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			01-24-2010, 05:21 PM
			
			
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				What excuses do you use to get out of the house?
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			What excuses have you used to get out of the house and see a provider? What's been the best or worst?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2010, 05:31 PM
			
			
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			01-24-2010, 06:17 PM
			
			
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			Have to stay late at the office, grabbing a drink with some coworkers, or I have to run a few errands, always seemed to work just fine. The worst excuse I ever used was, I am going to walk the dog, I suppose that would have worked great if I owned a dog.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2010, 07:45 PM
			
			
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			Since I live alone, I just say to myself, "You need to go out and look for some pussy". 
 
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			01-24-2010, 07:48 PM
			
			
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			I tell my 2 cats I am going to buy so treats for them.  Then when I come home smelling like I was around another pussy, they get very mad at me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2010, 08:25 PM
			
			
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			I look in the mirror and say" that bill can wait another a month, you have a lot of checks left so you must have money" and there I go.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2010, 08:36 PM
			
			
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			"I'm going to wine and cheese tasting with sofia."  Since she knows sofia is "exit only", I'm out - no questions asked.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-24-2010, 08:48 PM
			
			
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			NO YOU MAY NOT PAY IN PERFUMES....YOUR ON PROVIDERBUZZ.COM. I FOUND YOU THERE SEVERAL TIMES... 
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			01-24-2010, 09:07 PM
			
			
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				"I'm going to wine and cheese tasting with sofia."  Since she knows sofia is "exit only", I'm out - no questions asked. 
			
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			01-24-2010, 10:18 PM
			
			
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			01-24-2010, 10:26 PM
			
			
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				NO YOU MAY NOT PAY IN PERFUMES....YOUR ON PROVIDERBUZZ.COM. I FOUND YOU THERE SEVERAL TIMES... 
 
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			01-24-2010, 10:46 PM
			
			
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			God told me to join the Ministry and dedicate the rest of my life to ministering to the needs of ladies of the night.   
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-25-2010, 07:58 AM
			
			
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			I'm at a point in my life where I don't make excuses anymore....If I want something, I just hammer down and go get it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			01-25-2010, 08:11 AM
			
			
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			01-25-2010, 08:47 AM
			
			
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			I have a friend who invites me out. Rarely do I see him though. :-)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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