paranoia?

[NormalBob]

Only was nervous the first time and then after that, I just walk like I belong there.

If I call for a room number, I call from my car before I leave it to enter the building.

If a maid is out in the hall, I keep walking to the stairwell to make another pass in a few minutes.

I stopped pounding on the door saying loudly, "I'm here for your incall." That didn't seem like a good idea after awhile.

[BrookeButtons]

I stopped pounding on the door saying loudly, "I'm here for your incall." That didn't seem like a good idea after awhile.

LMFAO!! your too much....I can kind of picture the whole scenario, even know I know you would never do that Still a funny vision in my head

[su0185]

I once had a Provider give me the wrong Hotel room. Luckily no one answered the door. I went back out, called and got the right room.

[offshoredrilling]

Ever gotten the wrong room and key from hotel. That made for strange foursome for me once.

[flightrisk]

well, i'm real new at this and have been starting off backpage.Found that alot of the girls post fake pics so i got fed up and brought my laptop to the front desk to go through the page with the desk clerk just to see if that girl was actually that girl.One time I knocked on a door and someone opened the opposite door accross the hall which startled me and i didn't know what to do, plus a cleaning gal was coming down the hall towards me .First I ran towards her and then turned around and ran the other way all the while looking back at her, unyill I turned only to trip over the linen cart.I was then flailing around and grabbing for anything to catch my balance when i fell on the fire alarm..

[Guest091813]

Originally Posted by flightrisk

One time I knocked on a door and someone opened the opposite door accross the hall which startled me and i didn't know what to do, plus a cleaning gal was coming down the hall towards me .First I ran towards her and then turned around and ran the other way all the while looking back at her, unyill I turned only to trip over the linen cart.I was then flailing around and grabbing for anything to catch my balance when i fell on the fire alarm..

now thats like right outa a movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brutusbluto]

A chevy Chase movie...

[offshoredrilling]

flightrisk, mmmmm i got competition from other than jymie. This could be fun

[Perryay]

Wow !!!

Originally Posted by flightrisk

well, i'm real new at this and have been starting off backpage.Found that alot of the girls post fake pics so i got fed up and brought my laptop to the front desk to go through the page with the desk clerk just to see if that girl was actually that girl.

[jackfengshui]

People with "flight risk" are usually locked up without bail.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by jackfengshui

People with "flight risk" are usually locked up without bail.

put me down for 2 days this time, mmmmm its a long shot but I feel

[flightrisk]

Originally Posted by jackfengshui

People with "flight risk" are usually locked up without bail.

I didn't "hijack" that thread though.What could be more fitting than "going from a great experience to gfe" than getting a pair of tube socks at the end of a session? I honestly believe I had "climbed the mountain" of gfe experiences at PUJA that night, it was a great experience..Then I "reached the summit" when upon leaving was presented with some of the best tube socks I have ever worn.To a guy that has socks with mostly holes in them, and never goes shopping till there falling off my feet, that gift brought tears to my eyes, i could hardly see to drive home that night with the "waterworks" flowing!!!It was a Xmas MIRACLE!!!With that said though, I do apologize Jack, I should have sat back and taken a couple of breaths,no matter what, those words should not have been said .With that, guess its back to hibernation, but hey, Atleast I gave Perrya a laugh ..even if it took till my last day to do it..

[offshoredrilling]

They did give out great socks at PUJA. And I like the current handle. Is two days to short mmmmmmmmmmm

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by flightrisk

With that, guess its back to hibernation, but hey, Atleast I gave Perrya a laugh ..even if it took till my last day to do it..

Thanks flightrisk!

[Laker]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Ever gotten the wrong room and key from hotel. That made for strange foursome for me once.

OSD, I was thinking too that they made a movie about it!! "Bob and Carol, OSD and Alice!!

Originally Posted by su0185

I once had a Provider give me the wrong Hotel room. Luckily no one answered the door. I went back out, called and got the right room.

su I was almost like that, visited a lady not too long ago, she had given me the apartment number and unit, I went up the wrong quad, was banging on her door, she wasn't home, called her back and found I was in the next quad over from her. Was lucky like su though, as no one home at the first apt.!