True or False?

[dbflyer]

"I'm planning a trip to Wichita next month"

That one has become painful to hear...

[The DarkSide]

Originally Posted by vkmaster

Darkside...I enjoy your style of posting, LOL

Similiar tongue in check style as mine....only better!!!

My posts usually a thread killers...don't believe that's a good thing.

What a sec I think we might have been separated at birth! Except you got the looks and I got the personality, crap you lucky dog!

[Guest102513-1]

Another line I get tire of hearing, when performance is not up to what it should be....

"Well she has been going thru a lot, lately" So do we get the "going thru a lot" discount?

Or the excuse..."got to give her a break, she's barely 20 and still learning". I am always available for free training sessions, otherwise that one does not have much legs for me.

And finally the old...."It gets better the more I see ya". My reply, give me your "A" game, right from the start...then I'll keep seeing ya.

And just to be safe, there are always the exceptional cases...but the above stuff happens far to often.

[Modda]

"I always take bath before session and after session"
"I always come fresh to the session"
"Hope you enjoyed the session like me"

[MsElena]

"I'm good looking"
"I have a big cock"
"You won't meet anyone like me"
"You're the only lady I see"
"If I keep coming back do I get a discount"

[kidKC]

A Lannister always pays his debts

[ElumEno]

The one I really hate hearing...... OMG, Really, Your done already!!

[MsElena]

EE,

Sometimes it really could be true.

[SpanishJewel]

Oh yes to all of the ladies! I've heard many of the men's quotes as well...

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

The one I really hate hearing...... OMG, Really, Your done already!!

Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!! And I have the ice pack to prove it

[MsElena]

I forgot a couple......these are for the guys:

"I'm retiring"
"Today is my last day here"
"I'm leaving soon"

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

The one I really hate hearing...... OMG, Really, Your done already!!

Better than "Is it in?"

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by The DarkSide

Lol that one about next time we will do more hours, I am guilty as charged! Do they have liars anonymous?

Yes, my name is The Hot DarkSide and I am a liar!

I just lied to the introduction to liars anonymous!

The local chapter disbanded, since nobody could ever give a straight answer it became hard to schedule meetings etc..

[malwoody]

"It's not about the money, I do this because I enjoy it"
"Please don't fall in love with me, every guy I have seen today is in love with me".. hmmmmm..
"I'm very low volume and just looking for a few regulars."
"I'm utr, I just put an ad up once in awhile."

[Allie_Kat]

Originally Posted by malwoody

"It's not about the money, I do this because I enjoy it"
"Please don't fall in love with me, every guy I have seen today is in love with me".. hmmmmm..
"I'm very low volume and just looking for a few regulars."
"I'm utr, I just put an ad up once in awhile."

The first one, I do it for the money AND because I enjoy it.
The second one, I WISH. lol!
I'm very low volume but I'm available to more than regulars.
The last one, does once or twice a week count as "once in awhile"?

I don't ask clients to cum FOR me, but I do ask them if they're going to do it WITH me! Ha ha ha.