Fellas whatcha think and providers why?

[Unforgivable]

Be a YMMV provider. And fellas how do you fell about it?

Me, personally If I know a provider is a YMMV I avoid, I dont like not knowing what im getting into. I mean if I read review about her and I like the action, but since she is a YMMV I don't know what to expect. So fellas whats your perpective on a YMMV provider.

[London Rayne]

Honey every provider is YMMV to a point. I won't lick a guy's azz who looks like a damn tree fell on it, nor will I go near balls that smell like pee pee dots lol.

You won't catch me doing FS with anyone above 6 inches and I won't do anal with anyone more than say 4.5, so there ya go. Providers have reasons for being ymmv and I doubt that's going to change any time soon.

I can promise every guy I am with gets a bbbj and cim, but that's about ALL I will guarantee. If you have had breath, I am not kissing you, and if you can't daty without biting me, forget about it!

I will be on time, treat everyone with respect, provide an upscale incall so those things are just common sense, but the rest is a crap shoot pending a guy's cleanliness and tact.

[WyldemanATX]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

Honey every provider is YMMV to a point. I won't lick a guy's azz who looks like a damn tree fell on it, nor will I go near balls that smell like pee pee dots lol.

That is nasty! Why would you go see anyone without showering first??? I am showered and sprayed down with Hugo Boss before every session...

You won't catch me doing FS with anyone above 6 inches and I won't do anal with anyone more than say 4.5, so there ya go. Providers have reasons for being ymmv and I doubt that's going to change any time soon.

Again I am proud of my size! Call me....

I can promise every guy I am with gets a bbbj and cim, but that's about ALL I will guarantee. If you have had breath, I am not kissing you, and if you can't daty without biting me, forget about it!

Scope and brushing of the teeth check! Who the fuck bites when DATY I had a civie girl tell me she had a guy bite her there. Watch porn when the guy is eating pussy. I guess to be good it has to be in the Genes I told my dad how I do it and he says I know son I have been doing that before you were born. LOL

I will be on time, treat everyone with respect, provide an upscale incall so those things are just common sense, but the rest is a crap shoot pending a guy's cleanliness and tact.

Sounds to me like you have good business practices....

[Elephant]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

I can promise every guy I am with gets a bbbj and cim, but that's about ALL

So you promise to take a protein load from any stranger off the street....

You hoes be scandalous!!... Hehehe

[derek303]

I think the poster was taking for granted that they are clean when they get there or as I do jump in the shower to prove it. Even if they already showered 2 hours ago. Also take for granted we don't come and act like an asshole. Most providers are consistant as you read their reviews. The few that aren't are the YMMV. Of course I would think if I looked like Brad Pitt the girls would be more enthusiastic. But just don't be grumpy and bitchy. Your there to make us feel good.

[Paven]

Home girl has enough regard for herself that she doesn't see every Toms Dick is Harry off the street, lol.

Originally Posted by Elephant

So you promise to take a protein load from any stranger off the street....

You hoes be scandalous!!... Hehehe

[Reya Sunshine]

After they are screened to her satisfaction and I think that includes full legal name and maybe employment verification.

P.S- Don't call my future wife a "ho" again or you'll need to check your pms.


You hoes be scandalous!!... Hehehe[/QUOTE]

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by Elephant

So you promise to take a protein load from any stranger off the street....

You hoes be scandalous!!... Hehehe

You got me! That's "almost" about right, but not quite.

[Thudog]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

You won't catch me doing FS with anyone above 6 inches .

isnt that average???

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by Thudog

isnt that average???

Yea in the land of every man's fantasy that's average lol. Most guys who "think" they are six are really about 4.5...just sayin. I can't do above average and even 6 bottoms out. Please don't make me explain it lol. Just read the TER reviews especially. They are quite mean about how tight I am...only in this business I tell ya.

[knotty man]

damn! she wont do anal with anyone more than 4.5". missed it by 3".
wait, she said MORE than 4.5"........nevermind, I"m GOOD TO GO!!

[Ben There]

I've never been disappointed with a provider that others may consider YMMV. I'm of the belief that every session will be YMMV to some extent, even with repeat providers, so I do my best to ensure that My Mileage will be great.

[PornPet69]

I'm a YMMV client, nothing bigger than 3" or no FS for you. Also no kissing because I don't want you falling in love with me. I also have to watch you take a shower, brush your teeth for 3 mins, shave your whole body, recently taken a tetanus shot, have a valid proof of ID, a chronological resume printed and ready to submit, must have real feet, mouth, and hands. Then maybe we can exchange e-mails.

[rrrabbit]

Originally Posted by PornPet69

I'm a YMMV client, nothing bigger than 3" or no FS for you. Also no kissing because I don't want you falling in love with me. I also have to watch you take a shower, brush your teeth for 3 mins, shave your whole body, recently taken a tetanus shot, have a valid proof of ID, a chronological resume printed and ready to submit, must have real feet, mouth, and hands. Then maybe we can exchange e-mails.

LOVE IT. ROTFLMAO.

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by PornPet69

I'm a YMMV client, nothing bigger than 3" or no FS for you. Also no kissing because I don't want you falling in love with me. I also have to watch you take a shower, brush your teeth for 3 mins, shave your whole body, recently taken a tetanus shot, have a valid proof of ID, a chronological resume printed and ready to submit, must have real feet, mouth, and hands. Then maybe we can exchange e-mails.

That's some funny sh3t there boy!