You know you're a dirty old man when...

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by bigjimt52

Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board.....

I hare to admit it but I do as well....

Now I won't admit to being interested in fucking anyone's mom or grandmom if I fuck them....

I mean.... Why?

[repete offender]

My granddaughters are 3, 2 and one due in May. I have a ways to go!!!

[Guest070316-1]

Funny being young too...I always here about the provider's with kids (wait...these aren't kids...lol) my age in college or their kids are married, etc. Throws me for a curve ball because I am like...there is no way this woman I was with last week was F'n over 40! Sometimes you just need a fine wine to do the trick.

[THETAXMAN]

I new when I was 20 I would be a dirty old man.
Never had any kids nor would I want them.
To much like a job and I have one of those already.
No that we are dirty old men remember the following
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a hard-on
Never trust a fart it could be a shart!!!!!
Women are like snowflakes no 2 ever taste alike and I want to taste them all!!!!!!!
We no return you to your regularly scheduled AUDIT

[colt]

I thought that I might be a DOM, but then I heard Tiger Woody had a sex addiction, I figure I caught it off a golf club, so I'm just addicted.

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[oden]

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjimt52
Ive got boots older than some of the girls on this board.....
Yes, and a couple of shotguns...lol

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[Guest032716]

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[Erich711]

Originally Posted by PDid

Old is when "Pulling an all-nighter" means not having to get up to use the bathroom.

Friggin' funny! No wait... true... dammit... sigh...

[ck1942]

Alt,

the reason you have photos of your kids or grand kids at age 8 or 9 is so you can "pull those images up" and never think about their current ages when you are banging those 20 y.o.'s. LOL.

I know more than several gents who have utilized that counsel in the past and present.

Otherwise, stick those two Benji's into a birthday card and mail 'em off to the grandkids!

Or buy a big ass screen tv, or downpayment on a new car, or .. well, you should get my plan.

If you need further counsel, there may be a "counseling" booth in the Mardi GraciASS! "beading room" but only after I have distributed my 17 pounds of beads, etc.

[Zhivago52]

I suppose preferring GILFs (Grandma I'd like to fuck) over other age groups makes me a dirty old man, although I do stray to the younger ones on occasion. When that happens, I feel more like Jethro Tull's "Aqua Lung"....sitting on a park bench.....watching all the pretty panties run...."


Now everyone's going to be pissed at me for putting that song in their heads all afternoon....

[OldYeller]

I took one young goddess here out to lunch before a date, and she was stroking my arm and I said:

"Please don't tease me until after breakfast. When we leave, people will say - look at the butt on that guy's granddaughter. I don't want them to add - Yeah, and look at the boner on grandpa!!"

[Guest030824]

"Please don't tease me until after breakfast. When we leave, people will say - look at the butt on that guy's granddaughter. I don't want them to add - Yeah, and look at the boner on grandpa!!"

Fuckum I say. I enjoy a pretty woman on my arm and figure the others may think look at that old fart with the young trim. Damn I wish she was on my arm. My daughter asked me not to date some one younger than her then when I canceled a New Years eve party date where she would be she said "you should have brought her".