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SofaKingFun · 04-26-2010, 03:14 PM

I would imagine that there are an infinite number of reasons some gals don't allow DFK. It's too intimate? Some guys don't know what dental hygiene is?? etc. etc.
It's their call so only they can answer.

I miss The Party Princess. Now she could frikkin' KISS!

{sighs}

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boardman · 04-26-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Kissing is part of the GFE, and those providers who advertise GFE yet do not allow DFK are a mystery to me. I LOVE to kiss! If a gentleman isn't interesting in kissing, hard for me to get interested in him. I always have a bottle of mouthwash, toothpaste, and a new, wrapped toothbrush near the sink at my incall for the meticulous gentleman, and I always freshen my breath before I answer the door.

The Fancy Fujita Kissing Scale:
F1 - Pleasant like a spring breeze, but not necessarily memorable. No damage done.
F2 - Suction and hormone levels increase, oral defenses go down, blouse buttons and zippers weakening, the atmosphere starts to heat up. Possible wind chill up my spine.
F3 - My toes curl and my socks blow off, not to mention my skirt, panties, bra.....All inhibitory walls fail. I feel a gale of passion rush through my veins. Help me, I'm falling and don't want to get up! Let's play twister!
F4 - Wide destruction over my bed spread. Lay me down like a Mississippi trailer. Total devastation of all thought processes. Call FEMA, I need recovery help.
F5 - Completely blown away. Take your money, I'm paying YOU.

So Fancy, just what constitutes a level F5. I need some extra money this month.

auknowho · 04-26-2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by boardman

So Fancy, just what constitutes a level F5. I need some extra money this month.

Boardman, a Jedi can only perform the Level F5 task, last time I checked cat can't be Jedi's

you should look for a second job though.

The Squirtest · 04-27-2010, 07:37 AM

I love it too. Nadia is a wonderful kisser. Michelle Summers is a wonderful kisser. It adds, positively, to the experience to me. Kissing, or good kissing, can make my salute proudly and firmly.

boardman · 04-27-2010, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by auknowho

Boardman, a Jedi can only perform the Level F5 task, last time I checked cat can't be Jedi's

you should look for a second job though.

What do Jedi's know? they stand for truth, honor, justice, crap like that.
All a cat cares about is pussy, an occasional tard to play with and a warm cozy place to lay down where he can lick his balls and take a nap.
Come, experience the dark side.

blowpop · 04-27-2010, 03:37 PM

I've stayed in touch with her, and am happy to report that she's doing well in the civilian world.

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I miss The Party Princess. Now she could frikkin' KISS!

Guest112910 · 04-27-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lily stargazer

So true... I get colds often. Im going to start feeling the glands in the neck like a dr before I go in. (just joking)

As far as falling in love... not so much that but, there is this one guy that I still cant get out of my head.

Ironic... you tend to make quite an impresssion, too.

Egrbvr · 04-27-2010, 07:55 PM

Never had a provider DFK. Never really bothered me. I have, however, dumped civilian gf's who had poor dfk skills.

Sweet Heather · 04-28-2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by boardman

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All a cat cares about is pussy, an occasional tard to play with and a warm cozy place to lay down where he can lick his balls and take a nap.

Sounds like the typical male LOL. H

boardman · 04-28-2010, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

Sounds like the typical male LOL. H

guilty as charged

Now, bring me a beer!

Guest112910 · 04-28-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

Sounds like the typical male LOL. H

If I could lick my own balls, I wouldn't be here!!!

CivilBarrister · 04-28-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hotboiler

If I could lick my own balls, I wouldn't be here!!!

TMI

rylstone · 04-29-2010, 06:13 PM

I've experienced the fancy Irish. She gets an F6 from me. ;-)

amtommytwo · 04-30-2010, 07:53 AM

I have experienced providers who advertise GFE who do DFK and some that do not, it probably depends on how the provider feels about the man and how they are treated. I have found that the DFK experience gets better with time as the provider becomes more comfortable with you. How you treat them can, I am sure, have a tremedous effect on whether or not they would open themselves up to this service. DFK is critical, to me, for a deep connection and if it does not come about I generally would not continue the relationship. Just my 2 cents.

Jacquie · 04-30-2010, 08:17 AM

I've never understood why people say they wouldn't need women if they could give fellatio to themselves. Half the fun (as I can imagine from my porn addiction) is the sex eyes y'all get from a ladies.

As for kissing there are some dawgs who don't do it either. That ALWAYS has me feeling weird about the session. It just doesn't seem natural to me, whether paid for or not, to go without it if holes are going to be explored and invaded.

Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would follow the rules of the world's most unrealistic movie from "Julia 'Sexless' Roberts." She's cute, but she's not at all a believable hooker. Now, Liz Taylor... would've totally bought that one. The likelihood of an upscale gent picking up a redheaded street walker? Yeah right!