Should be good for a few punchlines: Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Accused Of Selling Sex

[NormalBob]

Rockaway Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Accused Of Selling Sex During Late Night Shifts

August 2, 2011 2:58 PM



Dunkin’ Donuts – Rockaway, NJ – Aug 2, 2011 (credit: Levon Putney / WCBS 880)


Reporting Levon Putney





ROCKAWAY, NJ (WCBS 880) - Ordering “extra sugar” at the Dunkin’ Donuts along Route 46 in Rockaway Township apparently got you more than just a sweet cup of coffee.

WCBS 880′s Levon Putney In New Jersey

Police say 29-year-old Melissa Redmond, of nearby Mine Hill, was arrested for selling sex while working late night shifts at the store after soliciting sex from a undercover officer.


Police Det. Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars in the parking lot and spend 15 to 20 minutes in the vehicles.

“Whatever sexual act you want, there was a price for it,” says Schwarzmann.


Local residents were relieved the operation was put to an end.
“It’s good they caught her. I mean, that’s horrible. You doing things like this and then you’re going inside serving the people,” says regular customer Al, one of many in stopping by in disbelief.

[NormalBob]

Yummy, I loved the cream filled ones.

[Jon Colden]

People went there to buy some donuts, but all they got was the hole.

[Jon Colden]

"Top THAT, Starbucks!!"

(per David Letterman, 8/2/11, @ 11:45 pm)

[Aguy]

What's wrong with a sheep herders breakfast. A cup of coffee and a piece of ewe to go.

[duke1956]

If this had happened at Mcdonalds, a customer could have ordered a Happy Meal with a Happy Ending to go

[oklib]

All she wanted is for you to poke
the hole,and fill it with CREAM
All it was DUNKIN HER DOUGHNUT HOLE
If it was Burger King she was looking
for a WHOPPER
LOL
Mr. Bill

[offshoredrilling]

hay is was a jack in a box

[Hardpiped03]

Must be she didn't know what Backpage was.

[offshoredrilling]

it was Doughnut delight

[Jon Colden]

It was an honest mistake.
Instead of going to "Dunkin' Donuts," guys were Dunkin' their Nuts for Dough.
It happens; she is probably partially dyslexic.

But why can't I find a photo of her ANYwhere?
And why did it take the police SIX WEEKS to complete the investigation. Christ, those guys LIVE there! I think they were taking close-up photos of her in the act, like from the seat in the car next to her.

[NormalBob]

I guess they'll have to take the sign down now.