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capri solaro · 10-28-2010, 10:12 AM

Guys... please at least be considerate with that area. Maybe you dont have to be a "baldy" but at least make it a "polite" length.
and just a word of advice... IF YOUR PUBIC HAIR IS LONGER THAN YOUR DICK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

cowboy84 · 10-28-2010, 10:45 AM

I know I shave...it just feels more cooler and better down there

j.galt · 10-28-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by capri solaro

.. IF YOUR PUBIC HAIR IS LONGER THAN YOUR DICK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

LOL!

now that's funny

BigBudha · 10-28-2010, 11:57 AM

I don't shave completely - bald. That just looks weird. I do trim very short and try to keep the boys trimmed too.

Can't have the boys looking like Captain Caveman.....

PaganGuy · 10-28-2010, 08:37 PM

Maybe its a texas thing then. dunno.. maybe we're froma different world being east coast hippies, but even my wife says "Straight guys don't shave their bodies.. eew"

Chloe · 10-28-2010, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PaganGuy

Maybe its a texas thing then. dunno.. maybe we're froma different world being east coast hippies, but even my wife says "Straight guys don't shave their bodies.. eew"

Haha since I am an East Coaster it is somewhat the norm up here. And yes is may be the gay guy stigma but maybe because they know what it's like being down there they took consideration LOL!!!

Long hairs get in the way and can come off and possibly gag in a bad way . . . . .trimmed at least is nice. . .but I do know that if someone married for 20 years starts all of a sudden shaving or trimming down there it MAY just look a little too suspicious. . . so any way you are so shall you be

But . . . the more I can see those ball the more I am tempted to lick that way

Crispy1969 · 10-30-2010, 08:27 AM

So we gotta Trim to get Trim hmm!

Guest080312-1 · 10-30-2010, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PaganGuy

Maybe its a texas thing then. dunno.. maybe we're froma different world being east coast hippies, but even my wife says "Straight guys don't shave their bodies.. eew"

PaganGuy, I understand! I grew up in an era when the metrosexual look would've gotten you some sharply barbed remarks, if not an outright ass-kicking, in the men's locker room.

Having read the ladies' responses, however, I went ahead and did it -- should've waited to get one of those body hair trimmers. Came close to seriously wounding the boys with my pair of scissors.

So, which one of you ladies wants to be the first to "kiss them and make them better"? Send me a PM, don't call -- I've got the headphones on while I listen to 10cc's "The Things We Do for Love."

sa sexy Chelsea · 10-30-2010, 11:28 AM

Testes better and more filling.... LoL

No hair in my mouth allows for less gagging.

oneman · 10-30-2010, 11:40 AM

Wow, I shave sometimes but I thought that I was the weird one. It itches so bad after I shave. If that is what the ladies want it then it comes off.

What if we keep it trimmed way down, is that good or is completely shaved much better?

Does the itching ever stop? If I shaved twice a week, would the itching eventually stop. Why does it itch when we shave down there?

oneman · 10-30-2010, 12:20 PM

I just tried the electric lawnmower thing. I didn't cut it all off. I cut it all real short, and shaved around the Mighty Anaconda and his massive eggs with an electric lawnmower. I couldn't believe how much of the forrest I cut away. It is alot.

The first lawnmower that I used was about a year old so it was pulling them trees out of there; I winced a little. I got my new lawnmower and it smoothed the forrest down, nicely espceially around the massive Aanaconda eggs.

Don't know if you know much about these electric lawnmowers but they have a weedeater attachment. The first lawnmower with the weedeater was pulling trees out. The second lawnmower with weedeater attachment did a much better job.

It itches a little, already. I hope it doesn't get worse. Should I put something on it to relieve that. What would work? It took about half an hour to get that done, and the lawnmower ran out of battery power before I could get it how I want it. I couldn't see down there, anyway.

Problem is that I can't see way down there so I can't get real low. Maybe if a provider provided this service, it would be a little popular. It isn't like I can go to my barber and ask him to whack away at the brush. Actually, I think my favorite provider would do this for me; she is so sweet. She even squeezed the pimples and blackheads on my back whenever I get one on there.

Guest080312-1 · 10-30-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by oneman

...The first lawnmower with the weedeater was pulling trees out. The second lawnmower with weedeater attachment did a much better job.

It itches a little, already. I hope it doesn't get worse. Should I put something on it to relieve that. What would work?...

oneman, a question and an answer:

1. What's make/model of your 2nd lawnmower?

2. As for your question about itch relief, I found that a liberal application of Champagne Brown's saliva relieved my itch this afternoon!

(Champagne -- Thank you, my dear, for being the first to kiss the boys and make them better!)

oneman · 10-30-2010, 05:17 PM

1.) I have tried so many brands of lawnmowers. Price doesn't seem to make a difference. It is just a motor with a blade on it spinning around. I have been using the Norelco with the floating blades.
2.) That sounds like the perfect solution, way better than the solution that I thought people would post. Way, way better. I actually had booked someone for today but they just sent me a pm that they won't be able to make it, today. She is from out of town so I guess I won't be getting any of that type of relief considering that a lot of providers don't like to do last minute, especially the ones that I like.d I don't like drama so I am not going to post her name, just let it go, concentrate on I saved myself $$+. I even stopped at the bank and pulled out 1k just to make sure that I would have enough. It only burns when I walk, lol. Really, it isn't bad at all; maybe because I am sitting down. Maybe that is the solution, there is another in town, I think that is $$$/hr. Maybe, she has an opening. 6:30 at night, I don't know.

ladiesloveme · 10-30-2010, 05:29 PM

I had never manscaped till I decided to hobby. I think it's a show of respect for the hobby to keep oneself current.

Edit: Also, it has never itched for me. I was worried about that...

1trvlman · 10-30-2010, 05:38 PM

I shave the boys and trim above. I like the smooth feeling and love the extra attention the ladies provide to clean shaved balls. On a side note, guys it's not as bad as you think. After the first couple of shaves there is no itching and it really is very easy to shave them. I have been shaving for the last 5 years or so and now if I go more than a week without shaving I find I don't like the feeling of stubble. Once you go smooth you'll never go back.