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07-01-2010, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: North East Texas
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Threesome
Two of my friends and I had a threesome with this little hottie. I am the one on the right.
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07-01-2010, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2009
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Originally Posted by Shackleton
I found a photo of mrbishop's dog right before he sneaked into the neighbor's yard to get some strange.

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I saw that same dog in my neighborhood 2 weeks ago and he was screwing a cat !!! I wrestled his collar off of him but he was wearing a fake ID badge....all it said was Rover.
This is a funny thread...I'll be sad when it ends.
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07-01-2010, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
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Is this you, Bishop?
Would explain some things.....
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07-01-2010, 11:07 PM
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#49
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jun 22, 2010
Location: dallas
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Originally Posted by Truckertom
Just so I understand correctly. Every time you want to go see a hooker, you have a holywood makeup artist come over and make you up.
$150 per hr for the hooker.
$350 per hr for the make up artist.
It would cost less to just take the risk, what you save in makeup will more then pay for bail.
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LOL! HARDLY... what a stupid thing to say.
All I need is a few low-cost materials and a lot of know-how
And for those who laugh who I don't have time or desire to respond to, just keep on laughing... I've been doing this now for, oh, OVER TEN YEARS and never been caught.
So yeah... laugh all ya want
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Originally Posted by futbolhead
Would explain some things.....
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No actually, what would be more applicable, would be this:
"I mean, on one occasion, you walked into a crowded bar…and shot somebody. In broad daylight…with the policeman across the street," Kroft says.
"Correct," Martorano admits.
"That's pretty confident," Kroft remarks.
"Well, I felt confident," Martorano says. "You put a disguise on and you just get to feel invisible.
Martorano remembers what the disguise was. "I had a yellow hard hat, a white meat cutter's coat, full length and a beard and mustaches and sunglasses," he recalls.
Asked what he did afterwards, Martorano says, "I went home and changed, back to work."
That's an excerpt from this article http://www.thechicagosyndicate.com/2...martorano.html
Arthur Bishop, Mechanic
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07-01-2010, 11:19 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2009
Location: TX
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Come on Dude...lighten up....this thread has been more fun than any I remember.
Oh yeah....went to my first house of ill-repute in 1979....at age 18, in another state.....never been caught....except once when I locked my keys in my car at an Oriental massage place....fortunately a buddy rescued me.
Chalk me up for 31
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07-02-2010, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by looiecypher
A disguise? Really?... In your job you use disguises.What type of job would that be? International spy? OOOOh I'm all aflutter.
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Spy? I don't think so. Maybe a Balloon-O-Gram guy. You know he dresses up like a dancing bear, or a pirate or Pippi Longstocking. I'm pretty sure the only "package" he's ever delivered is birthday balloons. Definitely not a spy. LMAO
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07-04-2010, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: May 17, 2010
Location: mesquite tx
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The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one
Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!(sp?)
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07-04-2010, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: May 2, 2010
Location: Fort Worth
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Hey Art (can I call you Art?), why don't you open a new site where you sell warts, beards, dye, etc, and instructions on how to use them properly? You'd make millions dude!!!! Let me know if you need a business partner.
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07-04-2010, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
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Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!
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embarassed hell, that's the dogs way of laghing his ass off.
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07-07-2010, 06:55 AM
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Join Date: Jun 22, 2010
Location: dallas
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Originally Posted by onehitwonder
The first time I put on a new disguise, my own DOG usually barks at me, because he doesn't recognize me. That's one way I know that it's a good one
Dude, he barks at you 'cause he's embarassed!(sp?) 
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Hardly; he's barking at me because he doesn't RECOGNIZE me, because I'm professional enough to change my appearance completely - something I thought some people here might appreciated - obviously I was wrong - all that's here are people who think a disguise is a rubber nose, and are willing to tell escorts their REAL names - i.e., people just waiting to get busted or found out by their SO's. Amazing! Good luck with that, lol
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07-07-2010, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 15, 2009
Location: garland
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GIVE IT A REST BISHOP............We get it....you're the ultimate hobbyist who knows all the tricks...you'll never get caught......you are the ultimate badass....all the men wish they were you........all the providers wish you would call them...........Now, would you please go back under whatever rock you were disguised as and leave this board to us dumbasses who dont want your two cents worth.........there are other boards where you would fit in a lot better.........Go play there..........
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07-07-2010, 09:13 AM
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No
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07-07-2010, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 21, 2009
Location: On the Road Home
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mrbishop,
I've poked fun at you on this thread but a serious question for you: why do you wear a disguise when you're going to see an escort?
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07-07-2010, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Shackleton
mrbishop,
I've poked fun at you on this thread but a serious question for you: why do you wear a disguise when you're going to see an escort?
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Why would you ask such a thing? Isn't it obvious? Because I DON'T want my identity revealed.
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07-07-2010, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 18, 2010
Location: dallas
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Ah!! I thought they closed this thread.... ok, where is my popcorn?
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