Sante Fe, NM:  The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was  arrested Saturday after allegedly taking a gun out of her vagina and  threatening her boyfriend. Jennifer McCarthy, 48, got into an argument with her boyfriend about  space aliens, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The  Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and  changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun  placed in her vagina, with which she began to have “inner course,” [sic]  according to the affidavit.
 While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question,  “Who is crazy, you or me?” before pulling out the gun and pointing it at  her boyfriend’s head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend  told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in  the toilet, then the trash can. 
It was an argument over space aliens.