To Poo or not to Poo...

[julesmilano]

Shirley Manson - Lead singer of the popular rock band Garbage. Was quoted in an interview as saying "I hate boys who are frightened of pee and shit and menstrual blood… I want a man who will let me pee in his belly button". The Garbage song "When I Grow Up" contains the lyrics "Happy Hours/Golden Showers".


Hmmmmm. So many fetish options. So little time. Those that know me, know I love to squirt. Upon being asked whether or not I might enjoy other bodily fluid fetishes, I had to pause and educate myself a little. Thought you might enjoy a little education too.

Female ejaculation (Squirting): Female ejaculate is prostatic fluid, and it has the most fresh and uplifting smell with no taste. Female ejaculation also contains a good dose of glucose (sugar), with tiny amount of urea and creatin. Squirting is not harmful to health in oral health and otherwise in normal circumstances.

Urolagnia (Golden Shower): Sexual stimulation gained from acts involving urine, such as watching people urinate or being urinated on. Unless there is an infection present, urine is considered sanitary when fresh.
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One thing somewhat scientifically proven; Drinking urine can help with jet lag, because of melatonin. Taking a pill sounds more preferable.

Coprophilia (Brown Shower, Cleveland Steamer, Rolling Brownout): To put it mildly: sexual pleasure from involvement of feces.

In the episode of Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 9, "Mr. Saturday Knight". Peter Griffin has lost his job at The Happy-Go Lucky Toy Factory and in one scene is working as a street prostitute. Lois and the family pull up in their car and Peter proceeds to ask Lois if she would like 'a Cleveland Steamer'.

For those looking to cure a coprophagia habit: There is a product for dogs called Forbid that makes the taste of feces unappealing. Feeding pineapple to your dogs supposedly makes them stop eating their poop. I eat pineapple and have no desire to eat poop....Hmmmm.
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Laughs aside, feces is full of a brew of bacteria that is only friendly to the intestines. It can also contain parasites, HIV, and Hepatitis.

After paying attention to my "gut" reactions to these different types of fetishes, I came up with my answer:

Love the Squirting,
Only enjoy the Golden Shower under very trusted circumstances,
Would never entertain nor be turned on by the Brown Shower.

Enjoy making YOUR own decision...

Jules
julesmilano.rare-courtesan.com

[governmentguru]

Time for the "don't take a dump at my incall" thread re-hash...

[shaft.drive]

no poo or pee for me also please!!

Its a strange world & I had heard about pee therapy so looked it up....interesting read!!

In alternative medicine, the term urine therapy (also urotherapy, urinotherapy or uropathy) refers to various applications of human urine for medicinal or cosmetic purposes, including drinking of one's own urine and massaging one's skin with one's own urine. There are no known scientifically-proven health benefits of a therapeutic use for urine.[1][2][3][4][5] Some chemical components of urine do have some well known commercial and other uses, like urea and urokinase.[3]

Among other modern celebrities, the British actress Sarah Miles has drunk her own urine for over thirty years, in claiming the belief that it immunizes against allergies, amongst other health benefits.[24] Major League Baseball player Moisés Alou urinates on his hands to alleviate calluses, which he claims allows him to bat without using batting gloves.[25] Madonna explained to talk show host David Letterman that she urinates on her own feet to help cure her athlete's foot problem.[26]
Mixed martial arts fighter Lyoto Machida revealed in an interview that he drinks his own urine.[27] His father, Yoshizo Machida</a>, admitted he got Lyoto to start doing that after he couldn't get rid of his cough three years ago.[28] MMA fighter Luke Cummo has been a long-time advocate of the practice.
Boxer Juan Manuel Marquez drank his own urine during a filmed training session for the HBO series 24/7 promoting the Marquez/Mayweather fight, he revealed that he believed the practice was of great nutritional benefit aiding his intensive workouts.[29]
Urine therapy was used as a plot line in the fifth-season episode "Crow's feet" of the popular television show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Author J.D. Salinger is also said to have been an adherent.[30]

[Yssup Rider]

Hard to try and stifle a fart when you're face down on a massage table. But I've learned how to do it.

I will say, however, that I've been shat upon and didn't have to pay extra for it! Took me by surprise. In fact, I think it took both of us by surprise!

Since then, I've tried to stick to the rule: "If you don't pee in my toilet, I won't swim in your pool!" Scratch that. Make it: "If you don't shit in my face, I won't heave in your crotch!"

[Bgzz5]

Jules come to Houston pleeeeaaaassssssseee!
I love squirters.

[blenderhead]

[agentx]

A long-time girlfriend years ago ejaculated on several occasions. This was before the book about the g-spot came out. At first we thought it was urine but it was definitely different. LOL- there wasn't much info on squirting at all 20 years ago...

