well! many of  TWK's picks are a dogshit taco this week .. because no one knows when it's ..
UPSET SATURDAY!!!!
there's always at 
least one every season 
Fri, 10/4, 8:00 PM CDT
 
 Syracuse
 Orange
 
 3-1
 
 (25) UNLV
 Rebels
 
 4-0
Odds: UNLV-6.5
O/U58.5
TV: FS1
WINNER: Syraclosers
today they are winners by upsetting UNLV
Final OT
 
 Syracuse
 Orange
 
 44
 
 (25) UNLV
 Rebels
 
 41
this was a good very close game but UNLV did go down in the end. 
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Fri, 10/4, 8:00 PM CDT
 
 Michigan State
 Spartans
 
 3-2
 
 (6) Oregon
 Ducks
 
 4-0
Odds: ORE-23.5
O/U52.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: NIKE Rubber Duckies
don't choke and drown in the bathtub rubber dickies bababaaa
Final
 
 Michigan State
 Spartans
 
 10
 
 (6) Oregon
 Ducks
 
 31
Rubber Ducks float away from Sparty as expected. Duckies easily survive Upset Saturday 
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 UCLA
 Bruins
 
 1-3
 
 (7) Penn State
 Nittany Lions
 
 4-0
Odds: PSU-27.5
O/U46.5
TV: FOX
WINNER: JoePa Lions 
if Franklin blows this game in Happy Valley the ghost of JoePa will haunt him BAHHAA
Final
 
 UCLA
 Bruins
 
 11
 
 (7) Penn State
 Nittany Lions
 
 27
about right. the Lions seem to start slow on offense. they might want to fix that ASAP
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 (9) Missouri
 Tigers
 
 4-0
 
 (25) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 4-1
Odds: TAMU-2.5
O/U48.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: Mizzu
if Mizzu is a real player they kick the faggys in the nuts in their house BAHHAAA
Final
 
 (9) Missouri
 Tigers
 
 10
 
 (25) Texas A&M
 Aggies
 
 41
equal parts Upset Saturday and A&M is "little brother" to my Longhorns 
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Sat, 10/5, 11:00 AM CDT
 
 SMU
 Mustangs
 
 4-1
 
 (22) Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 3-1
Odds: LOU-6.5
O/U56.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Cards
betting that my Cards bounce back and win in their house GO CARDS!!
Final
 
 SMU
 Mustangs
 
 34
 
 (22) Louisville
 Cardinals
 
 27
BAH! bad call on a "non-fumble" gave SMU their chance to win at the end of the game
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Sat, 10/5, Time: TBD
 
 (15) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 3-1
 
 Florida State
 Seminoles
 
 1-4
Odds: CLEM-14.5
O/U47.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Dabo Tigers
what a game this might have been. now it should be a easy W for Clemson
Final
 
 (15) Clemson
 Tigers
 
 29
 
 Florida State
 Seminoles
 
 13
wasn't as close as the score indicates. Clemson dominated the game 
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Sat, 10/5, Time: TBD
 
 (4) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 4-0
 
 Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 3-2
Odds: TENN-13.5
O/U58.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: The Other UT
if the Vols are players for the SEC title .. they DO NOT let the piggies win
Final
 
 (4) Tennessee
 Volunteers
 
 14
 
 Arkansas
 Razorbacks
 
 19
another victim of upset Saturday. and i also hate the piggies the other UT blew it
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (23) Indiana
 Hoosiers
 
 5-0
 
 Northwestern
 Wildcats
 
 2-2
Odds: IND-13.5
O/U41.5
TV: BTN
WINNER: Indiana 
Cignetti has IU 5-0 since 1957. the last time they won the BIG10 and played in the RoseBowl
Final
 
 (23) Indiana
 Hoosiers
 
 41
 
 Northwestern
 Wildcats
 
 24
if IU finishes strong Curt Cignetti will be National Coach of the Year. 
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 Iowa
 Hawkeyes
 
 3-1
 
 (3) Ohio State
 Buckeyes
 
 4-0
Odds: OSU-19.5
O/U45.5
TV: CBS
WINNER: Brutus BuckTard
i HATE Iowa and Ferentz. kick his ass Brutus Bucktard!! baahhaha
Final
 
