A couple of years ago there was a post about provider names and I added my 2 cents in this post 
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...6&postcount=26
I think it's time for another list.  I pulled these names from the Dallas section.  All in fun...maybe I'll add some more later.
Adrienne Baptiste -  I don't know what Baptiste is but the name is better than BSB
JazzyJustice -  not a fan of Jazz music and the word Justice on a hobby site scares me.
Adventures of Ariel - reminds me of Disney.  Not sure what I should say about this one.
Kaya Jolee - I swear there used to be an "L" in that first name??  I really just noticed.
CoffeeTea - with cream and sugar please
!!Sexy Erotic Morgan - I've searched for you before and the !! threw me off.  I like the name Morgan for a girl.  You're sexy and erotic...sounds good.
countrygirl0401 - I picture you in a straw hat.
SelenaAce - aint room for more than one Selena round these parts.
Roxanna - This is a mix between Toto's Rosanna and Police's Roxanne (I'm old).
tiffanyxoxo - awww...love you too!
Mndimorgan - "I" see what you did there.
Hélène Stone - funky characters blow my mind and I can't search.
SweetSierra - always liked the name Sierra and you're sweet...just hope you're not TOO sweet.
A_Goddess_GFE_PSE - I can't imagine calling you on the phone.  
phoenixfire_ - what's with the "_" at the end???  
loveduckx3 - I am speechless
SashaMay_xx -  I need to know you WILL.
Donna Juan - clever but makes me think of a dude.
SammySosaaa - you're unbelievably hot but that name makes me think of a "roided up" baseball player.  Not the image I want.
therealMiaRose - accept no imitations.
uniquemonique - the one and only!
ChassidyAdams - Chassidy sounds too much like Chastity...not what you want in this hobby.
Red_Headed_Julie - she has red hair and her name is Julie..kinda self explanatory.
SimplyCindy - cute hobby name.  
sweet.treat69 - how about 68 and I owe you next time?
tntangie - kaboom   I know what tnt stands for with Angie but makes me think of dynamite.  In this case I guess that works too.
mrsMercedez - Mrs????   Miss  Ms   but Mrs???  I still like you..don't yell at me!
Rachell Starr - hard name to live up to round these parts
!VI! - I don't know what this means.  I think you should go by your "C" name...not that you care what I think.
SensualNurseD - this name gives me the impression that you're a "giver".  Not sure what the "D" is at the end.
wetbabydoll - gonna be an awkward phone call
MzChloeRae - when I say it then it sounds fine but for some reason when I look at it, it throws me off.  
BBW Katrina - a woman who puts it right there in her name.  I've always like the name Katrina and I don't know why.  
ittybittybritney - I have to admit this made me chuckle.
PleasureSolei - i'm too stupid to know how to pronounce Solei
minamoans214 - you see me you won't get 214 moans...maybe good for 1 or 2.
Sade dit moi  - What??
Angel Ryder - I'm lazy and love CG so I'm all for anybody with Ryder in their name.  
Allison Ford - Reminds me of  Indiana Jones: “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” 
Infamous BJ - she's earned this name.