Sheer Nightgown
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			The Sheer Nightgown.... 
  
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher  the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. 
 
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I  won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' 
 
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. 
 
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least  iron it!' 
 
He never heard the shot. 
Funeral on Thursday at Noon .   
Closed coffin.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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