The right shift

[Sexyeccentric1]

Good news: last month, for the first time in weeks, Congress passed a bill! And wait until you hear what you get: by a vote of 78 to 20, the Senate voted to extend the life of the U.S. Export-Import Bank. …People, please! Control yourselves!
Yes, the Import-Export Bank. It’s been around for 80 years. They re-upped it for another three. Now, what do you 80% of Americans who disapprove of the job Congress is doing have to say about that?? Hit the links, Speaker Boehner! You’ve earned it.
Now, if I were a Washington pundit, I’d launch into some boring speech about how both sides are equally to blame, and then I’d call it a day and we’d all meet at Katherine Graham’s house for cocktails. Which is weird because Katherine Graham is dead. But this is why you never see us booking George Will and Peggy Noonan on my show (besides the fact that they wouldn’t do it): Because the same old Washington pundits haven’t said anything interesting since disco. Also because the idea that the blame for our government’s dysfunction is equally shared by the parties just is a giant, steaming mound of horseshit and anyone who has paid attention to politics over the last 20 years knows it. Or as I like to call it, “The Rise of the Party of the Apes.”
In fact, recently Thomas Mann and Norman Ornstein, two old wonks who have been in Washington as long as the Potomac, wrote a book called “It's Even Worse Than It Looks: How the American Constitutional System Collided With the New Politics of Extremism” in which they basically say, flat out, what I say every week: it’s the Republicans who are crazy. And they wrote an op-ed in The Washington Post to go along with the book called, “Let’s Just Say It: The Republicans Are the Problem.”
They write: “We have been studying Washington politics and Congress for more than 40 years, and never have we seen them this dysfunctional. In our past writings, we have criticized both parties when we believed it was warranted. Today, however, we have no choice but to acknowledge that the core of the problem lies with the Republican Party.” And they’re not saying Democrats are blameless and perfect. We all know there’s only been one perfect man in human history. And that’s David Beckham.
But it reminded me of something Barney Frank recently said: “…people have said to me, well, why can't you work things out with the Republicans, and my answer to my friends has been: Exactly on what issues do you think Michele Bachmann and I can compromise?” Basically Barney is saying, look, how do you expect me to work on the 2+2=4 bill when their side believes math is a liberal plot to turn your kid queer?
Take Dick Lugar. Who was always a staunch conservative, just not the modern-day insane variety. He was just throttled in the Republican Senate primary in Indiana by a Tea Party guy named Richard Mourdock. And after Mourdock won he said this about working with the other side: “I certainly think bipartisanship ought to consist of Democrats coming to the Republican point of view.” Which is sort of like saying to your girlfriend, “I think both our sexual needs will best be fulfilled by you blowing me.”
Or take Allen west. Seriously, take him to the padded cell and give him 20 CCs of the high test. Ornstein and Mann start off their Post op-ed by noting that recently Rep. Allen West said that there are “78 to 81” Democrats in Congress who are members of the Communist Party. And not one Republican said, “Allen, come on. You’re making us look dumb.” Not one of the Republican candidates for president said anything. Because in today’s Republican Party, that’s not even edgy anymore. They probably saw him later on and were like, “Word, Allen. Word.” Because that’s how they think black people talk.


Link to blog article http://www.real-time-with-bill-maher-blog.com/

[Little Stevie]

Originally Posted by Sexyeccentric1

Good news: last month, for the first time in weeks, Congress passed a bill! And wait until you hear what you get: by a vote of 78 to 20, the Senate voted to extend the life of the U.S. Export-Import Bank. …People, please! Control yourselves!

LMAO! - perfect!

Hit the links, Speaker Boehner! You’ve earned it.

By all means!!

Now, if I were a Washington pundit, (like "on site" correspondents such as COF, or Barleybrains or Joe Blowjob) I'd hail this as a step forward as I lambasted the Obama Adminsitration for not getting this to a vote sooner!

I like to call it, “The Rise of the Party of the Apes.”

Careful now, they accuse you of supporting the Theory of Evolution!

How do you expect Democrats to work on a 2+2=4 bill when the other side believes math is a liberal plot to turn your kid queer?

So true! LMAO!


