A  real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let  him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after  a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do;  
  to live without fear and forget  regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions, 
  and give in to his most intimate  desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most  
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most  confident, 
sexy, seductive and invincible...
          I'm thinking of tequilia. It's tequilia  that does all that shit.