Why somen have dogs not wives:
Found this on the wall at The White Oak Grill in sugarland.
Why some men have dogs and not wives: In no particular order
· The later you come in, the happier your dog is to see you.
· Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
· Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
· A dog's parents never visit.
· Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to make your point.
· You never have to wait for a dog; they are always ready to go 24 hours a day.
· Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
· A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
· If a dog has babies, you can give them away to other people.
· If your dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just find it interesting.
· Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick up truck.
· If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
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