Best Outcome for Ukraine

[1blackman1]

People are saying, and I agree with them, that the US should make Ukraine a territory and protectorate of the US.

Here the people saying that out, fuck Canada being a state, Ukraine as a protectorate like Pueto Rico would be ideal. Firstly, we get millions of new citizens. Like 30 million of them. And they are white so even better. Secondly, they have a shit load of single women and widows who are prime candidates for sex work here in the US or we can allow prostitution there and it’ll be a great travel destination for hobbyists. A rather large number of Eastern Europe women including a lot of Ukrainians are damned hot (I have been lucky enough to fuck a few and even had a relationship with one where we fucked 2-3 days a week for years - oh I miss working in DC).

Trump and the anti-replacement republicans and Trumpys (not racists just folks that want a white america) get the biggest win with a huge influx of whites and the ability to procreate back to being a significant majority white population for the US. We can allow as many Ukrainians to move to the US as will do so since they will be citizens and not immigrants. We can reserve the immigrant status for all the folks we’re keeping out which are of “darker” skin tone.

The religious right gets a win because these folks are almost all Christian, though mainly catholic. But I’m sure many will convert to Baptist or Episcopal or whatever the religious right prefers. These new citizens will boost the Christian church rather than possibly increasing the number of Islam believers. Again, a real win going forward.

The likes of Tiny and the peaceniks get a win because there’s zero chance of any war since it’s US soil and Russia, no matter the leader, wouldn’t in a million years poke the beast.

The financial sector gets a huge boost. Russia gets all the land they destroyed in the deal. That wasteland that’s been the situs of the majority of fighting Russia can sink its anemic economy rebuilding while the US quickly moves I. With Exxon and Chevron to take over the gas industry and go digging up precious elements for batteries and such. We get a cheaper labor force (they aren’t subject to our minimum wage laws) and we can take over their defense industry. Immediate economic foothold in Europe for American companies. And the rebuild that’s required, we American workers can go over and take over a lot of those jobs (along with single men going and getting some of that hot Ukrainian ass with some even becoming wives). It’ll look like when men brought all the wives back from Vietnam except they’ll be . . . White.

Nothing but upsides. Shit I’d nominate Trump for a nobel prize and vote for his third term if he went this route. If, as people are saying, this was something he pursued, I’d go all in for the plan.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by 1blackman1;10638683[COLOR="Red"

80]People are saying, and I agree with them, that the US should make Ukraine a territory and protectorate of the US. [/COLOR]

Here the people saying that out, fuck Canada being a state, Ukraine as a protectorate like Pueto Rico would be ideal. Firstly, we get millions of new citizens. Like 30 million of them. And they are white so even better. Secondly, they have a shit load of single women and widows who are prime candidates for sex work here in the US or we can allow prostitution there and it’ll be a great travel destination for hobbyists. A rather large number of Eastern Europe women including a lot of Ukrainians are damned hot (I have been lucky enough to fuck a few and even had a relationship with one where we fucked 2-3 days a week for years - oh I miss working in DC).

Trump and the anti-replacement republicans and Trumpys (not racists just folks that want a white america) get the biggest win with a huge influx of whites and the ability to procreate back to being a significant majority white population for the US. We can allow as many Ukrainians to move to the US as will do so since they will be citizens and not immigrants. We can reserve the immigrant status for all the folks we’re keeping out which are of “darker” skin tone.

The religious right gets a win because these folks are almost all Christian, though mainly catholic. But I’m sure many will convert to Baptist or Episcopal or whatever the religious right prefers. These new citizens will boost the Christian church rather than possibly increasing the number of Islam believers. Again, a real win going forward.

The likes of Tiny and the peaceniks get a win because there’s zero chance of any war since it’s US soil and Russia, no matter the leader, wouldn’t in a million years poke the beast.

The financial sector gets a huge boost. Russia gets all the land they destroyed in the deal. That wasteland that’s been the situs of the majority of fighting Russia can sink its anemic economy rebuilding while the US quickly moves I. With Exxon and Chevron to take over the gas industry and go digging up precious elements for batteries and such. We get a cheaper labor force (they aren’t subject to our minimum wage laws) and we can take over their defense industry. Immediate economic foothold in Europe for American companies. And the rebuild that’s required, we American workers can go over and take over a lot of those jobs (along with single men going and getting some of that hot Ukrainian ass with some even becoming wives). It’ll look like when men brought all the wives back from Vietnam except they’ll be . . . White.

Nothing but upsides. Shit I’d nominate Trump for a nobel prize and vote for his third term if he went this route. If, as people are saying, this was something he pursued, I’d go all in for the plan.

No, that's a dumb idea. Ukraine is one of the most corrupt countries in Europe. America doesn't need the negativity.

[1blackman1]

People are saying.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by 1blackman1

People are saying.

Those saying are stupid.

[Budman]

I haven't heard this before your post. What people are saying this? How would Ukraine be governed? What rights would they be given based on our rights here in the US? You list the supposed benefits but what would you say are the negatives? Not enough info at this point to make an informed decision.

[Mplay]

I don’t give a fuck about Ukraine and I certainly don’t want my taxes used for them. Sell Europe all the weapons and ammo they want to buy.

[farmstud60]

Originally Posted by Budman

I haven't heard this before your post. What people are saying this? How would Ukraine be governed? What rights would they be given based on our rights here in the US? You list the supposed benefits but what would you say are the negatives? Not enough info at this point to make an informed decision.

