Hooker Manual

[1animal]

I have heard several of our beautiful ladies say that there is no "Hooker Manual". I propose that we collaberate on one, publish it, and sell it on line. Who is in on the project?

Hell, who knows, we might even have a "Hooker" trade school. Who wants to be the teacher? Cathy? Loving Kayla? Dawn?

We probably need to soften the title of the book to "How to be a Provider"

Chapters to include:

1. Why be a provider?
2. How to get started.
3. Where to advertise.
4. What services to provide.
5. How to conduct yourself during the appointment.
6. Who do you want to serve?
7. Do you want to travel?
8. When do you REALLY retire.
9. Should you have a manager.


Ok that should get the band rolling.

There should be a pamplet that each provider could publish on her website on how you expect your clients to act in the appointment. There should be several choices on that pamplet title.

1. Should you clean your ass before coming over?
2. Should you shower within the last two days?
3. Should you bring a camera crew?
4. Should you bring enough money?

Obviously tongue in cheek on the immediate above items.

[OldTimeBuddie]

Originally Posted by 1animal

I have heard several of our beautiful ladies say that there is no "Hooker Manual". I propose that we collaberate on one, publish it, and sell it on line. Who is in on the project?

Hell, who knows, we might even have a "Hooker" trade school. Who wants to be the teacher? Cathy? Loving Kayla? Dawn?

We probably need to soften the title of the book to "How to be a Provider"

Chapters to include:

1. Why be a provider?
2. How to get started.
3. Where to advertise.
4. What services to provide.
5. How to conduct yourself during the appointment.
6. Who do you want to serve?
7. Do you want to travel?
8. When do you REALLY retire.
9. Should you have a manager.


Ok that should get the band rolling.

There should be a pamplet that each provider could publish on her website on how you expect your clients to act in the appointment. There should be several choices on that pamplet title.

1. Should you clean your ass before coming over?
2. Should you shower within the last two days?
3. Should you bring a camera crew?
4. Should you bring enough money?

Obviously tongue in cheek on the immediate above items.

While I object to the "Hooker" label, I have actually been having a conversation with a certain young lady (who will have to out herself if she wants) on this topic. The little ones need to have someone to give them advice on how to do the job safely, without a pimp. But I will also object to "selling" the info -- our benefit as hobbyists is a safer experience.

We give, we get. That's the root of the hobby, on both sides.

On that basis, I'm in.

[Guest071613-2]

I will happily proofread and edit

[OldTimeBuddie]

Originally Posted by Dannie

I will happily proofread and edit

I will, of course, have to closely inspect your qualifications first...

[Boltfan]

I want to write the section on fetishes and their definitions.

For example, rule #1 on fetishes:

Don't say you like watersports just because you like to ride jetskis!

[LindseyLacey]

"The Business Side of Escorting"...
by J.D.Roberts, CPA...
covers a divers set of topics...
interesting read...

[daty/o]

I volunteer to give the final exams and certifications.

[1animal]

You are spot on girl. After researching Amazon for the book you mention, there are several more books that are available such as:
1."The Internets Escort Handbook" I and II by Amanda Brooks
2."Veronica Monet's Sex Secrets for Escorts: Tips from a Pro"
3."In Good Company: The Escort's Guide" by Kay Good

and apparantly many others. I have not read nor do I endorse the above. Just saying that they are available.

Would could use them as a basis for the Provider University. I wonder if we can get Federal funds for this university....LOL

Now we need to come up with a curriculum and professors.

Just think of the student discounts available for example:

BBBJ 101
or....

[BossGeek]

Hate to spoil your idea, but a member of this board already has written two books and they are quite good. go to Texas Golden Girl "Amanda Brooks" she is touring in the far East currently. They are for sale on her website I think both are $50.00 Written by an intelligent girl who is a leading National and International Escort. She certainly has the credentials.

[lisa.lisa0302]

Plenty of manuals out there, just depends on if they go look for the info.

[Lana Warren]

I don't need a hooker manual......right now, I need an instructional manual on how to put these gawd damn toys together!

[tsrv4me]

Is there a book out yet ? SEX for DUMMIES That sounds like something most of us guys could use .....

[Sir Lancehernot]

Anyone remember "How to be a Ho," by Velvet Jones?

[Abraham]

Anyone remember the 70s book, "Everything you always wanted to know about sex* but were afraid to ask? It actually had some good stuff in it.

[fawn]

Originally Posted by Dannie

I will happily proofread and edit

Dannie, I wanna help........ PLEEEEEEASE

Originally Posted by Lana Warren

I don't need a hooker manual......right now, I need an instructional manual on how to put these gawd damn toys together!

Dammit Lana, I'll loan you my damn manual .... or just come over
and I will give you a one on one lesson on how to use them.... shit
Dannie maybe you should come over and help me demonstrate and
we will show Lana how to use these toys the right way....