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			OK, you wake up, log on to ECCIE and find out that PROVIDERS now pay the hobbyists! What do you think would be different? I'm sure the providers will have fun with this one!  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 07:50 AM
			
			
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			Providers are now paying me? I guess I'm gonna be one broke mofo!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 08:17 AM
			
			
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			Buy one (O), get one free!   
 
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100% discount! 
Today only (unless you ask nicely)... 
 
I guess it would be my going out of business sale.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 08:18 AM
			
			
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			I strongly suspect that in this episode of The Twilight Zone a number of formerly-sated men are going to be getting in better touch with Rosie Palm, and holding on to their day jobs.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 08:23 AM
			
			
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			But now i have a new fantasy -- my atf pays me.  I will let you know how that works out for me.  Ha!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 09:22 AM
			
			
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			04-07-2012, 09:31 AM
			
			
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			These are some possible and unfortunate results (ahem, this is why we are here), hobbying??? 
Alerts would go up: 
Never on time 
'itch wouldn't leave 
Damn she's moving in?!?! 
'itch is going crazy, EMO on my ass 
She complained I didn't fuck her right, she wants another round or a refund, LMAO! 
69's would be a lot more violent (thumbs up!) 
We could demand their RL info before seeing them.  Then we could stalk them until they saw us again, like hmmmm tomorrow 
We could upsell!  But, would we? 
PIMPS would RULE(basically SL we would be pimps...I haven't yet, but I was going to post your picture in AA's reply to tattoos.  WE all know you're her PIMP)  LMAO!!! 
 
SL, that would be a woman's hell!!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 09:32 AM
			
			
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			Bring your A game and then some, and we'll talk   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 09:38 AM
			
			
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			I'd  be the cheapest bitch in this joint. 
 
Doubling coupons. 
Bringing competitor coupons with me. 
Tell every guy its my birthday so i can get discounts. 
Paying dudes in trident layers.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 09:57 AM
			
			
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			04-07-2012, 10:07 AM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  mijo(BFE)
					 
				 
				These are some possible and unfortunate results (ahem, this is why we are here), hobbying??? 
Alerts would go up: 
Never on time 
'itch wouldn't leave 
Damn she's moving in?!?! 
'itch is going crazy, EMO on my ass 
She complained I didn't fuck her right, she wants another round or a refund, LMAO! 
69's would be a lot more violent (thumbs up!) 
We could demand their RL info before seeing them. Then we could stalk them until they saw us again, like hmmmm tomorrow 
We could upsell! But, would we? 
PIMPS would RULE(basically SL we would be pimps...I haven't yet, but I was going to post your picture in AA's reply to tattoos. WE all know you're her PIMP) LMAO!!! 
  
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Mijo, this is my FAVORITE tattoo.....
 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 10:25 AM
			
			
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				I'd  be the cheapest bitch in this joint. 
 
Doubling coupons. 
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part of me wants to grandfather this one. but dam it I have a NBA policy
 
reality: dam it, I'm to old now and would have to lie about age more than 5 years.
 
more reality: I do not want to see lady's older than me at my age.
 
mmmmm can I pass on this dream. its a nightmare in my case.  just sayin 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 10:38 AM
			
			
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			SL first you have to come up with a really nice ad that stands out. So lets see what ya got. Now you cant put no acronyms in it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 10:44 AM
			
			
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				part of me wants to grandfather this one. but dam it I have a NBA policy. just sayin  
			
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What if i make a really obnoxious local thread bitching about how you rejected me. I am sure my whining will make me incredibly appealing to you, then you wont be able to resist me and my AARP membershipcard which I assume will give me a %20 discount.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			04-07-2012, 10:50 AM
			
			
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			%20 off of what I wanted to grandfather you at. Dam I'm cheap. I'm going to have to go HIGH VOLUME. 
 
edit add: know wonder I have a NBA LOL 
 
edit add again: this would have been funnier if I was
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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