Ladies And Gentlemen...Time For Some Laughter..Funniest Moments With ATF's

[Hottassamelia]

Gary,the same thing happened to me the other day. Again.
First time ( about a year or so ago) the body pillow behind his head got pushed a little to close to a pretty candle I was burning . Im full on cowgirl and all of a sudden I smell something burning. Only to find out that half of the pillow was in flames. No worries,I saved the day by snatching it out from under him and running it into the bathroom.(tub) The second time ( the other day)
I didnt smell anything. Like Gary he had placed his SHIRT almost on top of yet another pretty candle.I had my back to the dresser.
I was,um,on my knees looking up at him when his eyes get big (typically normal in this situation) but then he yells "FIRE"! And points behind me.
lol
it is funny..he had to wear a towel around his neck as he left (like he just came from the pool)LOL
okay,fine it was funny then too.

[Secret Encounters]

Lmmfao ... about a few yrs ago I had a regular that was insisting on seeing me b4 I moved out and al I had left in my condo was a couch with a pull out bed.. Lmao. With few other items .. But anyways he said he didnt care, I finally said ok. He walks in boxes everywhere and we get to the pull out bed n im on top riding hard n deep but we somehow ended sideways and the bed comes up.. I jump off and he effin rolls into the couch .. Im lmmfao.so hard he starts laughn too.. He cuts one( farts) I start laughn harder, my tears are comn dwn my face n Lol this naked "friend" of mine is askn for help. I finally help him out but it was so funny. After all that and red marks on his thighs, and tooting he wanted to FINISH.. LMAO MISSION COMPLETED.. BUAHAHA.. FRIEND IF UR READING THIS SORRY!

[Secret Encounters]

Oh n with my dear friend L.T we've had some laughs.. Almost Fallen off the bed, head bumpn, moaning so much with mouth open from daty that my throat got dry and im like WATER.. UGHHHH WATER.. LMAO.. I GOT LOTS SHOULD I KEEP GOING..LOL I had sum1 comn up to see me and there was a small fire starting out of my apt. He tells me but im wearing lingere.. so he gets a big pot of waterand puts it out and all I could smell was that ash smell..lol I stored his number as firemarshall bill after his handle..and one more. I was gonna hop on for a ride and spit on my hand for lil lube but I went to put it on my cooka but I still felt dry. I look up and he's wiping his face.. Lmao.. Im really laughn at home by myself.. Lol ..

[SA.Tank]

LMFOA....

When I was just starting out I played with a little Army Girl that asked for lessons on how to please a man. I thought that as a man that I could show her all the tricks.

We had a few rounds and she was getting the hank of it. One day we went for a marathon after about the 3rd round we both passed out. I awoke a bit later and started eating and licking her to arouse her awake. She responded great, humping my face and then as I inserted my finger as far as I could _____________

...... WTF....... I felt something in there.

It was the cover from earlier, we fell asleep without cleaning up and I was to hungry to think about it again. I always check now before and after.


LOL

[Secret Encounters]

Thumbs up tank!

[Khloe Jay]

I am lmao...needed that to get the day going

[levi tab]

Originally Posted by Sweet Lexxxi dd's

Oh n with my dear friend L.T we've had some laughs.. Almost Fallen off the bed, head bumpn, moaning so much with mouth open from daty that my throat got dry and im like WATER.. UGHHHH WATER.. LMAO.. I GOT LOTS SHOULD I KEEP GOING..LOL...

Boy this sounds familiar

[Secret Encounters]

Ahhhemmm it should.. Lmao .. Miss u baby!