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[CaptainJones]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Ok.... SO..... We got a Video replay and decision.... GAME IS STILL ON!!!!!!!


I gotta take the 3yo for icecream.. BAck in an hour or so!

Why would you take a 3 year old for ice cream at 10pm?

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Ok I'm going to work out and get a wig. Not red because I would look not so good in a red wig.
I always look ridiculous in a wig.

I love the generic-ass-cardboard-bread they have at super salad. It used to be better back in the day. See there's that oldish lady shit again.
Any way, if I work out I can still eat the bread right?

Fuck it. I would have to do a whole lot of not eating to be thin. Chubb it is.
Love it or leave it.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by CaptainJones

Why would you take a 3 year old for ice cream at 10pm?

For real, what's the special occasion?
We all know who's really taking who out for ice cream here.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

For real, what's the special occasion?
We all know who's really taking who out for ice cream here.

Enough with the Fat Jokes....!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by CaptainJones

Why would you take a 3 year old for ice cream at 10pm?

She gets him late and on a messed up schedule from the Ex so she tends to let him stay up a bit late the first night home.... The next few days are much more structured.....

Besides....spoiling her son has proved integral and a lot less expensive to keeping 21yo mommy in my bed.... He told her once that he was gonna live with me forever....

Anyway.... Back to bashing blubber.......

[Rand Al'Thor]

Curvy, used to describe body type, is a marketing scheme. Curvy says that you have curves, not what your body type is.

A skinny woman, unless her body is built like a skyscraper, can be said to have curves, and curvy. Same with bigger women who have stretched the definition of curvy to include rolls.

It's about as descriptive as the word average.

Same with BBW, I have issues with the second B of BBW. It implies that being big makes one beautiful. I don't see BUW or BAW, so all big women must be beautiful, right? It's a stupid label.

I realize that connotation and usage has given narrower definition over the years to some, but I think words like "thick", "big bonededed", "slim", "slender" and "petite" are better defined than curvy. Just as mentioned earlier, searching for "curvy woman" returns anything from slender women with some hips, waist, and boobs to bigger women. Hardly definitive, and largely dependent on connotation.

For my part, I think the OP is more big or fat (because I disagree with BBW) than curvy.

[blenderhead]

I guess round is a curve?

[blenderhead]

Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Fuck it. I would have to do a whole lot of not eating to be thin. Chubb it is.
Love it or leave it.

When I eat healthy I have to force feed myself to get enough calories even when I try to lose weight. In my experience it takes a huge effort to gain weight while eating healthy and working out. If I eat junk it's easy..

[Artist Formally Known As]

How about Michelin Curvy or Pillsbury curves. I am with Rand not all big women are beautiful. Just as well that not all skinny gals are beautiful.

[The Chelsea Stone]

Really I honestly don't give e a fuck you pathetic ass mother fuckers get the hell off my thread nobody asked you what you thought about me the only mother fucker that had shit to say about my weight was hard racer and he likes spinners so idgaf wtf he thinks he was give end a free session to write a bad re view about me. I weigh 145 don't like it suck dick! Cause I could care fucking less I got plenty of responses from this thread and plenty of dates so stay the fuck out of my business. I am curvy and thick don't critize me bacause I'm sure y'all of y'all nave 3inch dicks beer be.lies bald heads and hairy backs. So JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!


On a good note smoking a penis is giving really good head the same way with blowing out the fire lol

[The Chelsea Stone]

And I'm not a fucking big girl or bbw I'm 5`0 and weigh 145 don't like it bye I have proof on my I.d which was issued 2 weeks ago

[VictoriaLyn]

Originally Posted by chelseastone

And I'm not a fucking big girl or bbw I'm 5`0 and weigh 145 don't like it bye I have proof on my I.d which was issued 2 weeks ago

Might wanna update your profile because its says 5'2 140...Im not being a bitch but yes you are considered a bbw/big girl in this hobby world but there is nothing wrong with it..I think you look cute....

I personally believe attitude,skills and tcb outweigh being a bigger girl anyday...otherwise I wouldnt have survived being a bbw and still wanted 7 years later..IJS

[BlakeConfidential]

Originally Posted by chelseastone

And I'm not a fucking big girl or bbw I'm 5`0 and weigh 145 don't like it bye I have proof on my I.d which was issued 2 weeks ago

They don't weigh you at the DMV when you get your license, last time I checked anyway? You just fill out the info yourself.

Secondly, your bio say 5'2 and 135lbs, your showcase states 5'2 140lbs, and then you just claimed above that you're 5'0 and 145lbs. Whichever it may be, just own it! If your pics are recent and depict you realistically, then work it girl.


I applaud you for standing up for yourself to some of these guys. They went overboard in my opinion. However your reaction to call them all hairy, fat, bald, small dicked assholes, while probably accurate, is only going to reflect poorly on you and your business. Some of my best clients were the fat hairy bald ones, so don't overgeneralize

&& Keep on smokin' that penis

[Rand Al'Thor]

I hope the pictures are VERY recent. She, along with 135, 140, and 145 lbs, claims to be 18. If the pictures were prior to her last birthday, they shouldn't be on here.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by chelseastone

And I'm not a fucking big girl or bbw I'm 5`0 and weigh 145 don't like it bye I have proof on my I.d which was issued 2 weeks ago

Actually the correct medical term for you would be "Obese"

When did texas put scales in the lines to get IDs issued?

Don't they simply "ASK" you and you tell them hat you want?

hat woman EVER gives an accurate response?

From the pics I would guess ya shaved at least 15lbs off of it.

I'm always disappointed when I see other fat people (I'm pretty damn fat myself) try to pass them selves off as something less than what they are.....

I learned that I can be OLD as well as round and have a 3 inch pecker and still have all the fun a young stud can have because of how thick it is....

...



My wallet that is.. not my dick....


Your recent posts do shed some additional light ya doll.... You displayed that you are somewhat illiterate as well as rather unrefined.

But with good dick sucking skills you should do fine..... All the big chicks are said to suck a mean dick.....

so long as you suck it better and cheaper than the skinny gals you will have food on your plate...