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			Thank you for expanding my vocabulary on an almost daily basis.  Without you, I would not have the pleasure of words like "bloviate," "douchecanoe," and my personal favorite "squish mitten' (now if I could just say it with a straight face, such as to the laser technician, "You're killing my squish mitten!"). 
 
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			06-16-2015, 04:03 PM
			
			
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				Thank you for expanding my vocabulary on an almost daily basis.  Without you, I would not have the pleasure of words like "bloviate," "douchecanoe," and my personal favorite "squish mitten' (now if I could just say it with a straight face, such as to the laser technician, "You're killing my squish mitten!"). 
 
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			06-16-2015, 04:08 PM
			
			
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			I have nothing but love for Miss V    nothing is sexier than a lady with a creative and large vocabulary with a personality to match!!! 
 
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			I fucking love her vocabulary.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-16-2015, 05:18 PM
			
			
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			Shes a female "centaur" 
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Having met them both, I can honestly say that she has WAY better hair.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			Taking nothing away from Miss V. the term squish mitten has been around forever.  
 
I first heard it used as slang for pussy by a friend six years ago and have used it here myself a few times over the past few years. 
 
Point being it's not a product of anyone's creativity on Eccie. Of course she never claimed it was.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-16-2015, 05:42 PM
			
			
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He wears a turtleneck quite well though.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-16-2015, 05:45 PM
			
			
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				Taking nothing away from Miss V. the term squish mitten has been around forever.  
 
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Well, I for one had never heard it, so kudos to her for bringing it to my attention.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			06-16-2015, 05:51 PM
			
			
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				Well, I for one had never heard it, so kudos to her for bringing it to my attention. 
			
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Kudos for sure. Comedian Mitch Fatel uses the term often in his standup routine and a simple Google search of the term shows it's commonly  used in the slang dictionary.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I'm partial to dick holster.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			may I be the first to say my favorite word to hear her say is YES. followed by MORE.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I personally like the dichotomy of her eloquence & inner ratchet; hence, when she uses the word: 
 
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			Her vocabulary is hung like a horse.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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