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Mistress Abby's Toilet Slave Training  Tutorial 
 
First, let me dispel your thoughts about how horrible this would be to  do to someone. There are thousands of men out there who fantasize almost  exclusively about servicing a woman in this way. To take someone in and  train them to become what they desire to be is not horrible—you are  allowing a man to fulfill his deepest and darkest fantasy. Don't believe  me? Just do a Google search for “toilet slave” and count how many  personal adds you run across from guys wishing to become one.
Alright, so there are guys out there who want to become a toilet, but  why would I want to use a man as a toilet? This is a very common  question and one I run across often. Once you've had the experience of  using a skilled toilet slave, you will realize that there truly is no  better luxury in the world. Here are a few reasons:
* Never again will you have to deal with the smell or splash of a  traditional toilet. A toilet that has gone through my training process  will be able to lock his lips air tight around you and keep them there  no matter how much you give him or how quickly, sparing you the  unpleasant stench. 
* Using a toilet slave is more sanitary than traditional methods of  cleaning—he will have better view and will have the training required to  leave you spotlessly clean every time.
There's no better feeling in the world than a toilet slave's tongue  cleaning you in your most personal area.
* What a power rush it is to use a man as a personal toilet: It truly is  the most degrading role a man can play, which may explain why it's so  popular (with men--).
* If you're lucky, and find a handsome toilet slave, it's truly quite an  erotic experience in addition to the power trip. Just seeing those  eager eyes staring up at me in perfect obedience as I prepare to shit  down his throat gets me wet every time. I personally would never use my  toilet slave to get off because that would make my boyfriend jealous;  however, it can definitely get me in the mood... And what a wonderful  way to clean up after sex! Just sit back and let your slave do his work  :-).
* Had a bad day at the office and need to vent? Why there's no better  way to take out your frustrations. Have your toilet slave ram his nose  up your butt and pretend it's someone at work... hehehe.
A good toilet slave is content with his fate and enjoys what he does.  Witnessing this day after day definitely keeps things in perspective.
* When you are finished, have your slave massage your butt around your  hole with some cool moisturizing lotion using his tongue. This is a  fantastic feeling and helps keep your skin healthy.
* Your slave will be more than happy to clean you out on that wonderful  time of a month. This is so much more effective and sanitary than any  other method.
* Have a nasty flavor in your mouth? Bite in to something gross at  dinner? Don't spit in the toilet and waste water flushing it down, when  you can easily spit into your slaves mouth.
Training an effective toilet slave is unfortunately quite a challenge.  Even though there are many men out there who fantasize about becoming a  woman's toilet, few turn out to become effective toilets. Few can  tolerate the tolerate the taste and even fewer can ingest quickly enough  not to make a horable mess and smell. Training a man to become your  toilet is almost always more of an undertaking than initially realized. 
Over the years, I've come up with a regime that has proved extremely  effective. If followed on a slave, I guarantee wonderful results. Slave  is a keyword here. This guide is to creating a full-time toilet slave  with no other purpose in life other than serving you during your most  personal moments. A true slave is a wonderful and difficult find these  days—many who claim to be them do not truly know what they are claiming  to be. This guide assumes that you already have a slave and intend to  train him for this role. If you want to train your husband or some other  man who is not a slave to become your toilet on a part-time basis, this  guide can be followed loosely.
Toilet training is really a huge money making opportunity for an  entrepreneurial woman out there who decides to go into the business of  churning out toilet slaves. Submissive men will pay well to be trained.  Rich mistresses out there wishing to own a toilet slave but lack the  patience to train their own would pay well for a trained slave.
Before you begin, it's very important to make sure you don't allow your  slave to masturbate for at least a month. The most effective way to do  this is through chastity. I've used several variations from 
http://www.chastitytube.com/page1.html  in the past—these are somewhat pricey, but extremely well built. Most  of these require a chastity piercing: something every slave should have.  I recommend a PA. A man that has been denied release for over a month  will be easier to mold into a role as your toilet.
Most mistresses prefer siting in a chair designed for a toilet slave  rather than squatting directly on his face. While squatting certainly  works, it is much less comfortable than a chair especially if you like  to take your time. If you'd rather not buy your own, why not have your  slave make you one before you commit him to his fate? It should be  comfortable enough to sit on for long periods of time. Even if your  slave lacks carpentry skills, a wooden box, couple of holes and a toilet  seat on top isn't rocket science.
I.Phase One: 1 month
The first phase is mostly psychological. It prepares you and your slave  mentally for the two stages coming up. Honestly, the most important part  of this phase is that you feel comfortable being watched by your slave.  If you are sure that you already to, you may shorten this step to a  week... Some may choose to skip it entirely if they are in a rush.
On day one, secure your slave in chastity in the bathroom. Give him a  bucket to relieve himself. Restrain his hands and legs as much as  possible. Do not allow him to groom, wash himself, or brush his teeth.
