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09-03-2012, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
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Review: My wife
Date:05/01/1996 - present
Provider: The Wife
Phone or Pager: PM me
URL / Website: n/a
City: Austin
State: Texas
Area / Address: North Austin
Appointment Type: incall
Provider Category: dependent
Activities: convo and holidays with in-laws, shopping w/ credit card domination, psychological warfare, guilt, enforced chastity, Doctors visits, surgery, extended home health care provider role play, financial ruin, HJ
Session Length Scheduled: 15+(years)
Fee: TBD
Total Paid: 750K+++++
Was Tipping or Upselling an issue? oh god yes
Was the Description you were given accurate? NO
Hair Color and Length: Red, various lengths
Age: 38
Race: White Girl
Perfume/Fragrance: Hibiclens
Smoking Status: non-smoker
Attitude: It’s all about her / bitchy
Where did you hear about this provider? From the guitar player in an old band of mine.
Providers Body: 5’10, 260(these days) no muscle tone, easily fatigued, multiple incision scars, C cups, shaved beaver - no idea why, pretty face but with a pissed off kinda look.
Comments:I really don’t have the words to describe this err in judgement.
Recommendation: No
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09-03-2012, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 22, 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 18,471
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Damn dude I was gonna try this one , Thanks for the warning !!!!!
Just Kidding .
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09-03-2012, 09:43 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 141008
Join Date: Jun 24, 2012
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,527
My ECCIE Reviews
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YMMV?
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09-03-2012, 10:08 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 25, 2012
Location: austin
Posts: 140
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wow. thats not at all like the times I have spent with her!!
And yes, i"m kidding you!
Great post, thanks, and that is why I shall remain a single man always!
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09-03-2012, 10:19 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 12, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 525
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Marriage is the biggest crock of shit ever!!!
Don't even get me started on it!
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09-03-2012, 10:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
Posts: 1,771
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The institution of marriage is great if you don't mind being in an institution. I'll pass on this one. Besides the price is too high without enough menu options.
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09-03-2012, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
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Yeah, I was working on "The Rest of the Story" but it got less and less funny so I decided to keep this short and sweet. Anyway, you guys can rip on me or her all you want, it's practically impossible to offend me on this subject.
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09-03-2012, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
Posts: 81
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the Fee should have been listed as "HALF!"
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09-03-2012, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 9, 2010
Location: Archer City
Posts: 2,830
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Does she run any specials?
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09-03-2012, 12:22 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Austin
Posts: 812
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In the words of the great orator Johnny Taylor, it's cheaper to keeper her!!
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09-03-2012, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Jan 16, 2011
Location: on the net
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In the words of my boss: If it flies, floats, or fucks it's cheaper to rent.
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09-03-2012, 12:45 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 141008
Join Date: Jun 24, 2012
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 1,527
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Is BBFS & Greek on the menu?
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09-03-2012, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
Posts: 1,771
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Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from?
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09-03-2012, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: Spacing in Vienna
Posts: 838
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Originally Posted by Codybeast
Give her to Mikey. He'll eat anything (Showing my age). I wonder if anyone even remembers what that's from?
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Yes, many do.
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09-03-2012, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: May 30, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 372
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LOL... nice Life cereal reference CB
Thanks for the info.. can we hear about the other she provided service from? I think I seen her ad on other boards
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