Take Dick Lugar. Who was always a staunch conservative, just not the modern-day insane variety. He was just throttled in the Republican Senate primary in Indiana by a Tea Party guy named Richard Mourdock.

And after Mourdock won he said this about working with the other side: “I certainly think bipartisanship ought to consist of Democrats coming to the Republican point of view.”

They actually think that is bi-partisanship.

Which is sort of like saying to your girlfriend, “I think both our sexual needs will best be fulfilled by you blowing me.”

The Truth DOES hurt when you really listen to their idiocy more closely, doesn't it?

Or take Allen west. Seriously, take him to the padded cell and give him 20 CCs of the high test. Ornstein and Mann start off their Post op-ed by noting that recently Rep. Allen West said that there are “78 to 81” Democrats in Congress who are members of the Communist Party.

And not one Republican said, “Allen, come on. You’re making us look dumb.” Not one of the Republican candidates for president said anything. Because in today’s Republican Party, that’s not even edgy anymore.

They probably saw him later on and were like, “Word, Allen. Word.” Because that’s how they think black people talk.


Link to blog article http://www.real-time-with-bill-maher-blog.com/

This article just shows how dumb the posters are here when they defend that crap!.

It also shows how out of touch they are with what their elected leaders are getting away with.

Thanks, SexyEccentric1! I wish some of the mush-brained know-nothings here could just grasp this but, of course, that inability is why they post what they do!

[Can I Play Too???]

It's funny how, SexyEccentric, you have an "Americans Are Sheep" link but your whole, entire post is copy-pasted from that idiot Bill Maher's blog. There was not a single original thought, comment, or word from you or your lame parrot Little Stevie.

How ironic!!!

[Little Stevie]

Originally Posted by Can I Play Too???

It's funny how, SexyEccentric, you have an "Americans Are Sheep" link but your whole, entire post is copy-pasted from that idiot Bill Maher's blog. There was not a single original thought, comment, or word from you or your lame parrot Little Stevie.

How ironic!!!

Is attacking the messenger all you've got, CIPT?

You seem proud that your fellow obstructionists passed that legislation while they used the threat of filibuster more than any Senate in modern history! You ARE an idiot!

BTW, you pompous ass, "Can I Play Too?" lacks the needed comma to set off the word "too" and has unnecessary capitalization! Since we're getting down to making fun of things that are "copy-pasted" (a term hardly used by others when they mean to say "copied and pasted"), we should also tell you that asking for permission should involve the words "May I play, too?".

"Can I play, too?" really asks if you are physically or mentally able to play. I think you know the real answer to that question.

No one else here on the far right wingnut fringe copies and pastes. CIPT?

Cheers, dumb ass.

[CuteOldGuy]

Ok, Stevie. I mean it this time. No caffeine after supper! It makes you hyper and you sound stupid.

[Little Stevie]

Your willingness to display your own complete absence of cogent thought would embarrass most. However, for you, it is merely another proud moment of fire hydrant marking.

People know what fire hydrants are for. Dogs just think that what they are doing is important.

Are you now able to understand the value most people assign to your incontinence?

I certainly hope one day you'll understand.

I'm curious. Was it a brain injury or just inherited Cretinism?

[CuteOldGuy]

See what I mean? Try an herbal tea instead. You'll feel better.

[Can I Play Too???]

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

Is attacking the messenger all you've got, CIPT?

You seem proud that your fellow obstructionists passed that legislation while they used the threat of filibuster more than any Senate in modern history! You ARE an idiot!

BTW, you pompous ass, "Can I Play Too?" lacks the needed comma to set off the word "too" and has unnecessary capitalization! Since we're getting down to making fun of things that are "copy-pasted" (a term hardly used by others when they mean to say "copied and pasted"), we should also tell you that asking for permission should involve the words "May I play, too?".

"Can I play, too?" really asks if you are physically or mentally able to play. I think you know the real answer to that question.

No one else here on the far right wingnut fringe copies and pastes. CIPT?

Cheers, dumb ass.

Actually, screen names aren't typically sentences so they don't usually require as much punctuation as a post would (although, mine is an exception). Most forums don't allow "special (much like you, pumpkin) characters" in the screen name. If you must know, I am a woman, who is NOT a provider, so my screen name is a reflection of that fact, Sweetie.