Tell him what you intend to turn him into. Tell him that soon, this will  be his only purpose in life. Use graphic words that will stick in his  mind when you describe what you intend to do to him and how he will  react. The one way conversation could go something like:
“Soon, you will be servicing me regularly during my most personal  moments. You will be my toilet. You will sit here... ALL DAY... alone...  in the dark... and wait for me... to take a shit down your throat. This  will be your only purpose in life and you will be grateful for such a  privilege... You'll eagerly accept the gift of my excrement and be  thankful to me for it. From this day on, you will only be referred to by  what you are: [make up degrading name of your choice here].”
You will Ask him to nod his head to acknowledge that he heard you, but  under no circumstances allow him to speak. This will be the last thing  you say to him during this phase. Be sure not to speak to him at all  after this. His fate should be the last thing he hears from your mouth.  Don't give him anything else to think about. This is something that will  take your slave a long time to realize.
Keep the lights off while you are not in the room. Before using the  bathroom, wait a couple of minutes for his eyes to adjust before you go.  You want to be sure that he sees you in the process: If he's not  watching, force him to look without words. As soon as you are done, turn  off the lights. The only thing he should see this month is you going to  the bathroom, all he should hear is what he will soon be receiving  splashing into the water of the toilet.
You must shower, brush your teeth, hair, etc in another bathroom. Be  sure to NEVER allow your slave to talk. He will never be allowed to do  so again unless directly asked a question—which you should avoid doing.  Punish him severely for speaking without being asked a direct question.
This phase of training will also serve as training for you. You should  feel completely comfortable doing your business while your slave is  watching. You should continue this training until you feel completely  comfortable, no matter how long this takes.
For food, one full can of dog food a day will condition his stomach for  what's coming. I recommend Alpo brand: Hearty Loaf Beef, Bacon &  Cheese. One full can a day will suffice. Be sure he finishes it.
For hydration, fill a water bottle with 5 cups of water. Give him 2.5  cups at a time, but squirt it rapidly two inches from his mouth. Do not  allow him to drink the water he spills. This is to get him used to  drinking fast and carefully without spilling.
Once every third day, force your slave to take a shot of apple cyder  vinegar. Make him hold in his mouth for 20 minutes before swallowing. If  he gags, throws up, or shows any discontent, make him do it again (up  to 4 times—at which point beat him instead).
I.Part Two: 1-3 Weeks
After a month, your slave should be ripe enough to begin his second  phase of training. Your slave is already starting to be reprogrammed.  Eventually, your slave will not be able to have an erection without the  presence of your excrement—usually this effect happens after a year of  serving as a full-time toilet. This month will get him used to being in  close contact with it. The smell and taste will take time to get used  to, but the apple cider and dog food should have conditioned his stomach  enough to keep it down.
This is a particularly difficult month for the trainer because there is  no avoiding an awful stench. I recommend using nose plugs while  implementing this phase of training.
Begin by taking the chastity device off your slave. Keep his hands  restrained behind his back so it is impossible to masturbate. Also stop  giving your slave doses of apple cider vinegar and reduce his dog food  intake to 1/4 a can per day. This is to ensure that he will be  uncomfortably hungry unless he decides to eat what you give him.
You will want to keep your slave in the bath tub for the entire week.  Plug the drain so that no water can escape and do not allow him to leave  the tub to use the toilet—Force him to wear an adult diaper, which will  overflow by the week's end—this is OK and intentional. Not only will he  be in regular contact with your excrement throughout the week, he will  have to soak in his own. For the next couple of weeks, instead of using  the toilet, use the tub whenever you need to take a shit. I recommend  not going on top of him, but in easy reach—this will allow him to  approach it at his own pace.
Once you finish, force him to lean over and shove his nose and face into  your excrement. Ask him to pick some of it up with his mouth and keep  it in for several minutes and swallow some. If it doesn't gross you out,  I recommend getting some latex gloves, and using them to smear it  thoroughly over his face—be sure to get plenty up his nostrils and into  his mouth. It's important that he has an erection during this process.  Monitor him and if he doesn't have a hard on, you must help it along  with some gentle friction, but make sure to NOT allow him release. It is  extremely important that he is excited while being introduced to your  shit.
Another important part is that he stay ungroomed and washed. During this  period, your slave should be under constant influence of the smell,  taste, and feel of human waste. Make sure to get it deep into his  hair--if your slave has a beard and mustash, be sure to get plenty into  it as well. He will have his hands restrained behind his back and will  be unable to wipe it out. 
Be sure to turn off the lights when you are finished. If you ever catch  your slave in the process of, or find evidence that he released his  load, be sure to punish him so severely that he will never think of  doing so again. Denial is important because it keeps his mind focused  and in a state that makes the process much easier.
