Almost Lost A Nipple Today!!

[Ms.Lady Y]

Oooouch! I cut my lip and it bleedforever. I feel your pain.

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Short Story!

I'm in the shower and I'm running a little behind. No biggie, right? Well I am singing to my Pandora and shaving, but trying to hurry as I am bad with being on time as is! So, I am singing away and start shaving my left arm pit, then I move over to the right one and feel my nipple burning! I look down and my left nipple is bleeding to death!! My dumbass is totally frozen. Then I figure out that I sliced my nipple as I moved the razor over to my right arm pit. I thought OMG! My nipple! I cut it off! Upon further investigation I see that I've only sliced it but I sliced it pretty damn good! Lol. I get out of the shower and am still dripping blood from my nipple! So I had a real reason for being late today but my client must've thought I was totally nuts when I explained my reason to him. Then I thought, surely this sorta stuff happens to other people too??... Yes??

Anybody else ever have a bad grooming experience?

No! I have never cut my nipple with a razor.

JR

[Audrey Astor]

Yowzers! I am in pain just reading this! I have done that, but normally just on my leg. Did you use one of these?

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by Emmie

So I hope this makes everyone laugh. I am sitting taking a bubble bath getting ready to shave and I just happen to read this post. It has officially taken me 45 minutes to shave out of pure horror that I might do the same thing. The price we pay for beauty, or to not look like hairy beasts!! Muah ladies....SHAVE SAFE!!

My bad Emmie!! That's how I shave now too. Lol

[Guest013121]

Hahaha. I have a forked nipple

[algrace]

I'll admit I've done it; shaving my chest, not my armpits. Hurts less than the shock of blood in the shower, and damaged ego. Stung for a couple days after.

As others have said, be careful around those prized peaks!

[yugdlo]

And how is the nipple?

[Guest013121]

Healing up beautifully! Lol.

[lovesallsex]

Do they make curb feelers for nipples? LOL

[Emmie]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Healing up beautifully! Lol.

Every time I get in the shower I think about you and your nipple! Needless to say, I think about you quite often!! Lol!!

[yugdlo]

Originally Posted by Emmie

Every time I get in the shower I think about you and your nipple! Needless to say, I think about you quite often!! Lol!!

So do I Emmie. So do I.

[Emmie]

Originally Posted by yugdlo

So do I Emmie. So do I.

Love it!!