Sounds like how to get Putin to use his nuclear weapons.


There is nothing good that would come of that.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by 1blackman1

People are saying, and I agree with them, that the US should make Ukraine a territory and protectorate of the US.

Here the people saying that out, fuck Canada being a state, Ukraine as a protectorate like Pueto Rico would be ideal. Firstly, we get millions of new citizens. Like 30 million of them. And they are white so even better. Secondly, they have a shit load of single women and widows who are prime candidates for sex work here in the US or we can allow prostitution there and it’ll be a great travel destination for hobbyists. A rather large number of Eastern Europe women including a lot of Ukrainians are damned hot (I have been lucky enough to fuck a few and even had a relationship with one where we fucked 2-3 days a week for years - oh I miss working in DC).

Trump and the anti-replacement republicans and Trumpys (not racists just folks that want a white america) get the biggest win with a huge influx of whites and the ability to procreate back to being a significant majority white population for the US. We can allow as many Ukrainians to move to the US as will do so since they will be citizens and not immigrants. We can reserve the immigrant status for all the folks we’re keeping out which are of “darker” skin tone.

The religious right gets a win because these folks are almost all Christian, though mainly catholic. But I’m sure many will convert to Baptist or Episcopal or whatever the religious right prefers. These new citizens will boost the Christian church rather than possibly increasing the number of Islam believers. Again, a real win going forward.

The likes of Tiny and the peaceniks get a win because there’s zero chance of any war since it’s US soil and Russia, no matter the leader, wouldn’t in a million years poke the beast.

The financial sector gets a huge boost. Russia gets all the land they destroyed in the deal. That wasteland that’s been the situs of the majority of fighting Russia can sink its anemic economy rebuilding while the US quickly moves I. With Exxon and Chevron to take over the gas industry and go digging up precious elements for batteries and such. We get a cheaper labor force (they aren’t subject to our minimum wage laws) and we can take over their defense industry. Immediate economic foothold in Europe for American companies. And the rebuild that’s required, we American workers can go over and take over a lot of those jobs (along with single men going and getting some of that hot Ukrainian ass with some even becoming wives). It’ll look like when men brought all the wives back from Vietnam except they’ll be . . . White.

Nothing but upsides. Shit I’d nominate Trump for a nobel prize and vote for his third term if he went this route. If, as people are saying, this was something he pursued, I’d go all in for the plan.

Hot damn! This is a great idea Blackman! I proposed a similar idea over 30 years ago -- move the entire Jewish population from Israel to America. We would have have saved a butt load in foreign aid if we'd done that. And gotten a lot of productive new taxpaying citizens, including some world class doctors and scientists. Then the Palestinians could have Palestine -- problem solved!

I like your idea even better though. A majority of Jewish immigrants vote for Democrats. But Eastern Orthodox Christians, like most Ukrainians, are twice as likely to vote Republican!

https://prri.org/research/census-202...ican-religion/

That's even better than the Cubans and the Vietnamese!

Your idea of making Ukraine a U.S. territory won't fly though. If the Soviet Union had transported all the Cubans or all the Mexicans to the USSR back during the cold war, the U.S. would have just moved in and claimed the territory for itself. That's the way big powers work. And who wants Ukraine without the Ukrainians anyway? As you say, we'll have all their hot nubile womanfolk anyway, in our own backyards, to do with as we please!

I have one suggested change in your plan though. If the USA and Europe can keep this war going for another couple of years, all the Ukrainian men under the age of 60 will be dead! That's the maximum age of conscription there, 60. Then we'll just bring women over. More poontang for you and me!

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/03/nx-s1...men-in-the-war

[Jacky S]

You guys do realize that the average Ukrainian is pretty close to being what every body accuses MAGA of being.

[Lucas McCain]

I think the OP is just having a little fun considering the tone in this forum re: Ukraine these last few days. Tiny seems to be the only one who caught that.

[Precious_b]

Best outcome? The populace rise up against Putin for all his actions that are designed to keep him in power: jail sentences for wrong history on internet browser, holding signs mentioning a peace for Ukraine, disappearances of dissidents, killing of such, etc.

If lucky, they send him to the Hague. Worse, have a Mussolini send off.

[Jacky S]

Originally Posted by Precious_b

Best outcome? The populace rise up against Putin for all his actions that are designed to keep him in power: jail sentences for wrong history on internet browser, holding signs mentioning a peace for Ukraine, disappearances of dissidents, killing of such, etc.

If lucky, they send him to the Hague. Worse, have a Mussolini send off.

A 9mm election would be much quicker with a more positive outcome.

[ICU 812]

I ageww with Lucas this . . .the OP is not serious.


Anyway: Making Ukraine a US territory is even less probable than annexing any part of Caneda , even though there re Provences in the Canadian West that sort of want to.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by ICU 812

I ageww with Lucas this . . .the OP is not serious.


Anyway: Making Ukraine a US territory is even less probable than annexing any part of Caneda , even though there re Provences in the Canadian West that sort of want to.

So, what would be the point of posting something you can't stand behind? Just to see if the truth gets shoved back up your ass, lol. That's dumb too.

[69in2it69]

Originally Posted by Levianon17

So, what would be the point of posting something you can't stand behind? Just to see if the truth gets shoved back up your ass, lol. That's dumb too.

You can't be serious considering some of the idiotic shit that gets posted by MAGAts on this forum.