~DO YOU FEEL IT~?

[Leah Layada]

What about me seems "matronly and aunt like" exactly? I've never had a kid and so have shied away from calling myself a MILF but maybe I can be a MAISF (matronly aunt I'd settle for).

Originally Posted by Toyz

All Im saying is that you complain so much about what you do. You talk about the disgust in your mind that you might be sucking on an unedumacated cawk.

No one made you get our of bed and say "I wanna be a cawksucker for a living did they"? Its a choice you make.

Most women your age....middle aged in hoogar years...are either jaded and only in it for the money, or, a select few actually enjoy bringing & sharing erotic pleasures with guys. I strongly sense you are the former?

Being matronly and auntlike in a young womans market has to be challenging, so I do respect rhe sacrifices you make.

Me? True story? Ive turned down 3 promotions to different roles over the past 5 years. Because I absolutely love what I do. Im the global guru for my area of expertise. My boss asks ME what he can do to help me and my teams be more effective. I have a high work ethic and a high expectation of myself to excel.

Now...back to you not working as a cashier...where did life go wrong that you are resigned to being a late stage hoogar?

[Toyz]

I think thats apporpriate! Where are you going to sneak the "J" for Jaded in?

MJAISF?

[Leah Layada]

No sneaking necessary, the "J" for jaded can brazenly plop itself down right beside your "P" for pathetic.

You never did say what exactly makes me matronly and aunt like? Are you saying I give a sense of comfort, safety and familiarity?

Originally Posted by Toyz

I think thats apporpriate! Where are you going to sneak the "J" for Jaded in?

MJAISF?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Leah Layada

No sneaking necessary, the "J" for jaded can brazenly plop itself down right beside your "P" for pathetic.

You never did say what exactly makes me matronly and aunt like? Are you saying I give a sense of comfort, safety and familiarity?

Not realky true...but Im not the one selling my ass to random old fat men am I?

No, in a "I really dont like doing this, but I dont have any other skill sets so I will let you fuck me for money" kind of way.

Why are you matronly?

Attitude. Yours sucks. Its a definitive hallmark for matronly hoogars.
Looks. You are cute, but its in a hot aunt kinda way.
Fake tits...not a fan. Rarely have I found a MAISF with fake tits who had much passion. MILF Maria is a local exception.

You fit a certain clientele. The travelling guy who doesnt have to read how jaded you are. Juat keep your price point in the lower end and remember to DOUCHE as neccesary. Nothing more disgusting than an aunt with stinky twat.

[submarineracer]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Not realky true...but Im not the one selling my ass to random old fat men am I?

Nope... You're the truly pathetic one pre paying hookers (trying to be as cheap as humanly possible) that have previously ripped you off, then crying endlessly that you got ripped off again.
I wonder if anyone gives a shit?
No I don't, I know they all laugh at you.

I'll bet all the ladies are dying to have you call so they can rip you off, because they know nobody will care.
hahahaha

[Leah Layada]

Are you asking me or telling me that you're not the one selling your ass to random old fat men? You sound kinda unsure of the situation. Between this, your repeated confession of wanting to bang your aunt and the revelation that you perceive older hookers as matronly, Freud would have a field day.


Are you like this everywhere you go? Do you hassle your waitress for an on the spot summary of the multitude of factors that have brought her to this place in her life? Demand the clerk at Target convince you of their genuine eagerness to ring your purchases up? Flash your wounded ego at every chef that prepares you a meal?

Show me on the doll where the bad ladies hurt you Toyz! What must you really think of yourself to assume that any woman willing to be intimate with you MUST absolutely hate herself, you and all men as a result.

Originally Posted by Toyz

Not realky true...but Im not the one selling my ass to random old fat men am I?

No, in a "I really dont like doing this, but I dont have any other skill sets so I will let you fuck me for money" kind of way.

Why are you matronly?

Attitude. Yours sucks. Its a definitive hallmark for matronly hoogars.
Looks. You are cute, but its in a hot aunt kinda way.
Fake tits...not a fan. Rarely have I found a MAISF with fake tits who had much passion. MILF Maria is a local exception.

You fit a certain clientele. The travelling guy who doesnt have to read how jaded you are. Juat keep your price point in the lower end and remember to DOUCHE as neccesary. Nothing more disgusting than an aunt with stinky twat.

