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			05-30-2012, 12:48 PM
			
			
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			I recently spent some time with a wonderful lady in a north Austin (incall) apartment complex.  I know that many of my fellow gentleman have been there also as this particular apartment has been shared for quite some time. 
I arrived at the apartment complex about 10 minutes ahead of schedule as in the past I have had a difficult time with the gate and then venturing around the large complex attempting to find the proper building while trying to find a parking place for my full size truck. 
Found the correct building and a parking space about 3 minutes ahead of time.  Texted to let the lady know I was there and got a quick reply with the apartment number.  Hmmmm:  third floor.  No problem.  Get to top (3rd) floor but that apartment number is not at the top of the stairs.  CRAP!  Trot back down and wander a bit and find ANOTHER set of stairs.  I climb up and bingo! find the correct apartment number, yes on the third floor. 
Fortunately, I am in fairly good shape and did not have a problem running the stairs a couple of times. I did, however, give the lady a hard time questioning her if this was another way of screening her clients or if this was her way of thinning out the weakest of the herd... 
 
And yes, I did have an awesome workout session even after all of the stairs.  Now all I need is to be able to remember what that particular apartment number is so I don't have to endure another pre-workout workout! 
 
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			05-30-2012, 02:13 PM
			
			
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			LOL!  Been there, done that!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 02:29 PM
			
			
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			My last incall was like that...way up on the 3rd floor I HATED it so I made sure to be super specific on which stairwell  but I would joke about needing to be fit to see me   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 03:49 PM
			
			
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			Oh, I do hate those third floor rat in a maze complexes...I too am an older gentleman, late 40's, very good shape, but one appointment I got so turned around I was running up and down stairwells like an olympic trainer... 
  
Got to the correct door, she was watching for me, the door slipped open, I walked in, and she laughed at my appearance and scooted me in the direction of the shower... 
  
I had arrived in her parking lot immaculately dressed, freshly showered and shampooed, and after my wild dashing from one stairwell to the next, a disheveled wreck... 
  
"thinning out the herd" almost applied to me; I felt like she should have tossed me a piece of cheese for my efforts...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 05:05 PM
			
			
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			LMAO to funny! However..it is probably good to let your clients know up front if your on a 2nd or 3rd floor...due to some folks that may not be able to do that for certain reasons. But I guess they could always ask too.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 05:27 PM
			
			
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			One time I looked around for 15min. going up and down stairs. Only to call and ask were the hell are you!!!A little embarrassing, I was at the wrong apartment complex!!!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 05:46 PM
			
			
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			Just think of the 3 flights of stairs as a warm up   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 05:58 PM
			
			
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			05-30-2012, 06:02 PM
			
			
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			Yet another reason I hate it when the lady doesn't answer the phone and talk you up to the incall the first visit.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 07:44 PM
			
			
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			I remember doing the exact same thing at probably that exact same place.  I was pretty winded when I knocked and remembered thinking time to start hitting the treadmill and I'm starting on bottom so I can catch my breath.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 07:50 PM
			
			
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				I recently spent some time with a wonderful lady in a north Austin (incall) apartment complex. I know that many of my fellow gentleman have been there also as this particular apartment has been shared for quite some time. 
I arrived at the apartment complex about 10 minutes ahead of schedule as in the past I have had a difficult time with the gate and then venturing around the large complex attempting to find the proper building while trying to find a parking place for my full size truck. 
Found the correct building and a parking space about 3 minutes ahead of time. Texted to let the lady know I was there and got a quick reply with the apartment number. Hmmmm: third floor. No problem. Get to top (3rd) floor but that apartment number is not at the top of the stairs. CRAP! Trot back down and wander a bit and find ANOTHER set of stairs. I climb up and bingo! find the correct apartment number, yes on the third floor. 
Fortunately, I am in fairly good shape and did not have a problem running the stairs a couple of times. I did, however, give the lady a hard time questioning her if this was another way of screening her clients or if this was her way of thinning out the weakest of the herd... 
  
And yes, I did have an awesome workout session even after all of the stairs. Now all I need is to be able to remember what that particular apartment number is so I don't have to endure another pre-workout workout! 
  
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Dude, get over yourself. I played sports through my teens and 20's, 30's. etc. I can put a few of you "in shape" guys" on your asses even now... ijs...
  
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			05-30-2012, 07:58 PM
			
			
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				Dude, get over yourself. I played sports through my teens and 20's, 30's. etc. I can put a few of you "in shape" guys" on your asses even now... ijs... 
  
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			05-30-2012, 08:01 PM
			
			
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				Dude, sounds like you are the one who needs to get over yourself... ijs... 
			
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Dude, I can respect your opinion... and I am stating mine.. ijs
  
If you wanna chap your lips on Gentleman's ass feel free... ijs
  
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			05-30-2012, 08:11 PM
			
			
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Nice to know you respect my opinion.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-30-2012, 08:53 PM
			
			
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			six has quite a tail on himself and he does bite Fratelli!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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