still had more Hit it, than quit its. And even the girls that were 4's did farely well. You didn't have a problem till you got down to 3s or lower and even then they had some "hit its". So really, we are critical but we are not picky.

What the Hell is a Commentor?

Did you learn that at a pickup game of Dungeons & Dragons?
Were you too busy texting for a "Free MacFries" coupon during English class?
Did you confuse Pictionary for Dictionary?

The word "commenter" (though "Commentor" is new to me) is pretty common online, so maybe that's the explanation.

If you want to be on the safe side, you probably should not use "commentor" at all.

[Daen1304]

Dude, I fuck up one word (granted a repeated one) and you jump on that rather then the topic of the thread? You never made spelling a mistake? And where the hell did you get D&D from?

[Invisible1]

If she is a 2 on my scale of 1 - 10, I would be too limp to bang. The good news: Most babes on Dallas ECCIE are 6 - 10.

[NIKKILOVE]

Originally Posted by txcwby6

Bump - I likely did that to her. Damn headboard!
Dreadlocks - AND ponytails! Grab 'em while I'm fucking her doggy or CIM.
Weave Color Off - Wait'll I add some cum! Talk about product!
Adam's Apple - Vagina..check! Ready to go!
Flat Spot - Suckable nip..check..Ready to go!
Alien Head w/ Big Eyes - She's not complaining 'bout my head w/ one eye, so I'm cool!
Vagina in Wrong Place - Asshole..check! Ready to go. So long as it was there at birth!
Dirty Feet - She can wear socks like me!
Teflon Coating - Nah...that's just some of my cum.
Suspicious Shadows - My girlfriend likes to watch!
Event Horizon - Vagina..check!