Halitosis

[Yasuke_]

This is a bit of a rant. It seems that every time I go to a strip club (AND I MEAN EVERY FICKING TIME) I encounter several dancers whose day jobs seem to be as turd salespersons who keep samples in their mouths. Not swamp donkeys either. Its smokin hot ass dancers whose breath smells like they just rimmed an elephant. It’s jarring to say the least. Had to hold my breath or avert my face while getting a dance in one instance and in another case just cut it short cause the stench was overpowering. I cannot be the only guy whose experienced this. At first it seemed like it was Cuban ladies (coffee?) but a local latina (total smokeshow) and a white dancer at BDD blasted me with dragon breath as well. Its always happend occasionally over many years of tittybar visits but lately its seems like one out of three are spewing toxis gases. Gonna bring extra gum with me from now on. Rant over. Had to get that out of my head.

[shauk1960]

Maybe they sucked too many Jr that day, just let it go! Enjoy your own time

[rcusa]

As Anthony Michael Hall said in Sixteen Candles as The Geek: "Fresh breath is a priority in my life."

[phmzee]

Guess I been lucky never had that issue! That would be a hardon killer!

[Big b.o.b.1]

They probably do that on purpose so the guys don’t try to kiss them

[CG2014]

I had a hot dancer come up to me once at The Men's Club of Dallas ask me if I want company.

She was HOT HOT HOT!

But her breath was very stinky.

So I told her sure, let me run to the boys room first.

I went to the restroom and came back with one of those tiny plastic cup filled with Listerine, from the restroom attendant.

I even very politely ask her if she could use it.

She wouldn't touch it.

Therefore she also didn't get to touch my money.

My regular bartender ask me why I run her off, told me isn't she your type (tall, blonde, long legs, big breasts).

I told her yes but she has very stinky breath and she wouldn't use the Listerine I got for her from the men's room.

For the rest of the night I was there, I saw that same dancer walking around doing nothing between her stage rotation.

Now if her breath was bad and she wouldn't do anything about it, imagine what her pussy and ass crack might smell like.


Furthermore her attitude would be piss poor since she won't take a bit of constructive criticism about her breath.

[TomCollins]

A lot of people that drink a lot of coffee and smoke cigarettes are unaware of the impact those have on their breath.
I bet a lot of guys on here are included in that!

[nfhs04]

I think its because a lot of them vape or smoke, which makes their breath stink. 70% walk around vaping in the club

[Yasuke_]

Originally Posted by CG2014

I had a hot dancer come up to me once at The Men's Club of Dallas ask me if I want company.

She was HOT HOT HOT!

But her breath was very stinky.

So I told her sure, let me run to the boys room first.

I went to the restroom and came back with one of those tiny plastic cup filled with Listerine, from the restroom attendant.

I even very politely ask her if she could use it.

She wouldn't touch it.

Therefore she also didn't get to touch my money.

My regular bartender ask me why I run her off, told me isn't she your type (tall, blonde, long legs, big breasts).

I told her yes but she has very stinky breath and she wouldn't use the Listerine I got for her from the men's room.

For the rest of the night I was there, I saw that same dancer walking around doing nothing between her stage rotation.

Now if her breath was bad and she wouldn't do anything about it, imagine what her pussy and ass crack might smell like.


Furthermore her attitude would be piss poor since she won't take a bit of constructive criticism about her breath.

Yeah, the rest of her hygiene is probably nonexistent as well. Packing extra gum for future visits.

[Yasuke_]

Originally Posted by TomCollins

A lot of people that drink a lot of coffee and smoke cigarettes are unaware of the impact those have on their breath.
I bet a lot of guys on here are included in that!

Had a coworker who regularly had dragon breath from coffee consumption. On the other hand he didn’t work in a job that required him to be in body to body contact with others. Dancers have mentioned that more than a few customers show up reeking of unwashed feet and ass and how refreshing it is to dance for guys who regularly wash.

[MrMarriott]

Back in the Onyx days there was a near-cougar aged chick with a bad 20-something year old body that had a case of this. I have to think alcohol consumption plays a huge part. Night after night of free drinks of their choice has to take its toll eventually.

[mrsack]

I had a female friend who had a halitosis. Gawd! I remember driving her home and I was asking myself what is that smell?!! I finally checked my shoes and then asked her if she stepped in dog shit....she replied with a no. Moments later I came to the conclusion it was her breath because I only smelled it when she would turn towards me and speak.