The easiest things to lose sight of

[Guest021812-3]

Ive found that both in the hobby and especially on this board, people tend to lose sight of simple truths which, when examined, seem so obvious it's hard to figure out how you bet lost sight of them. I'm guilty, as is most everybody here. Here's a list of them that come to mind, feel free to add your's.

• It's about fucking and enjoying yourself, all the other shit is just unnecessary drama.
• Women fake orgasms
• Nobody here cares how big your dick is
• Everybody has an agenda, and unless you know somebody personally off the board, nobody is your friend.
• It's a business, and it's always about the money. If you think otherwise, ask if it's ok if you stop paying.
• everybody on here lies to some degree, some more than others.
• This board is a for profit business, not a community service program. Nobody is responsible for your bad decisions but yourself, and least of all the staff.
• A 20 year old hooker most likely doesn't have an English degree. If you're a grown ass man getting your jollies by making fun of her bad grammar, get a grip.
• The guys here are all anonymous, why in the world do you give a shit what anybody here thinks of you?
• Most young prostitutes have pimps. Not too many 19 year olds wake up one dy and decide to be a prostitute, nor do they typically have the wherewithal to know where to begin when they do.
• Everybody here has had unprotected sex. Some in the hobby, everybody out of it. Make your own decision on what risks you're willing to take, and don't worry about those of others.
• If you're not here to get laid, what the fuck are you doing here?

[Guest100513-2]

i thought you were going to say the review section is embellished, glad we don't have to worry about that.

[Guest061614]

Does anyone care how small my dick is?

Great post! Some true sage wisdom here.

[Guest091314]

Bizz....this has to be the post with the most sense I have ever read, Thank you! I do love a man that can say the truth without sounding like an asshole.

[TheWanderer]

I concur with the above listed statements. It's good to post a reminder now and then.

[berkleigh]

Agreed!

A slap of reality is always good!

Ha...Prior to session, should copy and paste and make copies....

Then turn into a contract and and require signature by agreeing to these terms!


I should do this for shits and giggles to someone LOL

[Boltfan]

If you make me sign a contract I will go on strike and stop bumping shill reviews damnit.

[up4u]

Great Post!
I would add:
---If you are a Newbie--get out while you still can--otherwise get ready for the Fun with UPs and Downs of the ride we call a "Hobby-go-Round"!
Be Safe!
UP4U

[Prolongus]

• These poor working girls have to put up with more asshats, dipshits, fuckbrains, jerkoffs and marriage proposals than us guys do in our real life work world. And they have to smell them, too. And pretend they like it. And ladies, you are GREAT at it.

[TonyStark]

Great Post!

[Int3rested]

Aye...

[fawn]

Originally Posted by Prolongus

• These poor working girls have to put up with more asshats, dipshits, fuckbrains, jerkoffs and marriage proposals than us guys do in our real life work world. And they have to smell them, too. And pretend they like it. And ladies, you are GREAT at it.

The post is worthy of being a sticky!!!!

See Prolongus, while you slept through drama class in the 7th grade, I on the other hand, excelled at it was given a beautiful golden cup that states:
Most Dramatic Actress Award Of The Year..

[berkleigh]

Originally Posted by Boltfan

If you make me sign a contract I will go on strike and stop bumping shill reviews damnit.

SHUT THE HOLE IN YOUR FACE

You know my sense of humor, just thought it would be funny to pull!

( and I need to come see you - just so busy )

[Bobster36]

But Berk....u told me that I was the most well endowed man you've ever met....of course I believe you.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

...... just thought it would be funny to pull!

I bet you laugh when you pull.