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		|  05-20-2012, 02:44 PM | #31 |  
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			Carl if that is pre-cum, how long is your shlong buddy? And are you sure you are working with only the male genitalia?
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		|  05-20-2012, 02:57 PM | #32 |  
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			OOH do me do me!!!!!..I wanna wear a cape    |  
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		|  05-20-2012, 02:59 PM | #33 |  
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			Naw, Jasmine, you've seen my miserable little stubbie back in the old days. I just like to pull up my sweat pants real high from time to time. I so like the feel of a snug fit.
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		|  05-20-2012, 03:03 PM | #34 |  
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				 Captain Save-A-Ho 
 
			
			 Attachment 127804
Fits more than a couple! 
 Gotta Learn the Lyrics to the Theme Song to wear the Cape though! 
Ah is a, Ah is a, Should I save her?
 I want to be saved!!!!
 
 (B-Legit)
 It's 1993 and niggas need to miss me be savin' these hoes
 You know how these tricks we be buyin' 'em clothes
 Wanna taxi hoes on vogues with the beat
 And have 'em sittin' next to 'em in the front seat
 But not B see I'm a hog up out the V
 And my motto is fuck a hoe and hit the throttle
 To the smoke talkin' on my Okie doe
 World wide I got a clydes up in Tokoyo
 
 (E-40)
 Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
 What's that niggas name?
 Captain save a hoe main
 More faster than a speeding bullet
 To put on his cape and scared
 I put the fake the fake the funk the funk
 To me that's not the way to do it
 Captain muthafuckin' Save a Hoe game to me
 Flexin just like a little ol' bitch
 All up in front of my company
 Had to check his ass with an ear check dump and pumpin'
 Talkin' to him while I'm beatin' his ass
 Pumpin' fear talkin' bout nigga you gone retrospect somethin here
 
 Chorus
 
 (D-Shot)
 Mr. super trick Mr. super snitch
 Yeah, you wanna kill me cuz I fucked ya bitch
 You should had your cape on tight that night
 Cuz a nigga like the Shot sho plugs 'em right
 And now yo batch is straight callin me lovin me
 On the under for the porno star that I be
 And don't you come in my face with that trick shit
 Ya betta try some more shit
 
 (E-40)
 I got the gift to grab any batch
 That I want but I don't
 Cuz batches now a days will get you caught up in some funk
 Oh no, I'm not tryin' to save you hoes 'n
 How come when I was broke you wasn't brown nosin'?
 The other day you see me smobbin' down magazine
 With some ol' nigga in your car lookin' at me mean
 I stopped in the middle of the street
 Reached under seat to grab my heat
 Man that's the same motherfucker
 that I got into it with at the club last week
 
 (B-Legit)
 Man them niggas can't fade
 They bith made
 And so they start
 But niggas with no heart
 Don't want no part to this
 Nigga rollin' with the Funk Mobb
 And when it's funk
 The pump will spit them double laws
 So what you doin' when we roll through you hideout
 I let my mack get off and then I rides out
 With your ass there smokin' like an incent
 You savin hoes nigga and that's bitch shit
 
 Chorus
 
 (Suga-T)
 I'm crossin' up niggas and bitches
 And even snitches just for my riches
 Captain Save A Hoe
 I ain't got no problem with that ol shit
 I gives a damn as long as he's payin'
 It ain't my fault because he's sprung off my land
 I'm cashin' GA checks, go to the bank Hank
 If your breath stank, you get ganked main
 Long as a trick comes fallin' down
 That gets me all upset to put on my suit and clown
 
 (40)
 But make that nigga take care your kids
 Make that nigga call your kids his
 Make that nigga get out there and work
 Make his ass buy you a Brinun Burk
 It's all part of that nigga take care of me
 Pussy whipped nigga come save me
 Batches out there be on the look out
 For Captain save a hoe
 Cuz he's savin hoes
 
 Chorus
 
 (Captain Save a Hoe)
 Fuck that what they talkin about
 I save a hoe yeah Ha ha
 Yeah baby, what's up you wanna get your hair done
 Come on let's go down to Lee and Kim Nail's
 We can get your nails done, get your hair done
 What about your kids? How many kids you got? Two?
 Ah, yeah that's cool we can go feed and cloth them kids
 We can go down and get the hook up at Durant Square
 Yeah baby I do anything for ya
 Want you phone cranked on, I can get it cranked on to my name
 Matter of fact I get you a cellular phone and a pager
 We can get that package deal down there at Cellular One
 Baby I'm here for you I got you
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		|  05-20-2012, 03:15 PM | #35 |  
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					Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn  OOH do me do me!!!!!..I wanna wear a cape   |  
Well VL you know I can't do you since I'm post-op. BUUUUUT, I found you. 
You are officially Captain Save a HO......bbyist/Heart. 
 
VL's superpower is to make you have a heart attack and then in one fell swoop resuscitate you and send you home like nothing happened. Now how's that for a fetish.
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		|  05-20-2012, 03:18 PM | #36 |  
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			Give me 'tillLater Vic...picking up a vanilla
 Friend for some
 R&R back later...mobile now
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		|  05-20-2012, 03:33 PM | #37 |  
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			Carl, how could I forget. I was just making sure I didn't miss something else that I could have gotten into   . J/P buddy.
 
Whispers, I always imagined an old school rap song would be playing along with you when you walked into the room upon our first meeting. I just never knew which one. Now I know.    |  
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		|  05-20-2012, 06:32 PM | #38 |  
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					Originally Posted by Toyz  I took a vanilla world friend to the Alamo to see "The Avengers" and it was a great time.  No academy awards, but non stop fun beginning to end.  The scene where LOKI tells Hulk "I AM A GOD" is one of the funny scenes in moviedom.
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This post shows how important it is to make it clear whether the text goes with the picture above or below the text.
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		|  05-20-2012, 08:13 PM | #39 |  
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			Superhero Toyz    |  
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		|  05-20-2012, 08:25 PM | #40 |  
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			Mmmm.....METAL SMITH    |  
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		|  05-20-2012, 09:06 PM | #41 |  
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			Roxy that is some FUNNY shit!  Am thinking of adopting that for my icon! 
And Gneiss, THANX,,,,obviously I didn't notice....
  
The spelunker image belongs to Italian Marie, ergo going into dark and mysterious places...but in sequence it looks like I put it for Roxy...
  
Sorry girl, totally different meaning & if I could still edit I would change it.
  
But I DO like the image you made for me...gotta admit its pretty dead on on occasions     |  
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		|  05-20-2012, 09:25 PM | #42 |  
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			Being a Scorpio as well....
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		|  05-20-2012, 10:24 PM | #43 |  
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			can i be the norse god "Phuck!"or perhaps since im messican ,i can be  Ho Le Chit!
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		|  05-20-2012, 10:34 PM | #44 |  
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			Knotty Man as Norse God "Wee Kood Fug"
Wee Koods massive codpiece makes women swoon & men take notice. Wee is also Bi-fingural...(able to stroke with either hand also known as Horny-Dextorous)
 
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		|  05-20-2012, 10:39 PM | #45 |  
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					Originally Posted by knotty man  can i be the norse god "Phuck!"or perhaps since im messican ,i can be  Ho Le Chit!
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No you can't be Phuck knotty. I mean, you can't be Nordic if you are Latino. Unless you are mixed. 
 
This is you. Mighty Funny. 
Mighty Funny has the power to make you piss your pants or spray your drink all over your laptop just by reading his posts. Ether way, he can turn you into princess gusher faster than I can turn from nice to bitch. 
 
Yes that is you in color. Representing. 
La Rasa!
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