Each time you urinate, do so into his mouth (do not make contact with  his mouth since his mouth has been in contact with excrement and not  cleaned, it is not safe). If you can't comfortably do so when your slave  is in the tub, urinate into a water bottle and squeeze it into his  mouth. Force him to drink it all. If he spills any (which he will surely  do), whip him moderately. I recommend using something you can afford to  get rid of after the week (such as a flexible stick or a wire close  hanger), since your slave is not allowed to clean himself. Also, reduce  his water intake to only 2 cups a day so he is always thirsty when he  receives your urine.
Throughout the week, your slaves diet should consist of 1/2 a can of dog  food and your excrement (always force him to eat only some, but allow  him to eat as much as he wants).
Always use paper when you are done during this phase. You can dispose of  it in the toilet, or throw it in the tub with your slave—up to you.
It's important that you talk to your slave only when absolutely  necessary. When you do, be sure to call him what he is.
II.The 3d phase: 3 months to a year
By now, your slave should be almost ready. During this phase you will  train him to eat your shit very quickly—quickly enough so that he should  be able to swallow what you give him faster than you give it to him.  Your slave will need to get used to swallowing your shit without chewing  it in order for this to be possible—something that takes all toilet  slaves some time to perfect. Some use their tongues to soften it  slightly before swallowing. The amount of time required by slaves to  perfect this important technique varies wildly from slave to slave. In  some extreme cases, it can take many months before a slave can ingest a  good size stool very quickly consistently (the worst case I've  personally run across was 6 months, but have heard of cases taking up to  a year). Eventually after enough beatings and practice, your slave will  get it. Don't give up on him!
Hygiene will be another important part of this final stage. Begin the  week by forcing your slave to dispose of his diaper, take a shower,  brush his teeth, floss, and use mouth wash. You should force him to  clean his teeth and mouth after every use. He will also be required to  groom himself to your specifications: hair length, hair style,  beard/mustache, calone, deodorant, nails, etc.
For this phase, you should go number 2 directly into his mouth. Have him  lie on his back in the tub with his feet in the air. Sit over the side  of the tub, so your butt is roughly 4 inches from his mouth and legs  spread with your knees roughly 12 inches apart (sit on a towel or pillow  for comfort). Have him hold a bowl in one hand to collect any urine  that spills during the process. This will take some coordination. The  goal here for the slave is to keep up with you and not spill anything.
All toilet slaves find this phase the most difficult of the 4 phases. Be  sure that you have given you slave stools of a variety of different  consistencies. Experiment with all sorts of different foods. If you have  to, use stool softeners—this is not recommended though for more than a  couple times a month. Softer stools tend to have a more intense flavor  and smell and may cause your slave to throw up or gag the first few  experiences; however, softer stools are much easier to swallow quickly.
Now for the fun part. For most mistresses, this part of the experience  is why they train a toilet slave to begin with... There is nothing like  the sensation of having your ass cleaned by a man's tongue. Your slave  should thoroughly clean his mouth before this process. I always make my  slave wash his mouth 5 times with water and 30 seconds with mouth wash  before this step—be sure that your slave does this very quickly—He  shouldn't take longer than a minute to prepare his mouth for your ass.  Once your slave's mouth is clean, instruct him not to let his tongue  wander far from your hole. It's extremely important that his tongue stay  far away from your vaginal region to avoid infections. Alright, here's  how I like to have my slave do it:
Have your slave hold a glass of water in his hand and cup his lips  around your hole and begin by moving his tongue up and down to clean the  surface. His tongue should feel cool with fresh water from rinsing.  Then his tongue should enter your hole approximately two inches and make  small circular movements. His tongue should stay in for about 2  seconds, then retract and enter again. This should happen about 3 times.  He is to then wash his mouth out with cool water and repeat the process  until he is sure it's perfectly clean. Next comes the moisturizer. Your  slave is to dry his tongue with a towel and place a dab of hand lotion  onto its tip. H should then carefully massage it onto the surface of  your butt around your hole with his tongue. This is an extremely  refreshing feeling and keeps your skin healthy.
Lastly, your slave is an investment of your valuable time. Like any  valuable possession, you want him to last a long time. Keep him healthy  by giving him vitamins every night and forcing him to exercise. I  recommend a daily routine of running in place for an hour, 100 sit ups,  and 50 push ups.
Do not proceed to the next phase until you are confident that your slave  can ingest quickly enough.
III.Ah, the final stage. Your slave is finely ready. Test out your slave  to see how well he performs. The next time you go number 2, have your  slave close his lips around your ass hole and not let any air slip by  while ingesting your gift. This is the moment that you've worked so hard  to attain. Relax and enjoy it.
Your slave should catch your urine into a boal while munching. When  finish, he will drink whatever is in the boal and begin the wonderful  cleaning process.
Dress up your slave however you want. Perhaps, if you are a sadist and  assuming this is a permanent toilet slave, you could graduate him with a  tattoo or branding of what he has become on his chest. Maybe force him  to wear a “You are what you eat” shirt hehehe... Whatever your twisted  mind comes up with. Dress him up however you wish, position him however  you like, and enjoy your new toilet slave! 		 		  		  		 		  		 		 			 				__________________
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