Is this the end of the "Hoe Phones"?

[swarmyone]

http://www.thekansan.com/article/201...NEWS/140219571

Legislation introduced that would require state registration of pre-paid phones. Doubt this will go anywhere but I wanted to share.

[ElumEno]

Originally Posted by swarmyone

http://www.thekansan.com/article/201...NEWS/140219571

Legislation introduced that would require state registration of pre-paid phones. Doubt this will go anywhere but I wanted to share.

KANSAS... what more can I say.

[Guest090920]

I hope the bill survives and becomes law. It will be fun to watch y'all scramble.

[swarmyone]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

I hope the bill survives and becomes law. It will be fun to watch y'all scramble.

I'd be a real pain in the ass. We would have to go all the way over to Missouri to buy our throw away phones. Maybe we could pick them up while we're getting cheaper gas, booze, and cigarettes?

[Guest013121]

You tell 'em Rep. Scott!!

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

I hope the bill survives and becomes law. It will be fun to watch y'all scramble.

I would have to 'stand corrected' on like 26 threads about prepaid phones if this bill passed Scorpio!!

[Guest090920]

However, I don't purchase cigarettes or booze, and crossing over the state line into Misery just for gas has its own set of risks. Namely, the hooker, hobbyist and pimp sniffing dogs the various Kansas law enforcement agencies have staged along the state line would catch me coming back! I don't need that hassle.

A question for you and the masses might also be which is more of a challenge, obtaining and hiding a "hoe" phone (as you put it) or hiding the cash needed for a 30 minute appointment from wives and significant others?

Hmmm?

[ElumEno]

Happily squirreling away since September 2011...

I tend to squirrel away for hour+ dates myself...

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by swarmyone

I'd be a real pain in the ass. We would have to go all the way over to Missouri to buy our throw away phones. Maybe we could pick them up while we're getting cheaper gas, booze, and cigarettes?

Someone told me not to hobby in Kansas.

Maybe I should listen to them.


JR

[ElumEno]

Lets see if I got this right....
You can't buy a hobby phone in Kansas.
You can't be gay in Kansas.
You can't buy the Pill in Kansas.
You can't buy Gas, Beer are Cigs in Kansas.
You CAN beat your children and so can the teachers in Kansas.

Misery sounds better everyday... wait, what I can't have nude dances in Missouri but I can in Kansas. WTF

[JCM800]

just use Google Voice ...problem solved.

[ElumEno]

Originally Posted by JCM800

just use Google Voice ...problem solved.

Umm believe me... NO its not.
I still use it but will never install in on my phone again... I will dial the few extra digits to make a hobby call.

[KCSmutMonkey]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

Namely, the hooker, hobbyist and pimp sniffing dogs the various Kansas law enforcement agencies have staged along the state line would catch me coming back! I don't need that hassle.

WAIT, WTF?!? There are Hooker Sniffing Dogs? I've GOT to get me one of those!!! How nice would THAT be?

"Fetch boy..." (and he comes back with your favorite lady)

[LNK]

Originally Posted by KCSmutMonkey

WAIT, WTF?!? There are Hooker Sniffing Dogs? I've GOT to get me one of those!!! How nice would THAT be?

"Fetch boy..." (and he comes back with your favorite lady)

I know lots of dogs that will sniff crotches, does this require special training?

[jan-w]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

A question for you and the masses might also be which is more of a challenge, obtaining and hiding a "hoe" phone (as you put it) or hiding the cash needed for a 30 minute appointment from wives and significant others?

Hmmm?

New Flash!

Scorpio 31 laughs at the "masses" who use hoe phones, hide cash and get 30 minute appointments!

Keep this up and you'll never get the masses vote for Eccie President.

Oh well, you'll still have the title of Bristol's, cough, "administrative assistant". Right?