Names For A BJ

[CummingsLane]

In the wonderful world of sex, there are so many different slang words and phrases we use. Some we make up and others have been used for centuries. While standing in line at the grocery store, I heard a guy tell his friend " I just had the best "Neck" ever. His friend responds saying " Sweet, love having a hot chick wet my cock up. She likes it when I take control and tell her "Neck Me" lol. It got me thinking when you guys have someone go down on you, what do you call it?

[offshoredrilling]

playing the skin flute
smoking my white owl
she be cleaning my dip stick so I can check her oil level
pipe cleaner
does face fuck count just askin
she be preying at my alter
who cares what she looks like, just pick one with nice hair, its all your going to see anyways
head
cleaning the gun, hehe just today was getting a stripper slide and she said let me clean that dangerous gun before I put that wrapper on it
sward swallowing



mmmmm let me think, I may have more

oh yeah, polishing the saddle horn

once when ordering a pack of Marlboro Box the female check out gal said back to me I have a Box for ya. ahem and latter yes she did. errr ops this out of topic LOL

[offshoredrilling]

she looking for a blow-pop
she know how to eat a Popsicle for sure
banana

[JohnnyCap]

Keeping my uncle from whooping my ass.

[Plastic Man]

funnels call it ...about a hundred tax free jimmie bucks fer fifteen minutes of ...objectifying and degrading yerself

[xtsy79]

Tonsil hockey

[doctorisin]

Dome
Head
Knob
Brain
Blowie

[woodywouldpekher]

Knobber

[AmishGangster]

Originally Posted by Plastic Man

funnels call it ...about a hundred tax free jimmie bucks fer fifteen minutes of ...objectifying and degrading yerself

PM, you are overpaying.

[CummingsLane]

I like that. Its cute

Originally Posted by xtsy79

Tonsil hockey

[HlavinKitheri]

I heard old guys call it a "hummer," or a "hum job."
"Getting your knob slobbed."
Not nice, but: "skullfuck." Also "throat-fuck."
Heard a practitioner called a "knob-gobbler." Also "cum-guzzler."
Some of these are just damn disrespectful. :-)

[Plastic Man]

Originally Posted by HlavinKitheri

I heard old guys call it a "hummer," or a "hum job."

ya mean reeeeeaaaaally old guys like ...buffalo mummy and grampy puppet?

...sweeeeeet ...pappy gettin a hummer!

[CummingsLane]

And what do you call it?

Originally Posted by HlavinKitheri

I heard old guys call it a "hummer," or a "hum job."
"Getting your knob slobbed."
Not nice, but: "skullfuck." Also "throat-fuck."
Heard a practitioner called a "knob-gobbler." Also "cum-guzzler."
Some of these are just damn disrespectful. :-)

[Guest070916]

Originally Posted by amishgangster

PM, you are overpaying.

He was giving the sweeeeeet rates he expects the ol gray mares in his stable be charging when jimmies cum fer a ride.....

Pimpin ain't easy......

[JohnnyCap]

I haven't heard 'knob-gobbler' in years. Thanks.