To My Stalker

[dearhunter]

I know you......you

[junglemonkey]

What the hell just happened on Mandys thread?

[allofamber]

Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

So let me get this straight (Hard to concentrate....AMBER!)...... but was Amber offering to get rid of Ratina?

Wait! Forgot..... she keeps him in the cellar in the gimp outfit......

Carry on.....


JaD

I do not have RATINA...she was left in the dungeon tied up after I
rat-napped her...I am offering to get rid of my stalker!!! Here are his stats..

25-30 years old
6'1, black hair, dark eyes, caucasian
drives a black BMW, or a silver new camaro
Not sure were he is employed (but my PI is getting me that info),always hangs out in the midtown clubs, and downtown clubs.
Is a 5 stage clinger in the clubs, and has told people that they shouldn't talk to me cause he's my husband...so he's a cock blocker too. I've tried to be nice, but that hasn't worked so now I'm just my mean nasty self every time he comes around. He learned the hard way that I do carry a gun, tazer, and mase (which is probably the reason he no longer follows me into the stores LOL) He harassed me and my guests (that came out of town) for the Summer-fest so bad that we had to resort to calling the police but the douchebag ran off like a little bitch before the cops got there. I'm in the process of filling a restraining order and getting this idiot FAR away from me....

So..now that everyone knows..WHO WANTS HIM? YOU CAN HAVE HIM!!!

Originally Posted by dearhunter

For the record.....I will NOT follow you into the Home Depot.

LMAO...stop lying you know your ass would follow me in with your trench coat on...make moaning noises behind me, and then run past me and do a run-by-nutting on the back of my leg....

Originally Posted by incognito isis

Women love attention. When a lady has a stalker, it's somewhat flattering I admit.

Sure we do.... if they look like George Clooney...I've had numerous stalkers over the years, why couldn't ANY of them be GREAT looking? I probably would have given them a heads up of where I would be if they were do-able...

The funniest thing a stalker tried to do to "scare" me (btw I dont scare easily) was to send me pictures of myself when I was in Austin with friends on the lake. He did it to make me "aware" that he's everywhere and I cant get away from him even in another city.....my response....I used 2 of the pictures he sent in my advertising on EROS....the pictures were good...I was in my bikini by the lake...hell yea I was going to use them...LMAO..thanks for the FREE photo shoot loser!! That pissed him off..hahahaha!!!

One thing I've learned about stalkers is to get them pissed, because once they get pissed they get sloppy, slip up, and that's when you can turn the tables..which is exactly what I did to him....he no longer bothers me.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by allofamber

LMAO...stop lying you know your ass would follow me in with your trench coat on...make moaning noises behind me, and then run past me and do a run-by-nutting on the back of my leg.....

I refuse to hang my head in shame.......and don't laugh at my trench coat.....I'm just saying.

[sofiaofhouston]

Amber is your stalker Mojojo?

[allofamber]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

I refuse to hang my head in shame.......and don't laugh at my trench coat.....I'm just saying.

No need to hang your head in shame....hey I'll even throw you a bone...I'll be at.... (pm me for location dont need any new stalkers)....tomorrow morning around 7am...if you want you can sneak up behind me.... whisper in my ear.... "your mine bitch"....and bust a nut on my big latina ass...and then run away laughing & yelling "DEARHUNTER RULES.... HEARHUNTER RULES"!!! but you have to wear the trench coat..it just adds to the creeper stalker vibe...

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Amber is your stalker Mojojo?

LMAO..girl you trying to get me in-trouble....

No he is not my stalker...as i said earlier I have never had an appointment with my stalker (even though I do know he's in the hobby) and as all of you can see my one and only review on eccie's is from mojo...so it cant be him...

[essence]

Originally Posted by junglemonkey

What the hell just happened on Mandys thread?

Something strange happened early morning which was quickly reverted, JAD is looking into it.

[sofiaofhouston]

Thanks, we care so much.