Considering starting a new top 10 challenge

[budman33]

But before I do, a 300 lb man with a 4 inch dick should be able to post his experiences right? I dont shave so its a bit hard to find but thats all part of the game.. like finding waldo...

to community:
I really think I can do this with community support.

to providers:
Do you have what it takes to climb this belly and find my junk?

[Vyt]

If you're going to make a challenge about me, get it right!!!

It's FIVE inches.

[budman33]

Originally Posted by Vyt

If you're going to make a challenge about me, get it right!!!

It's FIVE inches.

You measuring from the top or the bottom? I don't judge. We just need Rand in here. He says he's 2 inches but tuna can wide.

[Munchmasterman]

Originally Posted by budman33

But before I do, a 300 lb man with a 4 inch dick should be able to post his experiences right? I dont shave so its a bit hard to find but thats all part of the game.. like finding waldo...

to community:
I really think I can do this with community support.

to providers:
Do you have what it takes to climb this belly and find my junk?

Use a sharpie to draw arrows leading the way or if you can deal with a piercing, have a small bell attached.

[Sexy Roxanne]

You guys are to damn funny!

[VictoriaLyn]

If I cant find it can I ride the belly????

[budman33]

sure, just careful jumping. I'm not a trampoline, I'm a bounce house. And for the love of god, please stop rolling me towards the pool.. your not greenpeace!

[Andrea Darling]

Originally Posted by budman33

sure, just careful jumping. I'm not a trampoline, I'm a bounce house. And for the love of god, please stop rolling me towards the pool.. your not greenpeace!

LMAO @ "greenpeace"!!!

[Grecco]

According to South Park, you can calculate the exact length of your penis, or T.M.I., with the following formula:
"Length of the penis from the base of the shaft times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the shaft, or yaw, squared." - Randy Marsh

However according to the U.S. Surgeon General the correct equation for T.M.I. is
"Length of the penis from the base times girth over angle of the shaft, or yaw, divided by mass over width."

you decide... :P

[VictoriaLyn]

Originally Posted by budman33

sure, just careful jumping. I'm not a trampoline, I'm a bounce house. And for the love of god, please stop rolling me towards the pool.. your not greenpeace!

Ill be gentle really I promise...:trampoli ne:

[jollygaroger]

I once read that for every 50 lbs a man looses he gains 1". How's that for incentive to lose weight?

[VictoriaLyn]

Originally Posted by jollygaroger

I once read that for every 50 lbs a man looses he gains 1". How's that for incentive to lose weight?

Its true I have witnessed the progress in someone...now on the other if its a woman she boobs shrink and inch..not fair

[oralick]

There used to be a Lady from Blanco that advertised on BP. She stated her height at 4'5'' and weight at 85 lbs. Now I am trying to visualize all the possibilities mentally if the two of you got together. Would it be 1) Exciting 2) Funny or 3) a trip to the Hospital? Or completely irrellevant, Budman.

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by jollygaroger

I once read that for every 50 lbs a man looses he gains 1". How's that for incentive to lose weight?

hmm. im 200 lbs. if i get back to my original weight (6lbs. 8 oz.) ill be a baby with a 4 1/2" dick!!

[NipLover]

I have recently lost about 65 lbs. I don't know if it has grown, but I can see it being sucked now!