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[Unique_Carpenter]

Look who's back.

[Guest090920]

There is no need for a troll wrangler or troll trainer.

Sarah, I thought you might be smarter than this given your experience, but the evidence is now to the contrary. Sadly, you are not the only person who has either gone brain dead or allowed their ego to take over their common sense and forgotten how to deal with trolls

People go away fastest when ignored. If everyone stops responding to their attempts to create participation and incite emotional responses so they can keep increasing their post counts and feel like real men (which is doubtful), they will go away eventually. As Whispers alluded, you cannot run them off, they have to leave of their on accord.

The answer is simple; let them do their thing and ignore their posts.

On another topic, several of you have RTM'd the post wherein Whispers submitted a disgusting photo. The admin staff, much to my chagrin, has ruled the photo is indeed disgusting, but does not violate any guidelines. The post may however be considered a thread hijack.

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by old door builder

Sarah I agree with your choice of UC and Savannah being in charge of the trolls. But shouldn't someone be in charge of Border Control? They need to be spayed or neutered then quarantined for 30 days, just in case!!

Are you volunteering?

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

There is no need for a troll wrangler or troll trainer.

Sarah, I thought you might be smarter than this given your experience, but the evidence is now to the contrary. Sadly, you are not the only person who has either gone brain dead or allowed their ego to take over their common sense and forgotten how to deal with trolls

People go away fastest when ignored. If everyone stops responding to their attempts to create participation and incite emotional responses so they can keep increasing their post counts and feel like real men (which is doubtful), they will go away eventually. As Whispers alluded, you cannot run them off, they have to leave of their on accord.

The answer is simple; let them do their thing and ignore their posts.

Awww come on Scorpio. We're all playing nice. Honesr we were.

We haven't called any nasty bad names or threatened to beat anyone up. We even included them in our playing around. (I think a couple might have a crush on me...)

No one is upset or taking any of it to heart.. It's all in good fun. I mean look... for once the trolls, providers, and hobbyist are all teasing and having fun without trying to smash each other to pieces verbally.

Besides with all the rain It's muddy out and I can't go work in the garden. Can't I please just this once play with them a little longer?

If not I'm going to have to think of something else to do...Hey! I know....Since we have all this mud and water, can we start topless mud wrestling? Trolls vs Providers? I can't speak for the rest of the providers, but I promise to play fair....

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

.... but I promise to play fair....

Reindeer crash landing

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Then fork over the money...... that's what gets you what you want from whores....

Now now Whispers....no need to be like that....Doc can be my pet any day if he looks like the real Doc Holiday. I have a thing for old west gun slingers. If not, well we'll discuss that when the time comes.

Until then, let's play nice. Not going to get your Willie wet acting all ugly and mean. Ms Kitty always made the boys leave their fusing and fighting outside the saloon.

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Reindeer crash landing

Oh hush UC...You didn't specify the rules so all was fair game. Next time you will know better.

XOXOX

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

Doc can be my pet any day if he looks like the real Doc Holiday. I have a thing for old west gun slingers.

I'll bet you'd like the TV show Wynonna Earp. The great grand-daughter of Wyatt Earp teams up with an immortal Doc Holiday to defeat old west demons in the new west. It's pretty fun, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer but with cowboys.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

It seems the threads have been over ran with trolls as of late. It's time to nominate and elect the 2017 troll wrangler and trainer for the KC board.

You know Sweetie, it seems as if our little friends down south never need an open invitation to visit but if they did I think your quoted post would suffice beautifully....

ijs...

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by malwoody

You know Sweetie, it seems as if our little friends down south never need an open invitation to visit but if they did I think your quoted post would suffice beautifully....
ijs...

OK Sarah,
Now I'm going to repeat my request to actually keep a pet troll.
And yes I know, no feeding after dark and no water and no bright light.
And yes I can get the vet stuff wholesale for their shots, muzzles, etc.
May have to pay retail for the distemper shots though.

And yes, there are updated rules.

[Sarah Renee]

Now Now Gentlemen! Am I going to have to use collars, harnesses, leashes, nipple clamps, and riding crops to get you to play nice?

You know if I get the twins to moving in opposite directions it can cause some serious damage swinging those big girls around putting you both in your corners.

You wouldn't want to put the twins out of commission so no one could enjoy them, now would you?

[old door builder]

No thanks Sarah I already have a full time job! I need a little free time to spank Savannah once in awhile!!

[SweetSuzanna]

Thanks for the good laughs today you guys...keeps things light and fun on this board.

[Treetop78759]

I will address this subject in dept later on this evening but I must caution you. When we start labeling contributers as trolls the creative ideas and topics will be stifled.

Mods. Please close this thread. It serves no purpose. Thanks.