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			07-19-2014, 09:57 AM
			
			
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			  white nights say, "Girls don't fart. They whisper in their panties."
  
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			07-19-2014, 01:08 PM
			
			
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			Farting is an additonal $50 bucks and a crunchwrap supreme.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-19-2014, 01:31 PM
			
			
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				Farting is an additonal $50 bucks and a crunchwrap supreme. 
			
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 "Honey, on your way over can you pick up some burritos & beans from Taco Beuno"?  "I thought we would try something different today"...
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-19-2014, 01:51 PM
			
			
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huh I guess that is what ya call an "off menu order"
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-19-2014, 11:05 PM
			
			
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			I had a provider take a dump at my apartment. That was not so sexy but when you gotta go you gotta go, I guess.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-20-2014, 12:31 AM
			
			
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				  white nights say, "Girls don't fart. They whisper in their panties."
  
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			07-20-2014, 01:35 AM
			
			
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I don't mean to call you a liar, but it is a well known fact that girls do not poop.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-20-2014, 02:31 AM
			
			
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				I don't mean to call you a liar, but it is a well known fact that girls do not poop. 
			
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Oh yah, they do.  Have you never heard of 2 girls 1 cup?  Check it out:
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			07-20-2014, 05:28 AM
			
			
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I watched the video for about 10 seconds and had to turn away.  Call me old fashioned, over the hill, a giant prude or anything you want, that was just too gross to watch. 
 
Not sure what kind of warning would be appropriate, but man that is gross and more than I want to see again.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-20-2014, 08:09 AM
			
			
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			07-20-2014, 08:38 AM
			
			
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				Beagle, 
 
I watched the video for about 10 seconds and had to turn away.  Call me old fashioned, over the hill, a giant prude or anything you want, that was just too gross to watch. 
 
Not sure what kind of warning would be appropriate, but man that is gross and more than I want to see again. 
			
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    Whatchutalking bout willis?
 
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			07-20-2014, 09:47 AM
			
			
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			Girls don't fart, they fluff.  BTW, Schmafty, love the new avatar.   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-20-2014, 11:43 AM
			
			
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I don't know about whispering...last time it happened to me it sounded like a foghorn at low tide...
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			07-20-2014, 12:32 PM
			
			
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			I can see new menus coming... 
 
GFE, 240 
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			07-20-2014, 01:18 PM
			
			
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