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07-09-2012, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
Location: san antonio
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What are some of the excuses your SO gives you for not having SEX?
Here are some
headache,
I got to get up in the morning to take care of kids.
I need my sleep.
Tomarrow..ok
Do I have too?
Tell us some that you heard.
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07-09-2012, 11:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 10, 2010
Location: The Tennessee Valley
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Mine always says it's too early in the morning and plays dead. At night, she's too tired.
In the Winter, it's too cold to take her clothes off, in the Summer it's too hot and sweaty.
That's okay, everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day.
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07-09-2012, 11:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 29, 2011
Location: Exactly
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Originally Posted by pipefitter73
... everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day.
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So you ask everyday? 
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07-10-2012, 01:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 11, 2010
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I have'nt shaved my legs in 2 days.
Its too big
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07-10-2012, 01:27 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Mar 22, 2012
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Y'all are funny. I hope to never become a woman with no desire....
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07-10-2012, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 22, 2011
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i love you....like a brother
...said during a rough period 7 yrs ago before we adopted our little princesses....best thing we ever did
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07-11-2012, 06:01 AM
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Join Date: Sep 8, 2011
Location: Houston
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-I hate the way i look
-I feel gross and no, i don't want to shower
-Not even with the lights off
<sigh>
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07-11-2012, 06:21 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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--With you?
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07-11-2012, 08:44 AM
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no freebees
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07-12-2012, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 5, 2010
Location: Dallas
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Wow
Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.
At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-)
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07-12-2012, 10:48 PM
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I don't know, Val, have you ever used an excuse on me hun? 
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07-13-2012, 02:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2010
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You need $500 to fuck me?
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07-13-2012, 06:14 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Wow
Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.
At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-)
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Your wife from a large family with a lot of sisters?
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07-13-2012, 08:45 AM
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How about the old, I just took a sleeping pill?
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07-13-2012, 10:24 AM
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Can providers chime in,too?
I'm not in a relationship now, but with my ex I had to beg for sex. He went as far as to feign an illness to get out of sex with me. He was always too tired, too full, too something. Sometimes if I threatened to masturbate or have sex with another man I could get some half assed sex.
I just want to say that I can relate.
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