And, no you may not CIPT or cum anywhere near me, you rabid dog. Now, please stop humping my leg and find someone else to bother with your vileness.

Thank you.

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

Is attacking the messenger all you've got, CIPT?

You seem proud that your fellow obstructionists passed that legislation while they used the threat of filibuster more than any Senate in modern history! You ARE an idiot!

BTW, you pompous ass, "Can I Play Too?" lacks the needed comma to set off the word "too" and has unnecessary capitalization! Since we're getting down to making fun of things that are "copy-pasted" (a term hardly used by others when they mean to say "copied and pasted"), we should also tell you that asking for permission should involve the words "May I play, too?".

"Can I play, too?" really asks if you are physically or mentally able to play. I think you know the real answer to that question.

Cheers, dumb ass.

Did you actually go there? Again? Dumb ass!!!

@ post # 2 above:

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

LMAO! - perfect!

By all means!!

(like "on site" correspondents such as COF, or Barleybrains or Joe Blowjob) [Goodness, Little Blind Boy has failed to use proper punctuation and capitalization. You are a pompous asshole, Little Blind Boy.] I'd hail this as a step forward as I lambasted the Obama Adminsitration for not getting this to a vote sooner! [Little Blind Boy, you misspelled a word, now that is just too fucking funny, you pompous, arrogant asshole.]
Careful now, they^accuse you of supporting the Theory of Evolution! [You missed a word, you pompous asshole.]

So true! LMAO!

They actually think that is bi-partisanship.[No hyphen, asshole.]

The Truth DOES hurt when you really listen to their idiocy more closely, doesn't it?

This article just shows how dumb the posters are here when they defend that crap!. [A period and an exclamation mark -- how stupid of you, you pompous asshole.]

It also shows how out of touch they are with what their elected leaders are getting away with.

Thanks, SexyEccentric1! I wish some of the mush-brained know-nothings here could just grasp this,but, of course, that inability is why they post what they do! [You transposed your comma, you pompous asshole.]

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by Can I Play Too???

Actually, screen names aren't typically sentences so they don't usually require as much punctuation as a post would (although, mine is an exception). Most forums don't allow "special (much like you, pumpkin) characters" in the screen name. If you must know, I am a woman, who is NOT a provider, so my screen name is a reflection of that fact, Sweetie.

And, no you may not CIPT or cum anywhere near me, you rabid dog. Now, please stop humping my leg and find someone else to bother with your vileness.

Thank you.

I rarely read Tiny Stevie's posts anymore, since I put him on ignore several weeks ago. Reading this one reminds me of why I did. What a sick puppy he is!

[CuteOldGuy]

It's the caffeine. Seriously. Every time he drinks it he says stupid things. I've tried to help, but he just won't listen.

[Can I Play Too???]

Also, you are never supposed to write "this" without the noun that it's referring to after it.

Ex. This idiot, this crap for brains poster, this dog

Hell, we could go all night editing Little Stevie's posts into some form of coherent English, but we don't have the time or the patience.

What really gets me is that he just calls everyone dumb or stupid, instead of debating them. Ugh.

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by Can I Play Too???

Also, you are never supposed to write "this" without the noun that it's referring to after it.

Ex. This idiot, this crap for brains poster, this dog

Hell, we could go all night editing Little Stevie's posts into some form of coherent English, but we don't have the time or the patience.

What really gets me is that he just calls everyone dumb or stupid, instead of debating them. Ugh.

If you haven't experienced the joy of one of AF Freakin's posts, you're in for a real treat. He makes Tiny Stevie seem like Saint Augustine.

[IIFFOFRDB]

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

Your willingness to display your own complete absence of cogent thought would embarrass most. However, for you, it is merely another proud moment of fire hydrant marking.

People know what fire hydrants are for. Dogs just think that what they are doing is important.

Are you now able to understand the value most people assign to your incontinence?

I certainly hope one day you'll understand.

I'm curious. Was it a brain injury or just inherited Cretinism?

That is NOT funny. Bitch...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-gqc3o7uiA

[Can I Play Too???]

I thought that the Count Chocula guy was a parody of a caricature of a joke. Please tell me it is?