[Toyz]

Ad hominem...

You asked why you are matronly then get all spun out of control when I answer honestly.

I see a few hoogars Ive seen for years. Some we actually expand our interactuons beyond the hobby. Please dont assume you know much at all about me...cause you dont

Have you considered enrolling in the TOYZINDUSTREEZ older hoogar makover course?

For the minor sum of $37.50 through direct pay, we can remake your fading Hoogar image.

Should I have one of our HMTs (Hoogar Makeover Technicians) contact you at your convenience?

[Leah Layada]

Nothing in my post was Ad hominem- I simply asked you questions about your life to gain insight into how you came to your conclusions about me. It was a clumsy attempt at getting to know your motivations via the socratic method.

I'm not spun out of control and am actually pretty ok with the idea of being a MAISF even though I don't really see the matronly part as I'm not the matriarch of a family or at an age where that would even be a possibility.

I just don't get why you think I have a bad attitude because I think I take things pretty well generally. I legit think I'm one of the most genuinely nice people on the board. Maybe I don't communicate effectively or something.

I think I will pass on the old whore makeover thanks though.

Originally Posted by Toyz

Ad hominem...

You asked why you are matronly then get all spun out of control when I answer honestly.

I see a few hoogars Ive seen for years. Some we actually expand our interactuons beyond the hobby. Please dont assume you know much at all about me...cause you dont

Have you considered enrolling in the TOYZINDUSTREEZ older hoogar makover course?

For the minor sum of $37.50 through direct pay, we can remake your fading Hoogar image.

Should I have one of our HMTs (Hoogar Makeover Technicians) contact you at your convenience?

[Toyz]

Just know the offer is out there! We could do wonders for you. We have many testimonials from washed up whores who reclaimed a bit of their former business despite advancing hoogar years...

Listen...

If you think board personnas are entirely indicitive of how we are in the real world...then it doesnt matter what I tell you on a chat board about myself.

And if you REALLY want to understand how you come off, go read your posts with the eye of a consumer...woild YOU want to spend intimate time with someone like that?

Thats the lense we see you through.

[Victoria Columbari]

@David. I do love spaghetti and meatballs. I have a wonderful recipe I don't mind sharing. The secret is italian sausage. Gotta love us Italians.

[Leah Layada]

I doubt there's much of a consensus about how I come off among hobbyists and despite mounting evidence to the contrary I'm not a masochist so I don't really want to know.

See, you call me a washed up old whore...if I had a bad attitude as you claim I'd be within my rights to tell you a few things about yourself.

Originally Posted by Toyz

Just know the offer is out there! We could do wonders for you. We have many testimonials from washed up whores who reclaimed a bit of their former business despite advancing hoogar years...

Listen...

If you think board personnas are entirely indicitive of how we are in the real world...then it doesnt matter what I tell you on a chat board about myself.

And if you REALLY want to understand how you come off, go read your posts with the eye of a consumer...woild YOU want to spend intimate time with someone like that?

Thats the lense we see you through.

[Toyz]

You shouldnt doubt or discount, how you come off.

Realizing challenges will be your first hurdle, and I sense you'll never be able to negotiate it.

You are confusing consumer vs seller. We arent on the same playing field in that regard. Its not important to my livlihood how Im viewed on this chat site. But its paramount to your existence in this arena.

So sweeping aside what many think of you (dont assume this is just my viewpoint, I speak for many). Is foolhardy if you expect to grow your business base.

[klovve]

Now, now...Toyz: has your mother never educated you on where and when to stuff that Fred Flinstone foot into your nonsense producing pie hole? "Old Hoogar makeover program" - first, what the fuck is a hoogar? It's sounds like booger. Second, who elected you chair of the cosmetology-cleanup committee?

Salmon: folks, this is Texas. I wasn't aware we had a run in the Lonestar state. Or maybe my language is antiquated, where the hell is my Urban Dictionary...

[submarineracer]

Originally Posted by Toyz

You shouldnt doubt or discount, how you come off.

Look into the mirror.

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Leah Layada

I doubt there's much of a consensus about how I come off among hobbyists ...

Probably not.

Your posts in this thread, and some others I've read, would bring me to your door, sight unseen (never done a matron before — hmmm).