What is the average sizes

[Lily Blair]

I was talking about someone else, but good for you too

[docjohn717]

It is not uncommon for guys with real weight loss.

[MsKriss4Play]

This reminds me of the age old joke... 'Who you gonna please with that?' and the fella says 'Me!'

So who invented the 'Dildo'?
The woman who needed more or the inadequate man?

[Amanda A'mor]

Originally Posted by uca479

Based on that math then would that not mean "big" is what the average person has (greater than 50% implies a majority)? That would then make "huge" above average and "average" actually would be below average....

OMG now my head hurts (the big one, errr... the one on top of my shoulders). I now don't know if I am average or big?

you r right i have no clue any more i just don't want any thing over 9. 6 and under is great .

[beetle]

Originally Posted by leslee chere love

you r right i have no clue any more i just don't want any thing over 9. 6 and under is great .

Thanks for that clarification, I was going to have to put you on my not to see list as I couldn't measure up. Too much below average..... LOL!!!

[SouthernBorn]

This dude reminds me of a local legend in LR in the mid-1980s generally referred to as "Coke Can Clint." Apparently, the moniker was accurate. Tall and skinny and dressed like a cowboy, but apparently was hung like a mule. He sent one of the girls in our office to the hospital with "friction abrasions."

And, she still continued to see him. Go figure . . . . . .

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by SouthernBorn

... apparently was hung like a mule. He sent one of the girls in our office to the hospital with "friction abrasions."

And, she still continued to see him. Go figure . . . . . .

Probably because she realized that there's just no coming back from that. Lol.

Don't you guys remember that 80's Mellencamp song that said, "Hurts so good?" Was that what they were talking about? He he.

[MrGiz]

"No Cummin Back From Coke Can Clint".... a little music , a few more lyrics... you might "onto" sumpthin!! *

[figure_artist]

MrGiz, Dinah Washington already penned and sung a great song in that very vein. Please pardon the pun. The way she sings it I can't help from smiling ear to ear. I apologize if this is too off topic.

Dinah Washington Long John Blues 1948

http://youtu.be/DBOwgkMmlUc

I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Yes, I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Long John they call him, and he answers every call

Well, I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
Yes, I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'

He said, "When I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain"

He took out his trusted drill and he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me but he'd fill that hole inside
Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch

You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much
When he got through, he said "Baby, that will cost you ten"
Yes when he got through, he said "Baby, that will cost you ten
Six months from now, come back and see me again"

Say you're supposed to see your dentist 'bout twice a year, that's right
But I think I feel it throbbin', yes, I'll go back there tonight
Long John, Long John, don't ever move away
Say, I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day

[Ginger Doll]

Excellent. You know, now that I think about it... I probably need to make a dental appointment. It's been way too long.

[Ginger Doll]

Slightly off topic, I know...but will one of you, Huck or Random--PLEASE correct the title of this thread to, "What are the average sizes?" It's driving me nuts!

I mean, someone might see that and think they accidentally clicked Eccie Alabama!

[MrGiz]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Excellent. . . . It's been way too long.

Say Ahhhhhhh.... so we have cum full circle.... How Long?

[Shayla]

LOTS of lube.

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by MrGiz

Ahhhhhhh.... so we have cum full circle.... How Long?

Well, darlin'...I don't want to specify exactly. I will tell you, that is the only song that's ever gotten me excited about going to the dentist! Empty cavities are no fun at all. Lol

Who's bright idea was it to play 'doctor?' Playing 'dentist' sounds way more fun.

[Jewels-Arkansas]

Timing is everything. Go with the flow..... (got to have a flow) Take your sweet sweet time....... And like the ladies sugessted above, gentelness and lube.