Identify Asians

[greensand]

I can't always tell the difference, but I can tell enough that there *is* a difference. I thought all types of asian looked the same until I got a few asian friends and was around asian people more. Even when I'm wrong I can usually narrow it down between 2 countries, but the "less common" ones, like Laos, I have no idea

Helps a lot if they say something in their language, because those are pretty distinct imo

[DunnJackNoff]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I love online quizzes! I quit after question #6, because it's taking too long to load the next question. I did get a couple wrong.

I did about 12 of them and only hit 3 or 4 right -by accident. I realized I was just picking randomly so I quit playing. I don’t see how you guys can say the differences are obvious. Seriously- They all look like they could be sisters to me. But I still love them all long time...especially the nekkid ones.

[Cheburashka]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I literally just posted about Silver, someone called her "Chinese", and I made the point that it is so wrong to lump all Asians into a single category!

Yes, that was me. WTF people! I spend so much time at SubAMPS I made a mistake. They are almost exclusively Chinese at SubAMPS. And it blows me away how many of you got your panties in a wad over that. You don't see me bitchin' about someone here calling a lady from Ukraine, Latvia, or Belarus "Russian".

Simmer down my Asian comrades!

[DunnJackNoff]

Originally Posted by Cheburashka

And it blows me away how many of you got your panties in a wad over that.

Kinda my point.. why are we even asked to specify? Who really cares (or even knows for sure) if she is Chinese, Vietnamese, or Korean? I sure don’t.

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by DunnJackNoff

Kinda my point.. why are we even asked to specify? Who really cares (or even knows for sure) if she is Chinese, Vietnamese, or Korean? I sure don’t.

if she says nhanh lên và đụ tôi, I know she is Vietnamese, LOL

[DunnJackNoff]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

if she says nhanh lên và đụ tôi, I know she is Vietnamese, LOL

If she says that to me I will say, “I don’t know what you just said or in what language you said it but I hope you just said ‘I want to suck your dick now’ but either way,.. why don’t you stop talking and go ahead and suck my dick AMP style”

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by DunnJackNoff

If she says that to me I will say, “I don’t know what you just said or in what language you said it but I hope you just said ‘I want to suck your dick now’ but either way,.. why don’t you stop talking and go ahead and suck my dick AMP style”

Ha!

if she did say that to you, I think you would be pleased.. it translates as "hurry up and fuck me".

[DunnJackNoff]

Close enough

[TAZ]

Maybe you can use the K-9 method.

LICK HER ASS:

-If it tastes like Kim Chi= Korean
-If it tastes like dumplings= Chinese
-If it tastes like Sushi= Japanese
-If it tastes like Pho= Thai/Viet'

[cosoj]

Jo Koy is a Phillipino comedian who has a routine about distinguishing the various Asians. Its on YouTube.

[DunnJackNoff]

Originally Posted by TAZ

Maybe you can use the K-9 method.

LICK HER ASS:

-If it tastes like Kim Chi= Korean
-If it tastes like dumplings= Chinese
-If it tastes like Sushi= Japanese
-If it tastes like Pho= Thai/Viet'

And if it just tastes like shit..? Back to square 1

[DunnJackNoff]

Originally Posted by cosoj

Jo Koy is a Phillipino comedian who has a routine about distinguishing the various Asians. Its on YouTube.

I found it
https://youtu.be/el84efC10oE

[onlyAMPs4menow]

It took me 2 hours to finish that quiz but at least I got about 6 nuts out of it.

ETA: I stopped boxing my clown at slide #16. Then I got through it in about 10 seconds.

Until slide 18 came up THEN I went back to doing the old 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. DAMN I LOVE BIG HOOP EARRINGS!!

7 out of 20, 6 nuts and a messy keyboard but no money spent!

[trekker]

There are regional differences, but there are always exceptions too. In very broad terms, northern Asians (Koreans, Japanese, Manchurians, Mongols) are usually taller and lighter skinned than southern Asians like Mandarin and Cantonese Chinese, Vietnamese, and Thai. Filipinos often look more Polynesian than mainland Asian. In fact, it's possible a Filipina could truthfully claim to be Asian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic or a combination of all 3. Chinese is usually spoken with a detectable break between syllables. In Japanese, syllables flow together without breaks. My ear isn't good enough to distinguish Korean from Chinese but Korean writing is pretty easy to distinguish with most characters being distinctively squarish. Vietnamese has a lot of words where you may hear a vowel sound rise and fall between 2 or 3 "notes".

[trekker]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dingle

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these, is that help? Didn't think so. Best bet is if you went to an amp Korean if you went to a sub amp Chinese

I second. Koreans have mastered the AMP art form and Chinese copy it outwardly without the finesse. I haven't experienced a Japanese place yet.