Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[dearhunter]

Where are my fucking car keys...................

[Guest091710]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Where are my fucking car keys...................

omg, tooo funny

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko

Because it won't get up?

Too freakin funny. Give him CPR

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Where are my fucking car keys...................

You don't have anywhere to go...

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

You don't have anywhere to go...

You had to be there

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

ok... your keys are in my bra. Come get em

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

OMG. . The horse was dead yesterday. Why are you still beating him?

Hope springs eternal in the human breast;
Man never Is, but always To be blest:
The soul, uneasy and confin'd from home,
Rests and expatiates in a life to come.

-Alexander Pope,
An Essay on Man, Epistle I, 1733

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

I was not born for Courts or great affairs; I pay my debts, believe, and say my pray'rs.
-Alexander Pope
An Epistle to Arbuthnot, 1734

[live4fun]

ohhhh a Alexander Pope quote off... not since poetry slams

A person who is too nice an observer of the business of the crowd, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of bees, will often be stung for his curiosity.
Alexander Pope

next?

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

It'd be the only way to make something useful of this tirade. I mean thread


Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.
Alexander Pope
English poet & satirist (1688 - 1744)

[Trey]

I need to go now as I have to take a shit

Alexander Pope
Said at some point in life

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

199 But grant, in Public Men sometimes are shown,
200 A Woman's seen in Private life alone:
201 Our bolder Talents in full light display'd,
202 Your Virtues open fairest in the shade.
203 Bred to disguise, in Public 'tis you hide;
204 There, none distinguish 'twixt your Shame or Pride,
205 Weakness or Delicacy; all so nice,
206 That each may seem a Virtue, or a Vice.

207 In Men, we various Ruling Passions find,
208 In Women, two almost divide the kind;
209 Those, only fix'd, they first or last obey,
210 The Love of Pleasure, and the Love of Sway.

211 That, Nature gives; and where the lesson taught
212 Is but to please, can Pleasure seem a fault?
213 Experience, this; by Man's oppression curst,
214 They seek the second not to lose the first.

215 Men, some to Bus'ness, some to Pleasure take;
216 But ev'ry Woman is at heart a Rake:
217 Men, some to Quiet, some to public Strife;
218 But ev'ry Lady would be Queen for life.

Alexander Pope
Epistle To a Lady 1743

[Ava Love]

Snap** Check SUB'S PURSE**

[Ava Love]

COOL*

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by trey

I need to go now as I have to take a shit

Alexander Pope
Said at some point in life

well played young man, well played.