 Iowa
 Hawkeyes
 
 7
 
 (3) Ohio State
 Buckeyes
 
 35
the BuckTards didn't get the "Upset Saturday" memo and crush the bum at Iowa BAHAA
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 2-3
 
 (5) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 3-1
Odds: UGA-24.5
O/U52.5
TV: ABC
WINNER: UGA
after the Bama loss UGA needs to .. JUST WIN THIS GAME!!!
Final
 
 Auburn
 Tigers
 
 13
 
 (5) Georgia
 Bulldogs
 
 31
yep! UGA wins easy. even better still on "Upset Saturday" well done UGA
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Sat, 10/5, 2:30 PM CDT
 
 (12) Ole Miss
 Rebels
 
 4-1
 
 South Carolina
 Gamecocks
 
 3-1
Odds: MISS-9.5
O/U53.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Lame KiffyTard
betting Lame Kiffy doesn't get upset two weeks in a row. or he does. BAHHA
Final
 
 (12) Ole Miss
 Rebels
 
 27
 
 South Carolina
 Gamecocks
 
 3
Lame Kiffy rolls over the cocks to keep in the game .. the SEC/CFP title game. 
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Sat, 10/5, 3:15 PM CDT
 
 (1) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 4-0
 
 Vanderbilt
 Commodores
 
 2-2
Odds: ALA-23.5
O/U55.5
TV: SECN
WINNER: DeBoer Tide
NO WAY BAMA LOSES THIS GAME Lock of the day. book it Danno!! 
Final
 
 (1) Alabama
 Crimson Tide
 
 35
 
 Vanderbilt
 Commodores
 
 40
did i say LOCK?? a LOCK to get upset! the BIG ONE of Upset Saturday #1 goes down!!
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Sat, 10/5, 6:00 PM CDT
 
 Utah State
 Aggies
 
 1-3
 
 (21) Boise State
 Broncos
 
 3-1
Odds: BSU-26.5
O/U66.5
TV: FS2
WINNER: Boise Smurfs
roll smurfies roll! BAHAAAA
Final
 
 Utah State
 Aggies
 
 30
 
 (21) Boise State
 Broncos
 
 62
Surmfies offense looks like .. Surmfies of their glory days. beware the Broncos!!  
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 Baylor
 Bears
 
 2-3
 
 (16) Iowa State
 Cyclones
 
 4-0
Odds: ISU-11.5
O/U45
TV: FOX
WINNER: Iowa State
FYI not a good time to get eaten by the lowly Bears. told U. don't fuck up Cyclones
Final
 
 Baylor
 Bears
 
 21
 
 (16) Iowa State
 Cyclones
 
 43
Baylor sucks welcome to the hot seat Dave Aranda. Iowa State looks good so far. 
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (11) USC
 Trojans
 
 3-1
 
 Minnesota
 Golden Gophers
 
 2-3
Odds: USC-8.5
O/U51.5
TV: BTN
WINNER: CondomHeads
tough call here. no love for USC but just can't see the upset here. even if i'd enjoy it
Final
 
 (11) USC
 Trojans
 
 17
 
 Minnesota
 Golden Gophers
 
 24
i will enjoy it! another victim of Upset Saturday .. their condoms broke BAHAAA
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Sat, 10/5, 6:30 PM CDT
 
 (10) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 4-1
 
 Washington
 Huskies
 
 3-2
Odds: UW-2.5
O/U41.5
TV: NBC
WINNER: WolverTards
UM has the second best loss in the nation so far (Texas) don't get a lousy loss UM
Final
 
 (10) Michigan
 Wolverines
 
 17
 
 Washington
 Huskies
 
 27
shoulda seen this one even without Upset Saturday. UM suxs on offense. 
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Sat, 10/5, 9:30 PM CDT
 
 (8) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 5-0
 
 California
 Golden Bears
 
 3-1
Odds: MIA-10.5
O/U54.5
TV: ESPN
WINNER: Convicts
if the Convicts want to be contenders they win a tough road game 
Final
 
 (8) Miami (FL)
 Hurricanes
 
 39
 
 California
 Golden Bears
 
 38
this was a wild game! congrats Convicts you avoid Upset Saturday .. by1 point lol 
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