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				A woman goes to her Gynecologist...
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
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Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."  
 
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-08-2014, 07:58 PM
			
			
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				"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. 
  
Woman: "Something is terribly wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."  
  
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those Aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas." 
			
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			10-08-2014, 08:32 PM
			
			
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			10-08-2014, 08:36 PM
			
			
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			10-08-2014, 08:40 PM
			
			
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			LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself...   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 08:45 PM
			
			
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			I get it bananas are cheaper then dildos.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 08:47 PM
			
			
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				LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself...    
			
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I bet the Salad is really tasty, or just a plain cucumber sandwich.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 08:55 PM
			
			
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				LOL! I prefer BIG peeled cucumbers myself...    
			
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Real women don't peel them...LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-09-2014, 09:29 PM
			
			
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				I bet the Salad is really tasty, or just a plain cucumber sandwich. 
			
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LOL, nope, just a BIG cucumber for me please. 
 
 
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				Real women don't peel them...LOL 
			
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LMAO! I think its the  impatient women that dont peel them. Hehe
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 12:44 AM
			
			
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			Natures dildo, always think about that when you see a girl sorting through the cucumbers. Gotta find just the right size.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 08:35 AM
			
			
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			Why are cucumbers better than men? 
They aren't jealous of other cucumbers in the frig. 
 
Were a lot of these at one time.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 08:40 AM
			
			
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			If cucumbers could take out the trash, women wouldn't need men at all!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2014, 05:38 PM
			
			
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I didnt realize cucumbers made money?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-11-2014, 04:49 PM
			
			
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Or wash the car, or mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, take the dog the vet, deal with the mechanic, and cucumbers can't talk dirty.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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