I recently finished reading Deborah Sundahl's book on female ejaculation and the g-spot. It was fascinating. However, I find a lot of friends of mine (women) don't even think they HAVE a g-spot let alone feel like they could squirt..!

I ended up buying a Njoy "Pure Wand" after reading how this "U"-shaped stainless steel sex toy caused a lot of women to be first time 'squirters.' Hope to try and 'inform' some of the above friends about their ability to squirt...(laugh)

Sundahl says that the g-spot is connected to a different nerve (pelvic rather than pudendal) than the clit. So the orgasms are more emotional. In any case, I think the g-spot/squirting thing is very cool...

[deedeedoe62]

+1 Peeing only in very trusted circumstances. #2 NEVER.

Originally Posted by julesmilano

Shirley Manson - Lead singer of the popular rock band Garbage. Was quoted in an interview as saying "I hate boys who are frightened of pee and shit and menstrual blood… I want a man who will let me pee in his belly button". The Garbage song "When I Grow Up" contains the lyrics "Happy Hours/Golden Showers".


Hmmmmm. So many fetish options. So little time. Those that know me, know I love to squirt. Upon being asked whether or not I might enjoy other bodily fluid fetishes, I had to pause and educate myself a little. Thought you might enjoy a little education too.

Female ejaculation (Squirting): Female ejaculate is prostatic fluid, and it has the most fresh and uplifting smell with no taste. Female ejaculation also contains a good dose of glucose (sugar), with tiny amount of urea and creatin. Squirting is not harmful to health in oral health and otherwise in normal circumstances.

Urolagnia (Golden Shower): Sexual stimulation gained from acts involving urine, such as watching people urinate or being urinated on. Unless there is an infection present, urine is considered sanitary when fresh.
Attachment 11076
One thing somewhat scientifically proven; Drinking urine can help with jet lag, because of melatonin. Taking a pill sounds more preferable.

Coprophilia (Brown Shower, Cleveland Steamer, Rolling Brownout): To put it mildly: sexual pleasure from involvement of feces.

In the episode of Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 9, "Mr. Saturday Knight". Peter Griffin has lost his job at The Happy-Go Lucky Toy Factory and in one scene is working as a street prostitute. Lois and the family pull up in their car and Peter proceeds to ask Lois if she would like 'a Cleveland Steamer'.

For those looking to cure a coprophagia habit: There is a product for dogs called Forbid that makes the taste of feces unappealing. Feeding pineapple to your dogs supposedly makes them stop eating their poop. I eat pineapple and have no desire to eat poop....Hmmmm.
Attachment 11077
Laughs aside, feces is full of a brew of bacteria that is only friendly to the intestines. It can also contain parasites, HIV, and Hepatitis.

After paying attention to my "gut" reactions to these different types of fetishes, I came up with my answer:

Love the Squirting,
Only enjoy the Golden Shower under very trusted circumstances,
Would never entertain nor be turned on by the Brown Shower.

Enjoy making YOUR own decision...

Jules
julesmilano.rare-courtesan.com

[guest040711-1]

Count me OUT on Pee and Poo but I love the Red River.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ight=Red+river

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by julesmilano

Female ejaculation (Squirting): Female ejaculate is prostatic fluid, and it has the most fresh and uplifting smell with no taste. Female ejaculation also contains a good dose of glucose (sugar), with tiny amount of urea and creatin. Squirting is not harmful to health in oral health and otherwise in normal circumstances.

Jules
julesmilano.rare-courtesan.com

This lady certainly knows what she is talking about on this subject. Ms. Milano provided me with my first "up close and personal" lesson on the womanly art of "squirting." What an experience it turned out to be! And yes, it is possible to teach an old dog, new tricks! HeHeHe

Originally Posted by julesmilano

Enjoy making YOUR own decision...

Jules
julesmilano.rare-courtesan.com

You helped me make my decision. Thank you Jules!!!!!

[agentx]

I'll have to see Jules someday - would love to be a part of her 'squirting experience'

[nawtynatalie]

Count me out on the Brown Showers!
i've always been fascinated by squirting though, they say that everyone can do it, but thats a hard skill to practice lol

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by governmentguru

Time for the "don't take a dump at my incall" thread re-hash...

Re-hash has a lot of fiber.

[Artie Lange]

I'm used to scat play. When your penis is a big as mine it creates a vaccum on the outstroke. It is a shitty curse, but hey you have to play the hand dealt you.

[Guest120311-2]

Originally Posted by bigtex

This lady certainly knows what she is talking about on this subject. Ms. Milano provided me with my first "up close and personal" lesson on the womanly art of "squirting." What an experience it turned out to be! And yes, it is possible to teach an old dog, new tricks! HeHeHe You helped me make my decision. Thank you Jules!!!!!

She was mine as well! What a gal!
Thank's Monk !

As for the rest, I'll pass thank you!
Tess