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09-09-2011, 07:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 19, 2010
Location: Austin Tx
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Had one provider fall asleep while giving me a blow job...probably not want to see her again... lol
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I think he was also expecting or hoping for provider names.
If we're just talking about what behaviors would cause a no-call back I've had one show up drunk/high and another spent most of my paid session time talking about her personal life problems. Both qualify as Never-Call-Again or NCA'S.
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09-09-2011, 08:25 PM
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Location: Homeless
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LOL, gotta love this sight. More people criticize posting than just following directions. Gotta love it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Directions? Sorry dude I don't need to follow your fucking directions... Gotta love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-09-2011, 08:35 PM
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transgirl provider
User ID: 3227
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: wimberley
Posts: 976
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Originally Posted by Reincarnated
Had one provider fall asleep while giving me a blow job...probably not want to see her again... lol
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hopefully she didn't grind her teeth
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09-09-2011, 08:39 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 2768
Join Date: Dec 18, 2009
Location: SA, TX!
Posts: 7,692
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Originally Posted by Reincarnated
Had one provider fall asleep while giving me a blow job...probably not want to see her again... lol
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lol
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09-09-2011, 10:10 PM
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User ID: 5430
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Austin, Texas
Posts: 2,933
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hopefully she didn't grind her teeth 
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LOL!
I have funny visuals about how he woke her up....
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09-09-2011, 11:22 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 83684
Join Date: May 23, 2011
Location: Austin
Posts: 615
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Originally Posted by Reincarnated
Had one provider fall asleep while giving me a blow job...probably not want to see her again... lol
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WOW, so sad, but funny! A while back i spoke to a guy to see how his apt went with the girl he had just seen... his response was, well she fell asleep on me twice but other than that i had a great time! I believe it was during a massage, not french. He had a great attitude about it, i would be pissed if i was a guy, and well im not a guy and i still was pissed, talk about making me look bad!! Well... I no longer help her, if u dont know that Falling asleep in the MIDDLE of a session is not ok, just off common sense... then i dont think you can be helped!! WOW. SMH
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09-11-2011, 01:15 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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I only have one on the list of no return: Igor the Hunchbacked Provider. She was 3 feet tall, smelled like goats and had a heavier beard than I did. And halfway through the session she started whacking me with a stick and yelling at me in some strange Eastern European language. All that and no bbbj. Never again, I'm telling you.
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Your killing me!
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09-11-2011, 02:04 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 26, 2011
Location: God, please let me go back to Boston soon
Posts: 109
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Originally Posted by CentTex77
She was 3 feet tall, smelled like goats and had a heavier beard than I did. And halfway through the session she started whacking me with a stick and yelling at me in some strange Eastern European language. All that and no bbbj. Never again, I'm telling you.
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Just great.
My top two worst nightmares come to life: 2) finding out my wife is a provider and 1) my wife.
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09-11-2011, 09:43 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 4,804
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1. Bambi
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5. bambi
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09-11-2011, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 28, 2009
Location: austin
Posts: 10,871
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The better question is what 5 providers just put you on the "will not fuck" list
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Well if the provider does her job well and advertises with accurate pictures, she wouldn't be on anyone's will not repeat list.....
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09-11-2011, 01:29 PM
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Just playing the field:)
Join Date: Aug 2, 2011
Location: Austin
Posts: 4,256
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Darn, you guys are either scared straight of the providers or your not saying anything because you can't get any kitty unless you pay for it???? That would explain why most of the reviews are not accurate at all. Interesting!!!!!!!!
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09-11-2011, 01:38 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Oct 30, 2009
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,648
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Well if the provider does her job well and advertises with accurate pictures, she wouldn't be on anyone's will not repeat list.....
sixx
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wha???
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09-11-2011, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 11, 2010
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 110
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The provider I would never want to see again is the one who locked me in her basement without food and water. No, seriously I am locked in a basement without food and water. The address is...
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09-11-2011, 03:58 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Jan 9, 2010
Location: South of Cap City
Posts: 34
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Originally Posted by Passion2015
Darn, you guys are either scared straight of the providers or your not saying anything because you can't get any kitty unless you pay for it???? That would explain why most of the reviews are not accurate at all. Interesting!!!!!!!!
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If your intent is to truly determine providers who’s service… or lack there of has warranted a big fat “NO” on “would you see them again” column then it’s a fairy simple process to find “NO” recommendations for prospective providers you’re thinking of seeing. If your intent instead is to “kick a hornets nest”, grab a bag of popcorn and enjoy the show then I think you’re barking up the wrong tree… You may want to just TiVo the “Jersey Shore or some other stupid shit like that instead.
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09-11-2011, 06:55 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,657
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I guess I've been lucky (or maybe my instincts have gotten better). I haven't had a truly bad experience with a provider in 5 or 6 years. The last one was a generic "college girls" GFE advertised in the Austin Chronicle. Girl took the money to driver and offered dance. I told her to leave with the driver lurking outside. Haven't seen an ad by them in awhile.
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